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"We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that. I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you. At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive. I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat... What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract. I await your call, Tad P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché… "

haha

1/28/2009 2:38:20 PM

wow...

1/28/2009 2:39:27 PM

Now THAT'S an open-minded fellow.

1/28/2009 2:40:17 PM

wasn't that already posted in the craigslist thread?

1/28/2009 2:40:25 PM

LOL Craigslist never ceases to amaze and delight

1/28/2009 2:41:15 PM

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"Cajun Tots "

yes please

1/28/2009 2:43:10 PM

^^^yup, towards the top of the page, and there is one about a girl pissing herself too towards the bottom

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1/28/2009 2:44:14 PM

idk if this was posted before, but i definitely laughed out loud at work and everyone looked at me

1/28/2009 2:45:21 PM

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"tad"

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll

1/28/2009 2:46:50 PM

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"McMenamins "

ahah

i went to McMenamins quite a few times in december, in portland

looks like there are quite a few though

1/28/2009 2:48:31 PM

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"If you shat yourself on purpose"

this thread brought the LOL

1/28/2009 2:51:09 PM

isnt there a thread for this already

1/28/2009 2:51:37 PM

like the one i linked to a few posts up?

1/28/2009 4:01:36 PM