I mean...I'm married and get frequent sex w/ my wife....but am I just going to wake up one day and no longer have the need to fwap?

Damn. That would suck.

I've always had an unquenchable hunger for the p00n (now it's just a hunger for my wife's Jewel of the Nile), so I don't think I'll be one of those guys who "peaks" in the late 20's and has a dramatic crash downwards from there.

Thoughts? Has anyone else pondered this mind boggling question?

2/1/2009 1:32:47 AM

k

2/1/2009 1:33:47 AM

i'd assume that i'll probably stop fapping when i no longer have any sex drive.

2/1/2009 1:35:05 AM

hopefully some time before arthritis

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2/1/2009 1:35:16 AM

Oh fuck you. This is a man's topic.

RD, you are too inexperienced to get this one.

2/1/2009 1:35:54 AM

I read someplace that most marrid men still fwap. I guess you quit when you aren't able to do it anymore.

2/1/2009 1:36:08 AM

Would it really suck to no longer NEED to fap? It's fun and everything, but if you don't want to anymore, big deal.

2/1/2009 1:39:14 AM

i hope i never get that old.

getting to the point where i stop enjoying things is scary. i don't want to be old and senile


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2/1/2009 1:40:08 AM

^for real.

^^faggot.

2/1/2009 1:41:54 AM

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"RD, you are too inexperienced to get this one."

k

2/1/2009 1:44:30 AM

...... hopefully before the need of viagra, it would suck to have to pop a pill to fap.....

2/1/2009 1:46:51 AM

^

2/1/2009 1:49:40 AM

they'll get my pecker when they pry it from my cold dead fingers

2/1/2009 4:15:10 AM

2/1/2009 4:25:51 AM

Your 8 is sideways, brah.

2/1/2009 11:36:02 AM

Why would you stop?

2/1/2009 11:37:57 AM

popping pills to fap could get expensive.

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2/1/2009 11:40:26 AM

I'm all for ensuring good prostate health through the use of masturbation...

that being said, I'll need to ensure that health until my dying days.

2/1/2009 11:41:11 AM

as I get older, I get lazier and lazier w/ regard to fapping...it's usually not worth the effort anymore

2/1/2009 12:02:02 PM

I'd say you're doing something wrong if you can't muster up enough energy to fire off some knuckle children in under 5 minutes.

2/1/2009 12:04:05 PM

when you're old enough to stop referring to your wife's "p00n" as the "jewel of the nile"

2/1/2009 12:08:24 PM

not anytime soon

2/1/2009 12:10:13 PM

never.

2/1/2009 12:33:56 PM

at whatever age you stop being able to get it up

2/1/2009 12:35:15 PM

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"I've always had an unquenchable hunger for the p00n (now it's just a hunger for my wife's Jewel of the Nile)"

awwwww that's soo cuuuute!!!! <3

I want to find a guy like you

2/1/2009 12:36:58 PM

depends on how busy you get

2/1/2009 12:43:49 PM

you need to know your fuck number

2/1/2009 1:34:28 PM

ahaha

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2/1/2009 1:35:30 PM

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"faggot."

damn someone's dedicated to polishing his skin flute

2/2/2009 3:11:17 PM

I can't stop watching that .gif

2/2/2009 3:14:32 PM

what 8th grade retard says 'jewel of the nile'

seriously, there should be a check box on the marriage form that says this, and if you check it as being an acceptable euphemism then your application gets denied.

i bet you say 'pound town' too

2/2/2009 3:35:52 PM

The day I stop, will be the day I die.

2/2/2009 3:49:50 PM

my load size has actually increased in the past several years

so the has the velocity

I've actually had people tell me that it stings

2/2/2009 3:51:48 PM

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"I'm married and get frequent sex w/ my wife"

don't worry, according to EVERY single married person I know that will stop

2/2/2009 3:52:12 PM