I can think of two...it's hard to decide which was meaner.

I called up this fat, unpopular kid and pretended to be this popular girl, and asked him out, and recorded the conversation. Then I made him pay $20 for the tape

I was sharpening my pencil in class one day, and the pencil sharpener was right beside the door. So as this guy walked in, I stuck out my heel. He toppled over forward and slammed his face into a desk, and the whole class laughed

1/26/2009 4:15:39 PM

Killed a kids parents and fed them to him in a bowl of chili

1/26/2009 4:16:51 PM

I beat up a retarded kid once, but he was asking for it, so that's probably not the meanest thing.

1/26/2009 4:17:07 PM

In 7th grade we sold a kid a blue jellybean for $20 after telling him that it was a hit of ecstasy.

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 4:17 PM. Reason : fuck]

1/26/2009 4:17:37 PM

i want that 20 dollars back asshole

1/26/2009 4:17:47 PM

I broke wind at the exact moment a girl with a speech impediment walked by and blamed it on her. I never owned up to it

1/26/2009 4:19:16 PM

Some girl was running for class president and put print outs of her campaign poster in the boys bathroom.

I peeled down a few and taped them up in the urinals.

She raised hell and tried to convince the faculty that it was a hate crime.

1/26/2009 4:21:03 PM

I cut my sister's ponytail off.

1/26/2009 4:22:23 PM

Quote :

"Some girl was running for class president and put print outs of her campaign poster in the boys bathroom. I peeled down a few and taped them up in the urinals. She raised hell and tried to convince the faculty that it was a hate crime. "

hahahahahahahaha

1/26/2009 4:24:34 PM

Quote :

"I can think of two...it's hard to decide which was meaner. I called up this fat, unpopular kid and pretended to be this popular girl, and asked him out, and recorded the conversation. Then I made him pay $20 for the tape I was sharpening my pencil in class one day, and the pencil sharpener was right beside the door. So as this guy walked in, I stuck out my heel. He toppled over forward and slammed his face into a desk, and the whole class laughed"

you were a fucking dick.

my brother and I caught a bunch of frogs one day and decided to throw them up on the pitched roof to watch them tumble down to the ground over and over.

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 4:25 PM. Reason : ,,]

1/26/2009 4:25:33 PM

I snuck out of a middle school dance to drink beer with some guy friends. DJ, my gf at the time, came out and told us to stop so I shook up a beer and sprayed it on her. Then she grabbed my beer and sarcastically told us how cool it was to drink beer. Then her uncle showed up and grounded her after I said something like "No way DJ, we don't drink beer" and ran off.

Later her sister killed Heath Ledger.

1/26/2009 4:26:03 PM

i just used to sell my sisters stuff for their birthday money. once i sold some "limited edition" play-dough for $10. another time, i took apart a floppy disk (quite a while ago) and told her the black circle thing was a new format for playing music called an FD. they would replace CDs and somehow through my networking, i had obtained the new NSync FD. I think I got $15 for that.

1/26/2009 4:26:21 PM

^^I bet that was tragic.

1/26/2009 4:29:44 PM

Quote :

"I peeled down a few and taped them up in the urinals."

wat

you peed them down PRIOR to handling then taping them?

boy you dont make much sense

1/26/2009 4:29:51 PM

PEEL motherfucker

PEEL

1/26/2009 4:30:53 PM

god

i'm retarded today for some reason

i thought he peed them down

i had a person i emailed earlier respond with

"i dont even know what you're saying and am pretty sure it's not even english"

1/26/2009 4:32:01 PM

I'll pee you down right now, dog.

1/26/2009 4:33:22 PM

We use throw frogs against the a brick wall to see who could make the best splatter with them.

1/26/2009 4:34:15 PM

A friend of mine and I had BB guns. We were walking through the woods shooting trees, squirrels, and if we were lucky to find one, a bird. We walked down to this larger than average stream where people often fish. On the other side of the stream was a dad and his son (maybe 8 years old). We were about 40 yards away hidden in some bushes when I shot the kid and hit him right in the neck. The kid screamed pretty loud and dropped his pole into the water.

