http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2009/01/pro-life_group_up_in_arms_over.php

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"Pro-Life Group up in Arms over Krispy Kreme's Abortion Doughnuts Krispy Kreme, being the genial purveyor of glazed goodness that it is, decided to get in on the Obama inauguration craze and is offering one free doughnut to every costumer on January 20, Inauguration day, and released this seemingly innocuous press release: "Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet 'free' can be." Well, The American Life League noticed the liberal use of the word choice and decided to blast the chain bakery for producing abortion doughnuts. "The unfortunate reality of a post-Roe v. Wade America is that 'choice' is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of 'freedom of choice' is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand," the group's president, Judie Brown said in a statement. File this under "Overreactionary Wing Nuts" and another attempt of conservatives to redefine words for their political means (You can try to rewrite the Constitution, but not the dictionary). Of course, the "overreactionary libtard" counter to this is that conservatives want to demonize all choice from America until we're living under a fundamentalist dictatorship. A fundamentalist dictatorship without doughnuts. UPDATE: The ALL has declared Victory in thier war on doughnuts. KRISPY KREME CELEBRATES OBAMA WITH PRO-ABORTION DOUGHNUTS Washington, DC (15 January 2009) -The following is a statement from American Life League president Judie Brown: "The next time you stare down a conveyor belt of slow-moving, hot, sugary glazed donuts at your local Krispy Kreme, you just might be supporting President-elect Barack Obama's radical support for abortion on demand - including his sweeping promise to sign the Freedom of Choice Act as soon as he steps in the Oval Office, Jan. 20. "The doughnut giant released the following statement yesterday: 'Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet "free" can be.' "

some interesting quotes from the article

"President-elect Barack Obama promises to be the most virulently pro-abortion president in history. Millions more children will be endangered by his radical abortion agenda.

"Celebrating his inauguration with 'Freedom of Choice' doughnuts - only two days before the anniversary of the Supreme Court decision to decriminalize abortion - is not only extremely tacky, it's disrespectful and insensitive and makes a mockery of a national tragedy.

"A misconstrued concept of 'choice' has killed over 50 million preborn children since Jan. 22, 1973. Does Krispy Kreme really want their free doughnuts to celebrate this 'freedom.'

"As of Thursday morning, communications director Brian Little could not be reached for comment. We challenge Krispy Kreme doughnuts to reaffirm their commitment to true freedom - to the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness - and to separate themselves and their doughnuts from our great American shame.

[Edited on January 21, 2009 at 2:18 PM. Reason : []]

1/21/2009 2:12:37 PM

1/21/2009 2:19:03 PM

Wash it down with an ice cold Sam's Choice Abortion cola.

1/21/2009 2:20:21 PM

lol seriously???

1/21/2009 2:20:26 PM

is this what we've become as a society

1/21/2009 2:20:38 PM

Forget choice; I'm pro-abortion. Too many kids running around on my lawn and breathing up my air.

1/21/2009 2:20:42 PM

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winnar

1/21/2009 2:27:07 PM

im pro choice too

MORE DONUTS FOR ME!

1/21/2009 2:28:11 PM

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" Wash it down with an ice cold Sam's Choice Abortion cola."

hahaha

1/21/2009 2:34:46 PM

warsh it all down with some abortion coffee



mmmmmm taster's abortion

1/21/2009 2:37:42 PM

in the spirit of this thread, i find this random GIS result hilarious

since we're replacing choice with abortion

1/21/2009 2:39:08 PM

Hahahahaha I'm never eating a jelly donut again

1/21/2009 2:39:39 PM

wow

1/21/2009 2:59:32 PM

just another reason to ignore "pro-life" groups

1/21/2009 3:04:25 PM

that whole article is ridiculous, and anyone who says krispy kreme is supporting abortion by giving out free donuts on Inauguration day is a moron.

1/21/2009 3:07:14 PM

how can i support people who are pro-life when they won't respect my "opinion" and insist that their "opinion" is correct.

1/21/2009 3:14:41 PM

lulz

1/21/2009 3:18:08 PM

surely this came from the onion or something

1/21/2009 3:24:25 PM

I wish it did, I would feel a lot better if it did.

1/21/2009 3:26:07 PM

seriously? this is stupid.

1/21/2009 3:28:57 PM

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"is this is what we've become as a society "

fixed it for you

1/21/2009 3:31:53 PM

life begins at confection

1/21/2009 3:34:32 PM

^ win

1/21/2009 3:34:57 PM

^^
lol, tied for the win with #12544189

1/21/2009 3:42:19 PM

hahahaha

1/21/2009 3:43:12 PM

lol

1/21/2009 3:43:46 PM

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"life begins at confection"

hahahahahaha

diet coke nearly shot out of my nose just then

1/21/2009 3:45:45 PM

bump

for that line alone

1/21/2009 7:27:52 PM

hah im pro life but ^^thats funny as shit

1/21/2009 7:31:37 PM

lol

thread gets a 10/10

1/21/2009 7:32:01 PM

I'm anti-life, just because I'm surrounded by dumbfucks and we don't need another dumbfuck on this Earth.

1/21/2009 7:44:35 PM

they should feature this during the KK challenge

1/22/2009 10:22:46 AM

just another reason why i hate people.

1/22/2009 11:12:56 AM

1/22/2009 11:16:02 AM

Looks like everyone's enjoying a nice abortion steak



[Edited on January 22, 2009 at 11:32 AM. Reason : s]

1/22/2009 11:31:40 AM

You've got to be kidding me. Actually worse than the girl who wants guys to give up their seats.

1/22/2009 11:57:06 AM

this is pretty funny.

1/22/2009 12:40:34 PM

hahah this thread is so 10/10

[Edited on January 22, 2009 at 1:21 PM. Reason : i'm changing my facebook profile pic to be that doughtnut. believe it]

1/22/2009 1:20:34 PM

I am Pro-Life all the way, but you don't mess with krispy kreme.


you just don't

1/22/2009 1:22:43 PM