Straight up, be honest with a motherfucka. We can take honesty. You wanna get your swing on with some other dude, fine, just tell me BEFORE you pull that shit so I can Snagglepuss my way out before I get all Bill Gates pie-in-the-faced.

5 months doesn't deserve a face to face on that shit? And you KNOW you're just fucking things up for all the other honest hoes out there who be putting their shit out there for reals.

Integrity. Can't put a price on that shit.

1/31/2009 10:04:40 PM

bitches aint shit but hos and tricks

i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one

life aint nothin but bitches and money (okay maybe this one isn't appropriate)

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/31/2009 10:05:22 PM

Awwww hell! Is she on tww?

1/31/2009 10:05:42 PM

interesting theory here

1/31/2009 10:05:50 PM

TWW CARES!

1/31/2009 10:06:16 PM

it's in a woman's nature

1/31/2009 10:06:24 PM

i thought this was a NC86 thread

1/31/2009 10:06:28 PM

no, these aren't radiohead lyrics.

1/31/2009 10:07:27 PM

Nope, she's a real life person. Bitch actually teaches KIDS and shit, too. Is that the right example?

EX: Okay Jessica, whenever you want, make sure you lie to your man and use mouthwash to wash the dick smell out of it before you seem him the next time.

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 10:08 PM. Reason : ahhhh, yes, how cathartic]

1/31/2009 10:07:56 PM

Quote :

"Integrity. Can't put a price on that shit."

You shoulda figures out if she had dat integrity before the five month mark perhaps.

1/31/2009 10:08:00 PM

sorry EMCE stoled your bitch......

1/31/2009 10:08:10 PM

10/10

1/31/2009 10:08:33 PM

And how do you go about testing for that one. Leave 100 dollar bills on the ground and see if she returns them? Pay one of my homeboys to get her drunk and see if she'll work his meat over, too?

Check for her mattress tags?

1/31/2009 10:10:56 PM

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 10:11 PM. Reason : goddamn mattress tags!!!!]

1/31/2009 10:11:25 PM

Quote :

"ahhhh, yes, how cathartic"

what's cathartic about this? telling TWW??

1/31/2009 10:11:36 PM

Quote :

"EX: Okay Jessica, whenever you want, make sure you lie to your man and use mouthwash to wash the dick smell out of it before you seem him the next time."

Eww gross! you kissed blow job mouth!!!!!

1/31/2009 10:11:41 PM

i ain't paying no trick ass shrink to work my gray matter over for a month and tell me everything's gonna be okay, i just gots mommy issues.

i drop a few bombs on the web and then daddy doesn't need the coke and vicodin to make it through the day no more.

naw, there was no sexual overlap, thankfully...i haven't seen her since the deed was done, i was just saying hypothetically.

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 10:16 PM. Reason : Yeah, this is my normal talk style...not at all being ironical and shit.]

1/31/2009 10:13:14 PM

OH MY GOD WHY DO PEOPLE TALK LIKE THIS

1/31/2009 10:13:45 PM

Quote :

"SEEM HIM NEXT"

1/31/2009 10:14:17 PM

someone got snowballed!

1/31/2009 10:14:57 PM

this is the best thread ever

1/31/2009 10:16:02 PM

Quote :

"naw, there was no sexual overlap, thankfully...i haven't seen her since the deed was done"

haha yeah right, you found out from tasting the residue in her mouth

1/31/2009 10:16:32 PM

this hurts my face

and makes me fear for my future children, should I have any.

1/31/2009 10:16:38 PM

1/31/2009 10:17:39 PM

You know, you might have a point. I just thought it was residual semen from all the self fellating I've been doing. That must have been HIM!

I thought I had just been eating different foods.

1/31/2009 10:18:03 PM

love me hate me say what you want about me but all the boys and all the girls are begging to if you seek amy



^GROSS

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 10:18 PM. Reason : ]

1/31/2009 10:18:05 PM

when he ate her out that last time he got a lil more than what he was expecting.....a taste of the new guy......literally....

1/31/2009 10:18:50 PM

^^translation please

1/31/2009 10:19:18 PM

No, what had happened was he was hiding...inside her gaping cavern. And we shook hands.

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 10:20 PM. Reason : and then i finished...cause i was offended, but getting a piece is getting a piece, right?]

1/31/2009 10:20:00 PM

haha, that's funny, it made me lol

1/31/2009 10:20:22 PM

you should probably get tested....

1/31/2009 10:21:59 PM

Yeah, cause you got warts now.

1/31/2009 10:22:41 PM

Shit yeah, I must be a retard and have like a 74 IQ if I couldn't figure this shit out. I can get one of them online IQ test jobs to find this out. I should find somebody who can tell me if I have a disability so I can get PAID, bitch! Then I'll just BUY the truth from tricks and shit.

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 10:24 PM. Reason : IQ tested.]

1/31/2009 10:23:54 PM

Huh?

1/31/2009 10:24:22 PM

he is trying too hard now...


the thread has officially FAILED after a great start....

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 10:26 PM. Reason : w]

1/31/2009 10:25:50 PM

i hope this guy's drunk.

1/31/2009 10:27:17 PM

Yeah, well, it ain't gonna get too real. That's the point.

1/31/2009 10:27:21 PM

natural passive aggressive nature

1/31/2009 10:27:53 PM

http://cheatersrevealed.net/

1/31/2009 10:27:55 PM

is there a "Why assholes gotta cheat?" thread, yet?

1/31/2009 10:48:49 PM

no, you should definitely make it

1/31/2009 10:54:02 PM

ya i just found out the last gf cheated on me numerous times with various different people over the course of about a year

nice

i had never been cheated on too, thats the crazy part

at least that i know of

2/5/2009 7:56:23 PM

i got cheated on before, twice

2/5/2009 8:00:32 PM

The worse part is when you coulda been gettin ass from 'bout fo other chicks but didn't because this chick was on your 'conscience'

aint that some shit

2/5/2009 8:12:49 PM

guys cheat because the girl they are with does not give them sex. It is very easy to expalin. Or, the girls they are with have way to many sex rules

2/5/2009 8:18:06 PM

CHEAT FIRST

it's the only answer

2/5/2009 8:19:48 PM

They cheat on you because they love you... but they aren't in love with you.










HAHAHA, what BS.

2/5/2009 8:20:26 PM

hahahahahha oh shit

2/5/2009 8:21:52 PM

CHEAT FIRST

CHEAT FIRST

CHEAT FIRST

2/5/2009 8:22:43 PM

set em up

2/5/2009 8:23:15 PM