We took off immediately back into the woods. Since we knew the direct path to where we had our bikes parked out on the street a few hundred yards away. It was easy to get away from the kid's dad who was chasing after us. That dad has to run through knee high water to get from his side to the side we were on.

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 4:35 PM. Reason : run on sentence]

1/26/2009 4:34:19 PM

remember those high powered sling shots with the arm braces?

was at a friends grandparents house in albequerque, nm for a few weeks once

their place backed up to a national park

we'd go out in the park for hours, backpacks packed with vienna sausages and water, trying to avoid rattle snakes and peg jackrabbits with the sling shots

his cousin sucked, so we hunted him on days he came out

we actually hit him once, his arm got cut up pretty badly

i've never seen such an epic ass beating that my friend got

i got away without an issue, but they called my parents and they promised me an ass kicking when i got home, which never materialized... but it's daunting as a like 9 year old to know that in two weeks you're going to get torn up

1/26/2009 4:38:09 PM

god i'm gonna have to think about this. My friends and i were pretty big dicks between middle school and 9th grade.

1/26/2009 4:42:19 PM

i was always on the receiving end of this equation

1/26/2009 4:47:56 PM

In 6th grade (or maybe 7th?), back when Topps stadium clubbs were the new glossy brands and really pricey with the Frank Thomas and the Dave Justice going for like 10-15 a pop, I used one of these and an assortment of other worthless cards and hustled a kid out of a '62 Hank Aaron (worth about 35 at the time) and some other more valuable cards than I had. He came back the next day pissed about how I cheated him and such (which I had) and I didn't care.

In high school, my Jr year we had a dog for a manager on the soccer team. This chick was just downright ugly as hell. Very sweet girl, but fell and hit every branch of the ugly tree ugly. The entire varsity team is sitting in the stands bullshitting and discussing this girls looks while the JV warms up when she walks across the field and comes into the stands to work on her homework. As she gets to the stands I yell down at her "Hey, Jennifer, you're pretty hot...(three second pause, all the guys look at me like "what the fuck").......WAY THE HELL OVER THERE. The whole team explodes in laughter and I'm sure this girl felt like shit. Hell I felt like shit as soon as I said it. I found her on Facebook a few weeks ago and apologized for that, and I wasn't at all surprised at her reply when she said "she couldn't figure out why I friended her since I was such a dick to her in high school, nearly 15 years ago". She never forgot that shit, and to this day, I still feel like a piece for that.

1/26/2009 5:01:19 PM

Apparently, I stabbed smoothcrim and some other folks with the sharp end of a compass in elementary school. Frequently.

When I was ~6, I peed in a cup and told my cousin it was lemonade that i'd left outside and didn't want anymor. (summer in Texas). Poor kid had it rough anyways. His mother was abusive as hell. A couple years later, she broke his arm in a rage Three kids, all by different dads. She's lost custody of all of them, and Scotty, the kid I got to drink my pee, is in and out of jail these days.

One year when all those caterpillars were all over the place, I picked up one and started to taunt my sister with it. She was maybe 5 or 6. She screamed, so I told her I was gonna put it in her mouth, so she covered that up. Then I said I'd put it in her ears, so she covered those up. Then I said I'd put it in her nostil, so she covered up her nose. Then I said I'd get her ears...then her nose...then her ears...then her nose.

She also used to be terrified of daddy longlegs, and there were always lots of those at home, so I'd pick them up and chase her with them, or put them on her when she wasn't looking, or lie in wait with one. She used to have foam puzzle piece tiles on her bedroom floor, and I drew a REALLY realistic daddy longlegs on one of the tiles, and would move the tile around so I could keep getting her

Sometimes I'd reach in the shower and turn off the hot water on her.

One of the times I lived in the group home, I wrecked my roommate's shit to get her in trouble, since she peed the bed every night and made our room stink. I knew they'd never believe her when she said she didn't make the mess.


