It's like explaining a joke. It just makes you look like a fucking tard.

except a fucking socially inept tard.

1/19/2009 11:35:30 PM

i can't tell my gf about tww

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/19/2009 11:36:09 PM

Funny, that situation has never come up.

1/19/2009 11:36:20 PM

if I had a girlfriend I would keep her 100% in the dark as to the very existence of TWW

1/19/2009 11:36:31 PM

ditto with trying to explain it to your bf


he says your assessment is correct.
he also marvels at how much my social life must have sucked for me to get 26k posts. i tried to explain that i did still have an active social life, but he doesnt seem to believe me


[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 11:38 PM. Reason : .]

1/19/2009 11:36:43 PM

i just go, "dude, this is some funny shit. for real."

1/19/2009 11:37:26 PM

if you tell her... you have to kill her

1/19/2009 11:37:49 PM

yeah right, you don't have a girlfriend

1/19/2009 11:37:51 PM

I tried to keep it secret.

however now that I have a computer that I can be on 24/7 while ignoring her, it gets a little harder.

especially when she wonders whats so fucking important that she can't be the center of attention all the time.

and yes, she's reading this right now.

1/19/2009 11:38:56 PM

she will post stalk you

1/19/2009 11:39:14 PM

My gf loves TWW, and wishes she was cool enough to use it.

1/19/2009 11:40:04 PM

Quote :

"yeah right, you don't have a girlfriend"

1/19/2009 11:40:17 PM

i hope to god not

lord only knows what I've posted that can be used against me

at least I've never made a post in the best thread on TWW....

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 11:41 PM. Reason : pooljobs, I see your trolling, and I don't give a fuck.]

1/19/2009 11:40:29 PM

LOL

1/19/2009 11:41:12 PM

i've tried to explain it a few times - i've basically given up - i validate it somehow based on the news acquired from this site - due to tww i know more about the happenings of the world than i would otherwise - rarely do i not have to throw an [old] for links sent to me

1/19/2009 11:41:40 PM

i'm on this shit in front of the gf pretty often

1/19/2009 11:42:03 PM

lol, i deal with this shit on a weekly basis.

1/19/2009 11:42:49 PM

^^ same with my girl. she doesnt think twice...I dont think the concept of an internet messageboard is new to her or anything...

1/19/2009 11:43:43 PM

she always calls it "the web wolf" haha

1/19/2009 11:44:05 PM

lol

1/19/2009 11:44:18 PM

great, and now she wonders what I consider the best thread on TWW is

1/19/2009 11:46:39 PM

i, too have a girlfriend

she reads it occasionally but not often

1/19/2009 11:46:41 PM

does it have the numbers 18 and 21 in it lulz

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 11:48 PM. Reason : ]

1/19/2009 11:47:50 PM

my gf has absolutely no interest in tww

i even showed her monorail cat thread, and I spent 20 minutes laughing HARD at shit I've seen 100 times, while she snickered at maybe 10 pics.

1/19/2009 11:48:31 PM

^^^tell her its message_topic.aspx?topic=285762

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 11:49 PM. Reason : no http]

1/19/2009 11:48:50 PM

WHAT...UNACCEPTABLE

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 11:49 PM. Reason : ^^]

1/19/2009 11:49:06 PM

I too, have had sex.

1/19/2009 11:49:18 PM

Quote :

"NCSU STUDENT FORUM"

1/19/2009 11:50:43 PM

First rule about TWW: You don't talk about TWW















Actually, I just showed my g/f this website, rather than explaining it to her. She actually thought most of it was pretty funny.

1/19/2009 11:50:56 PM

he made the mistake of telling me about it

1/19/2009 11:50:58 PM

now she is really interested in the EPIC QUEST FOR DA BOOTY thread

1/20/2009 12:11:28 AM

if I had a girlfriend I would keep her 100% in the dark as to the very existence of TWW

1/20/2009 12:12:02 AM

she'll act uninterested then post stalk the shit out of you

1/20/2009 12:20:51 AM

my gf thinks YOU PEOPLE are the worst people in the world

1/20/2009 12:21:13 AM

you people don't have gfs, get over it

1/20/2009 12:21:38 AM

^^if my gf were to peruse this site for a couple hours, she would, too.

1/20/2009 12:22:19 AM

is like trying to explain buttsexors

1/20/2009 12:22:43 AM

I think my gf used to post stalk me on here

and she associates this site with a very dark period of my life

1/20/2009 12:23:48 AM

my wife thinks YOU PEOPLE are the worst in the world.... and therefore, by extention, I am also

therefore, she and i have an unspoken agreement:

she dont ask about TWW and I dont tell.

1/20/2009 12:26:12 AM

first rule of TWW


don't talk about tww

1/20/2009 12:27:45 AM

Quote :

"she'll act uninterested then post stalk the shit out of you"

yep

1/20/2009 12:31:02 AM

punchmonk used to HATE (i mean really really loathe) the time i spent on this site and everything about it. she thought each and every one of y'all were pathetic losers who would rather sit on computers and type to the person in the room next to you rather than meet 30k people irl at a coffee shop or something

[Edited on January 20, 2009 at 12:36 AM. Reason : big coffee shops]

[Edited on January 20, 2009 at 12:36 AM. Reason : ^ pretty much how she got hooked on here. trying to keep tabs on me]

1/20/2009 12:35:53 AM

ive been "lucky" enough to date a couple off here who knew better than to talk about it. probably the only 2 who are socially aware enough to not talk about the tww all the time

as for people i date recently.. if it comes up

"just some thing i signed on in hs, keep in touch with people in raleigh. like facebook without all the pokes"

1/20/2009 12:36:44 AM

I still use it because here I wield enormous power and influence

1/20/2009 12:37:04 AM

she thinks its dumb

1/20/2009 12:39:15 AM

just give her your alias.

1/20/2009 12:43:09 AM

Dating someone already on tdub solves this problem

1/20/2009 7:01:00 AM

and can also cause a problem.

1/20/2009 7:06:34 AM

only if they're a bitch with no sense of humor.

1/20/2009 7:07:08 AM

haha or the boyfriend gets mad that his girlfriend is being an attention whore.

1/20/2009 7:08:51 AM