I hear a lot of people talking about it, but never any believable stories (like when and where it was done, the strategies employed, etc)

1/28/2009 1:15:33 AM

k

1/28/2009 1:19:44 AM

they run away when I tried

ended up making a lasso out of an electrical extention cord and finally ringing one it, but we couldn't tip it

1/28/2009 1:21:50 AM

I would like to point out this procedure is not rocket science.

Additionally, paintball guns in the back of a truck is WAY more fun. The bulls are not happy to get lit up with full-auto.

1/28/2009 1:21:56 AM

what the fuck is wrong with you people?

1/28/2009 1:22:49 AM

i've always heard you can't do it.. maybe if you had a decent group of people and a sleeping cow though.

1/28/2009 1:22:54 AM

Obligatory, "Fuck tipping cows, I rape cows."

1/28/2009 2:08:30 AM

I have, and it took three of us.

Also, cows can haul ass when they are angry which makes it even more difficult hopping over a barb-wired fence in the dark when you are laughing.

1/28/2009 2:23:42 AM

You need several people and a sleeping cow to be successful in this venture. When I was living in Vermont I knew some people who that was their idea of weekend fun.

1/28/2009 2:33:56 AM

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"I have, and it took three of us."

I call BS due to the next statement as well

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"and a sleeping cow to be successful "

Cows do not sleep standing up...that is a HORSE, cows lay down when they sleep...so tell me how it is possible.

the only way to do it is with an awake cow that is standing up, you would need about 3-4 ppl to hit a fairly tame cow at the same time.

its not possible, cow tipping is just like Snipe hunting. its a joke and anyone that says they have ever done it is probably lying.

1/28/2009 2:46:56 AM

http://tinyurl.com/d4bkkx

Snopes has failed me

1/28/2009 2:51:23 AM

after checking out many failed attempts on youtube and no successful ones, i would have to say its not possible. if it was some moron would have posted a video online.

1/28/2009 3:24:04 AM

I too have bullied a bovine.

1/28/2009 5:48:15 AM

I too have harassed a hereford


$1

1/28/2009 5:58:25 AM

when you tipped him, what was it... 10, 15, 20 percent?

1/28/2009 6:04:03 AM

The cow wasn't asleep.

1/28/2009 6:36:36 AM

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"Additionally, paintball guns in the back of a truck is WAY more fun. The bulls are not happy to get lit up with full-auto."

What the fuck is wrong with you?

1/28/2009 7:25:31 AM

never have successfully tipped a cow. tried before but got tired of it. on another note, anybody ever noticed how when you walk by a bunch of cows they all turn and stare at you? maybe this is just me, but it seems really odd.

1/28/2009 11:38:04 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe

1/28/2009 11:39:49 AM

Surely there is someone out there in TWW land that has tipped a cow. Maybe someone from Johnston County? lol


If there hasn't been; then I say lets make the next n00b/some dumbass freshman go out there and tip a cow, with video as proof.

that would be LOL-worthy

1/28/2009 12:16:08 PM

We've chased cows in a VW out in a field, but didn't tip any of them.

1/28/2009 12:22:53 PM

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"Cows do not sleep standing up...that is a HORSE, cows lay down when they sleep...so tell me how it is possible."

Horses lay down when they sleep. When they're standing, its not a very restful sleep - more like a nap. You couldn't tip a horse either - they'd be awake as soon as you touched them or crinkled the grass.

1/28/2009 12:28:04 PM

i tipped the ladies that work at the farmers market resturaunt

1/28/2009 12:34:03 PM

you cant tip a cow with out a fucking tractor, or a car at a high rate of speed. even my dumb ass knows that.

the way a cows body is designed, they must be standing up to do everything such as eating, sleeping, giving birth, if they are down for to long their body will collaps on theirself. they can even fucking stand in the middle of a fucking tornado.(depending on how serve it is) nobody here has ever tipped a cow unless they have video evidance of it, and im damn sure if they did they hac the help of machinery. they are so fucking strong, the steelers defense cant knock em down.

1/28/2009 12:51:50 PM

that might be the dumbest thing you've ever posted


cows don't sleep standing up...ever

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 1:16 PM. Reason : or give birth, for that matter]

1/28/2009 1:15:01 PM

every time i read a ragged post my finger shoves itself right into my nose

1/28/2009 1:17:01 PM

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"they can even fucking stand in the middle of a fucking tornado.(depending on how serve it is)"

i, too, can stand in the middle of a tornado (depending on how serve [sic] it is).

1/28/2009 1:17:34 PM

please don't say that


i get great joy from picking my nose


i don't get any joy from reading posts like that

1/28/2009 1:17:57 PM

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"I RAPE COWS"

1/28/2009 1:18:09 PM

I tipped a cow yesterday. She did a good job - kept my drink full and was always bringing fresh hush puppies.

1/28/2009 1:49:23 PM

1/28/2009 1:50:07 PM

^^10/10

1/28/2009 1:55:04 PM