I was also on the receiving end lots, but at least I deserved it. Except that time in Texas when I was 5 or 6, and this 12 or 13 year old punched me in the stomach because I was skipping on 'his' sidewalk

^damn. And 'awww'.

I got really mean to people from 15 onwards, but I don't consider that being a kid. That's teenage territory.

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 5:04 PM. Reason : ldj]

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 5:05 PM. Reason : ljkd]

1/26/2009 5:03:49 PM

I once threw sand in a kids face in the school yard...We were playin wizards n shit. Needless to say, the spell i cast won!!!

I wasnt a mean kid, but for some reason this seemed OK to do...

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 5:09 PM. Reason : f]

1/26/2009 5:08:56 PM

How are you mean fuckers succeeding in life?!?!?!

Thanks for the LOLs though

1/26/2009 5:10:20 PM

i robbed a homeless bum for $3 with a screwdriver blade.

i also stole a crackhead's new pair of jeans from his duffel bag and got a $20 refund at Belks.





oh, wait... is this limited to only things as a "kid" ? because when I was 17/18, i pretty much had the emotional maturity level of a twelve-year-old



[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 5:17 PM. Reason : ]

1/26/2009 5:12:28 PM

I used to throw cats up in the air as high as I could to see if they would land on their feet.

1/26/2009 5:13:05 PM

funny this thread comes up as we were just talking about this chick i knew from back in the day as she is dating my former boss. the great thing she did to me as a kid......

SHE FUCKING BIT ME!!!! BIT ME! WTF?!?! fucking biters

1/26/2009 5:14:11 PM

Y'all are some bastards, and are going to hell, unless you repent.

1/26/2009 5:17:01 PM

i bloodied my sister's nose

1/26/2009 5:19:47 PM

i bit a girl in preschool and broke the skin. we later became friends in high school and college. once, during a party, i brought it up after like 19 years. she remembered.

1/26/2009 5:20:30 PM

i was always on the receiving end of this equation

1/26/2009 5:22:52 PM

My buddy told me that when he was in middle school, playing soccer, his younger sister would want to play with him back at their house. He said he used to make her run laps around the house when she fucked up.



LOLOLOL

1/26/2009 5:23:28 PM

oh shit, just remembered one from preschool.

this girl had a 3-leaf clover and was showing it to everyone and telling them it was a flower she picked. i was like "that's not a flower, it's just clover. it's a weed." the dumb bitch was like "nooo, it's a flower i picked this morning." we kept on until i got fed up with her stupidity and i snatched it and smashed it up in my hands. she cried and i got put in time-out.

hope that dumb bitch learned.

1/26/2009 5:23:49 PM

Quote :

"Later her sister killed Heath Ledger."

Made me lol



One time I found a dead mouse on the curb of the street that had been mutilated by some cat or something. I picked it up by the tail and hid it in my brother's shoe. He was so pissed that he reset my game of Double Dragon on NES. I pretended to be upset so he wouldn't beat me up but secretly I didn't really care cause I was only on the second level anyway.

1/26/2009 5:38:11 PM

Whenever my friends and I would play Super Mario 2-player I would pause it when they jumped over a hole. Unpausing would make them fall to their death.

1/26/2009 5:40:52 PM

I was at this kids party at my rents friend and me and her daughter and someone else went on a walk and we were collecting acorns. then she apparently said something to really piss me off and the big ziplock bag was filled up to the top with acorns. I swung that bag really hard hitting her in the face. she started crying...

ya i dunno what she said. but thats the only mean thing i ever did haha.

1/26/2009 5:57:27 PM

I picked on this one girl pretty consistently for a couple years in middle school

she was mad emo, depressed, but otherwise pretty cool later on and I think I may have had a part in the former

and as to the latter, even after I noticed it still kind of bothered her, apologized, and explained that I was an inconsiderate asshole with a poorly developed conscience she was convinced that I hated her. we never really became friends even though she lived in the next dorm over

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 6:04 PM. Reason : .]

1/26/2009 6:00:38 PM

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

1/26/2009 6:01:39 PM

i killed a hobo

1/26/2009 6:02:22 PM

there was this asian kid who didn't have any friends and didn't want to do anything other than study. we used to throw coins at him cus he would always pick them up.

