HE WIPES NOSE, MUST BE COLD OUT

1/20/2009 5:53:55 PM

Thanks for the update.

1/20/2009 5:56:24 PM

Sure, CNN is right on top that shit

1/20/2009 5:57:05 PM

http://twitter.com/BarackObama

1/20/2009 5:57:31 PM

pretty soon, you wont need threads to post updates....activity thingie from facebook will be available on tdub and qntmken will take us to the promised land

1/20/2009 5:57:56 PM

ha Obama has twitter

What has this world come to?

1/20/2009 6:02:18 PM

i bet obama is gonna get some crazy presidential pussy tonight

1/20/2009 6:04:28 PM

Israel done gtfo from Gaza before inaugural speech? looking for updates

1/20/2009 6:04:38 PM

Quote :

"i bet obama is gonna get some crazy presidential pussy tonight"

1/20/2009 6:05:02 PM

Maybe not, they have a lot to do tonight. I bet sex happens after breakfast in bed tomorrow.......at 5am.

1/20/2009 6:05:36 PM

http://www.whitehouse.gov/welcome/

now you can keep getting bombarded by the obama emails

1/20/2009 6:05:38 PM

OBAMA IS DOING KEY BUMPS

1/20/2009 6:06:23 PM

WE NOW HAVE A PRESIDENT WITH RHYTHM

1/20/2009 6:06:48 PM

not from a blackberry, i am guessing

1/20/2009 6:07:01 PM

CNN CANT ASKING A FUCKING QUESTION TO GUY ON PHONE

1/20/2009 6:18:54 PM

if you watch it on cspan you don't have to listen to any of that cnn babble idiocy

but the drawback is that it's not in hd

1/20/2009 6:19:55 PM

The idiotic shit makes me laff.

What is c-span saying? Or is it just the the parade?

1/20/2009 6:20:40 PM

he's going to do a bunch of cocaine and they'll end up fucking until like noon

1/20/2009 6:21:33 PM

was this thread necessary?

1/20/2009 6:21:40 PM

uh, welcome to chit chat?

1/20/2009 6:22:06 PM

um i've been here longer then you've been.

1/20/2009 6:23:55 PM

ok

1/20/2009 6:24:17 PM

KIDS WEARING OBAMA SHIRTS INSTEAD OF JAY-Z

1/20/2009 6:47:35 PM

why the hell are they playing shenandoah?

1/20/2009 6:51:11 PM

HELL YEAH!

[Edited on January 20, 2009 at 6:51 PM. Reason : what channel?]

1/20/2009 6:51:47 PM

1/20/2009 6:52:10 PM

LOL!

1/20/2009 6:52:50 PM

1/20/2009 6:58:05 PM

Biden's face looks like he's thinking, "I just farted. Hehehe."

1/20/2009 6:59:02 PM

THIS JUST IN:
























HE'S BLACK!!!!!!

1/20/2009 6:59:02 PM

ATTN BUSH





















BEAT IT

1/20/2009 7:00:22 PM

Quote :

"Biden's face looks like he's thinking, "I just farted. Hehehe.""

Haha, yeah.

And Obama's face looks like "Damn I gotta take a dump "

1/20/2009 7:01:06 PM

ATTN BUSH HATERS:

HE'S GONE, K? START WORRYING/TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, K?

NOTE: THIS IS NOT BUSCH BEER HATERS. I, TOO, HATE BUSCH BEERS.

1/20/2009 7:01:48 PM

michelle's hair blown away by Biden's farts?

1/20/2009 7:02:08 PM

hahaha Oh god she's going to hate that picture!!

1/20/2009 7:06:30 PM

lol. "Man, who farted. Maybe if I turn my head into the wind, it will go away."

1/20/2009 7:06:44 PM

OBAMA DOES "THE BUMP"

1/21/2009 3:02:12 PM

^Just saw that

Quote :

" * Video: New prez does 'The Bump' Video"

-CNN.com

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2009/01/21/vo.inaug.obama.boogies.cnn

[Edited on January 21, 2009 at 3:04 PM. Reason : x]

1/21/2009 3:03:28 PM

OBama READS PREDECESSOR'S LETTER FOR TEN MINUTES ALONE

Quote :

"The letter former President Bush left for his successor rests on the desk of the Resolution desk in the Oval Office. "

[Edited on January 21, 2009 at 3:07 PM. Reason : LALALA]

1/21/2009 3:07:14 PM

Quote :

