http://www.holytaco.com/ultimate-super-bowl-snack-stadium

1/29/2009 6:40:32 PM

1/29/2009 6:42:15 PM

Quote :

"The Field: 1 Pound of Guacamole 15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone 15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone 2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines The Players: 15 Vienna Sausages Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese The Goal Posts: 1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post 1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each) The Stands: 58 Twinkies 1 Pound of Bacon 1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos 1 Bag of Cheetos 1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips 1 Bag of Chex Mix The Blimp: 20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn't optional. Go buy one.) TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375 TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285 TOTAL COST: $86.47 TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion, dude. One billion trillion. "

More photos here:
http://www.holytaco.com/ultimate-super-bowl-snack-stadium

1/29/2009 6:42:56 PM

that's impressive

1/29/2009 6:46:07 PM

twinkieriffic!

1/29/2009 6:48:58 PM

Illegal Formation

On the offense

Only six Vienna Sausages on the line of scrimmage

Five yard penalty

Repeat

First Down

1/29/2009 6:54:21 PM

thats a lot of twinkies.

1/29/2009 6:55:25 PM

is there any way this could be made out of food that ISN'T fucking disgusting?

also, why not a hot dip?

1/29/2009 7:14:51 PM

holy crap

1/29/2009 7:16:00 PM

bacon explosion > this

actually

bacon explosion > *

1/29/2009 7:29:50 PM

are those Slim Jim FG posts lol

1/29/2009 7:32:28 PM

it's the most beautiful thing i've ever seen.

1/29/2009 7:37:36 PM

Quote :

"The Blimp:"

wat

1/29/2009 7:39:45 PM

every bite of the blimp i took would be followed by "OH THE HUMANITY!"

1/29/2009 7:40:29 PM

^^^^^ http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

[Edited on January 29, 2009 at 7:42 PM. Reason : xtra ^s]

1/29/2009 7:41:24 PM

who are you posting that too?

1/29/2009 7:43:33 PM

^^ I had a heart attack reading that

1/29/2009 7:45:50 PM

Quote :

"Illegal Formation On the offense Only six Vienna Sausages on the line of scrimmage Five yard penalty Repeat First Down"

I read that in a Ron Cherry voice.

1/29/2009 8:31:53 PM

seems ok, except for the twinkies, wtf?

lets make a pizza with sausage, cheese, onions, and oh yeah oreos

1/29/2009 8:54:13 PM

the twinkies seem out of place to me, but other than that, this looks awesome.

1/29/2009 9:24:48 PM

The bacon explosion looks like a giant turd.

1/29/2009 9:43:53 PM

^^yeah- maybe replace them with pigs in a blanket, or taquitos or something like that

1/29/2009 9:45:04 PM

^^ the most delicious giant turd ever

1/29/2009 9:53:25 PM