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 6:09 PM. Reason : oh i read this as meanest thing done to a kid. meanest in general, i dunno]

1/26/2009 6:07:41 PM

I was a junior in high school and we got this transfer student from the local christian academy. Well she was hot as shit...like this miniature Britney Spears...in every way though...which meant she was also ditzy and annoying as shit. We hung out a couple times, she wanted to do the boyfriend/girlfriend thing, but I couldn't stand to be around her for longer than 5 minutes. So after I turned her down she went around school talking shit about me and spreading rumors.

So someone gave me a yearbook from her old christian academy that had a picture of her from 4th grade I believe...and it was hilarious: big teased up trailer trash hair, humongous Benny and the Jets style glasses, huge buck teeth with gaps between, etc.

So I took the picture, scanned it, blew it up, then ran off about a hundred copies. Proceeded to go to people's houses that I knew and put the flyer on their cars...then just gave a bunch to a mischievous friend of mine who did the rest. Spread a few around school and on cars in the school parking lot. She was devastated and I had exacted my revenge. Didn't get much shit for it though because she was a bitch and not too many people liked her. Got a few congratulations.

1/26/2009 6:12:43 PM

Around 1997-1998 me and some friends were driving through Virginia and there was a kid, probably about 12, standing on the side of the road. At the time I had been developing my skills of throwing stuff out of the windows of moving cars and hitting road sings. I was fairly good. At some point while we were driving towards this kid I decided to chunk a penny out of the window and see if I could hit him. I did.

1/26/2009 6:13:19 PM

seriously though, there are still open cases, i really can't comment, if anyfuckin thing happened in the county for at least 5 years, the cops always came looking for three of us, which most of the time they were right, but they only were able to pin us with a few things


probably the most fun was ketchup packets under the toilet seat, you fold them over and aim the ends out, then when some sits down it sprays all over the back of their pants, i still do that to this day, close to 15 years after i learned that trick

1/26/2009 6:15:27 PM

Quote :

"I snuck out of a middle school dance to drink beer with some guy friends. DJ, my gf at the time, came out and told us to stop so I shook up a beer and sprayed it on her. Then she grabbed my beer and sarcastically told us how cool it was to drink beer. Then her uncle showed up and grounded her after I said something like "No way DJ, we don't drink beer" and ran off."

LOLOLOOL

1/26/2009 6:16:44 PM

lulz

1/26/2009 6:17:45 PM

Oh shit. That reminds me. In high school, computers and computer skills still weren't so prolific. I, however, possessed some of those skills. Somehow, we either had a picture of one of the more popular guys in high schools girlfriend, or we scanned it in. I don't remember exactly how, but we had a digital copy. Someone in a group of about 10 of us had the idea to try and photoshop this girls head onto a n00d. I had those skills and said I would do it but that I would take absolutely no part in delivering this to the boyfriends mailbox.

We addressed it to him, but didn't want the delay of putting posting on it and mailing it. We dropped it off by noon and expected to call him that night and find out his reaction. Instead, his mother, wondering why it was in their mailbox AFTER the mail had run for the day and without a stamp on it took it and opened it and discovered pictures of his n00d girlfriend.

He had hell to pay to explain to his mom that it wasn't her (and the 'chop was TERRIBLE, the scale, lighting, and everything was WAY off, it was completely obvious it was a fake) He still got in some serious trouble for a day or so because they didn't believe him, and shit was awkward as hell with the girlfriend and mom. This guy is ballistic at school the next Monday and confronts me and basically wanted to fuck me up (and he could have no problem), but I managed to explain to him that they sorta forced me to do it and that I had no part in dropping it in his mailbox.

1/26/2009 6:18:33 PM

i didn't do a lot of scheming but i did a lot of smacking and hair pulling when i didn't get my way

1/26/2009 6:21:21 PM

Quote :

"Killed a kids parents and fed them to him in a bowl of chili"

This was my fist thought as well

1/26/2009 6:22:30 PM