"ATTN BUSH HATERS: HE'S GONE, K? START WORRYING/TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, K? NOTE: THIS IS NOT BUSCH BEER HATERS. I, TOO, HATE BUSCH BEERS."

watch what you say....theDuke866 may suspend you or lock this thread

1/21/2009 3:09:15 PM

1/21/2009 3:25:19 PM

OBAMA NOT TYPICAL BLACK-DOESN'T TELL WIFE TO SHUT UP- WIFE DOESN'T SAY YOU AINT NO MAN LYKE MAH MAN

Quote :

" (CNN) -- Jamaal Young was watching Barack Obama and his family greet an ecstatic crowd in Chicago, Illinois, on Election Night when he realized that something seemed wrong. President Obama and his wife, Michelle, and their daughters, Malia and Sasha, greet the nation. Obama didn't shout at his wife, Michelle, to shut up. The first lady didn't roll her eyes and tell Obama to act like a man. No laugh track kicked in, no one danced, and no police sirens wailed in the background. Young had tuned in to celebrate the election of the nation's first African-American president. But he realized that he was witnessing another historic first. A black family was being featured as the first family, not the "problem family" or the "funny family. "They are not here to entertain us," says Young, a New York Press columnist. "Michelle Obama is not sitting around with her girlfriends saying, 'My man ain't no good.' You're not seeing this over -sexualized, crazy black family that, every time a Marvin Gaye song comes on, someone stands up and says, 'Oh girl, that's my jam.' " The nation didn't just get a glimpse of its new first family when Obama and his family waved to the crowds on Inauguration Day. The Obamas are offering America a new way to look at the black family, Young and other commentators say. America has often viewed the black family through the prism of its pathologies: single-family homes, absentee fathers, out of wedlock children, they say. Or they've turned to the black family for comic relief in television shows such as "Good Times" in the '70s or today's "House of Payne." But a black first family changes that script, some say. A global audience will now be fed images of a highly educated, loving and photogenic black family living in the White House for the next four years -- and it can't go off the air like "The Cosby Show." "The last time we had an image of a black family that was this positive it was "The Cosby Show," but this is the Real McCoy," says Jacqueline Moore Bowles, national president of Jack and Jill of America Inc., a predominately black organization for youths."

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/15/obama.family/index.html

1/21/2009 5:07:38 PM

This makes me respect Obama more;

Quote :

"Biden jabs Roberts for oath flub Posted: 05:35 PM ET From CNN Ticker Producer Alexander Mooney (CNN) — Vice President Biden isn't letting Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts forget about his minor flub while administering the presidential oath of office on Tuesday. Biden made light of the mishap Wednesday as he was called on to swear in senior members of the White House staff. "My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts, Chief Justice Roberts," Biden said as he asked for a copy of the oath to read. Several staffers reacted to the comment with groans and laughter, though President Obama, standing next to Biden, did not crack a smile. Roberts' mistake came about half way through the 35-word oath, when, reciting from memory, he said the word 'faithfully,' out of order. The flub confused Obama who ultimately repeated the mistake. But speaking to ABC Tuesday night, the new president didn't fault the man who swore him in. "We're up there, we've got a lot of stuff on our mind, and he actually helped me out on a couple of stanzas there," he said. "So overall, I think it went relatively smoothly and I'm very grateful to him." Filed under: Joe Biden "

Fuck yeah for taking the high road.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

1/21/2009 7:02:43 PM

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!


O'bama takes first shit in the White House. FILM AT 11!

1/21/2009 7:04:53 PM

Quote :

"President Obama has retaken the oath of office after a mix-up during the inaugural ceremony, the White House says."

???

1/21/2009 8:15:20 PM

fox news basically asked if the roberts flub during the oath (a few things got repeated) meant that he wasn't actually president

so i'm sure this was just a LISTEN FOOLS, I WAS THE PRESIDENT OATH OR NO OATH, BUT HERE YOU GO, BETTER?

1/21/2009 8:29:21 PM

But he's pres at noon regardless....

oh bugger

1/21/2009 8:30:05 PM

I can't wait until 11.

1/21/2009 8:49:21 PM

Quote :

"HE WIPES NOSE, MUST BE COLD OUT"

Did he use his right or left hand. Was there a tissue involved.

Please do tell.

1/21/2009 8:57:15 PM

Left hand, no tissue, several wipes

1/21/2009 9:03:17 PM