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this dude builds sculptures of your newborn

1/25/2009 2:28:13 PM

k

1/25/2009 2:29:00 PM

well

this way you can practice crushing their skulls with a ball peen hammer

because trust me

you only get one shot at getting it right when you use a real baby head

1/25/2009 2:35:24 PM

you said ball peen

1/25/2009 2:37:24 PM

^^Why would you only get one shot on a real one?

It's a baby, it's not like it can move out of the fucking way after the first hit... you could probably slap the thing for hours with a toothbrush and it wouldn't be able to say shit.

1/25/2009 2:44:23 PM

if you really want a magnificent explosion, a la Gallagher's watermelons, you have to get it right on the first swing

1/25/2009 2:46:49 PM

^Or use a larger hammer.

But you are correct in that I did not assume our goal was a grandiose splattering.

1/25/2009 2:48:11 PM

I'm pretty sure most people who would buy a fake baby would want one that isn't ugly.

1/25/2009 2:53:31 PM

I saw a show on bbc or something about this...one lady was waiting for it to come in the mail. Apparently her child had died or something and when she got the "doll" version she was caring for it and talking to it like it was her dead child...

moral of the story, crazies buy these things.

1/25/2009 3:03:00 PM

Quote :

"This feels incredibly realistic to the touch which makes him feel even more special when you give him all your wonderful snuggles. "

Quote :

"Lex will arrive home with all the beautiful clothes you see him in. He wears newborn or 0-3 month sized baby clothing, depending on which brand you choose. You will have lots of fun shopping for him!! . "

OK, so apparently there is a whole class of artists who make such realistic dolls, and they are called as Reborn Artists.

Quote :

"GERBA (Guild of Exceptional Reborn Baby Artistry) has been created to celebrate and support the talents of Reborn Artists in Europe. Each of our members has been selected for their Outstanding dedication to excellence, their highly regarded creative innovation and perfection in the art of reborning, and their exceptional level of customer care. Adopting a GERBA Baby will ensure your complete satisfaction and a doll of truly heirloom quality. "

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Anyway, the baby is incredibly realistic, and the skin looks completely real.

But someone tell me this: WHY IS THE BABY SO UGLY??? WHY IS THE FACE THAT OF A 50 YEAR OLD MAN???

I mean, look at this:




Babies, at least the cute ones, look like the picture below, which comes from the SAME PAGE:





CEREALLY???



BTW, check out the hair, which is real hair.... very realistic:

1/25/2009 5:27:16 PM

fuck, old boy got $800 for it

1/25/2009 5:30:49 PM

How about fetus-shaped cookies?

1/25/2009 5:32:29 PM

it would be better if they were all broken up and smeared with red and white frosting

1/25/2009 6:00:30 PM

Quote :

"BITCHES ARE CRAZY"

1/25/2009 6:03:20 PM