I am looking to hire someone who can design me a website---I need one that is off the chain---it will have to be at least 10-15 pages and full color that blows you away when you open it up--I was looking for a college student that needs the extra income and could possible use it for credits in a class--I would rather keep the money local and support education that to hire a firm---if anyone is interested please contact me via email at lizardlicktowing@bellsouth.net or you can all me at 919-868-2631 I will need to see some work examples and get some references--I will pay cash and the fees are negotiable
Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery LLC
Wendell NC

1/30/2009 9:55:03 AM

What you are asking for sounds 20-30k expensive.

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 10:12 AM. Reason : eh]

1/30/2009 10:11:34 AM

20-30K Are you fucking serious?

1/30/2009 10:13:30 AM

werd- check ur pm

1/30/2009 10:24:32 AM

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"20-30K Are you fucking serious?"

that's how much i would charge for a 10-15 page website that was 'off the chain'.

1/30/2009 11:59:07 AM

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"I am looking to hire someone who can design me a website---I need one that is off the chain"

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"Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery LLC"

does not compute

1/30/2009 12:55:47 PM

^After reading the thread, that is EXACTLY what I was going to post.

I need an OFF THE CHAIN website for a TOWING COMPANY in BUMFUCK NOWHERE (lizard lick)

I'm thinking the end product here will be 1996 era "full color."

1/30/2009 4:51:29 PM

I think I've got this covered. http://www.zombo.com/

1/30/2009 5:08:35 PM

I am interested in designing your site and feel that I am the most qualified for the job. I have been using the internet for many years and have also seen a wide variety of chains, so I'm sure I will have no problem making sure your site is completely off any chain you are interested in avoiding. I am also not colorblind, so full color will not be a problem.

I see you also enjoy the use of "--" and can incorporate that into the motif of your site. It is this attention to detail that really separates me from the competition. I am also happy to incorporate random grammatical error.

1/30/2009 5:19:31 PM

I would assume anyone that has every had their car towed by the predatory tow truck companies that opperate around NCSU would stay a mile away from building a site for one of those pricks... I don't know if you are a prick... but you know what I mean.

1/31/2009 9:41:24 PM

I am the most qualified for this job. I have experience using this series of tubes known as teh internets. I can pwnz0r the competition and create you a website that is off teh chain. Plz to hire me for teh jobs.

1/31/2009 11:52:31 PM

http://lizardlicktowing.com/

2/1/2009 12:13:46 AM

looks like they got their off the chain website and then some

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"Here at Lizard Lick Towing and Recovery we possess the Foresight to Dream, the Fortitude to Pursue and the Fight to Never Quit, at trying to the be the best in the industry. We have always been, and will always strive to be a company that focuses on dependability, professionalism and dedication. The talent and resources that our drivers possess are by far the most adverse and innovative in the area, and the one-on-one service that you will receive from our staff is undoubtedly the best in Eastern North Carolina. "

2/2/2009 12:21:05 AM

that's absolutely hideous.

the right-hand navigation looks like ass too.

2/2/2009 12:29:46 AM

How about anyone that can design a 1-2 page website with a few photos. PM me please.

2/2/2009 3:09:09 AM

^If you're serious I can handle that for cheap.

2/2/2009 8:31:36 AM

Yeah i'm serious, I just need a simple website for my auto detailing buisness.

PM me.

2/2/2009 9:43:47 AM

2/2/2009 11:40:07 PM

I'm glad you appreciate my work

Now I just need to find a place to spend this $10

2/3/2009 12:11:45 AM

http://www.designsbydiamond.com/

2/3/2009 7:10:44 AM

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"Copyright © 1997 Web Designs by Diamond. "

2/3/2009 9:13:10 AM