cause she still puts out.



List other good ex girlfriends, and their redeeming qualities.

2/2/2009 10:36:32 AM

i've never really had a good ex

one went like bat shit crazy on me after we broke up

one of them was cool but it really fucked with me when we were together but not dating for like 2 months after we "broke up" andd i found out that she was with some other dude during that 2 months

one decided that she wanted to just be friends or whatever about 2 weeks after we broke up, but she still wanted to call me all the time. it fucked with me for a little bit, but then i was like fuck that bitch and cut her out of my life.

the rest were okay i guess, but other than the one i was with but not with for around 2 months afterward, none of them gave me the benefits i'd want to call her a good ex girlfriend

2/2/2009 10:40:24 AM

LOLOLOLOLOL

A girl has needs too.

2/2/2009 10:41:06 AM

emce never fails to provide the lols

2/2/2009 10:42:55 AM

After Erica and I broke up, we were still bwning for a while. it was weird....somethimg changed. The sex was different. She started letting me do things we never really did while dating.
Anyway, we were solid for a while, up until I moved away. And even then, I would kick it at her place whenever I came to town.

2/2/2009 10:44:47 AM

sounds like a 10/10 ex to me

2/2/2009 10:46:20 AM

It's the hate factor that made the sex more interesting. I am a little upset that you've moved on, and I channel that emotion in the bedroom.

Can't wait for your next trip to NC!!

2/2/2009 10:46:42 AM

angry sex ftmfw

2/2/2009 10:47:16 AM

usually if you have an ex like that, you're not the only one crashing at her place when in town

2/2/2009 10:47:24 AM

2/2/2009 10:47:44 AM

I feel as if it was a mutual breakup though.

I guess we just kind of knew it wasn't going to work out.

I still love you!

2/2/2009 10:48:43 AM

poopface! shhhhh!

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 10:49 AM. Reason : you left NC so fast...I felt a little hurt ]

2/2/2009 10:48:44 AM

much love ITT

2/2/2009 10:50:07 AM

what tha?!

Erica, is this true?


I mean, I guess I can't be mad. but jeez....I kind of thought we were still somewhat exclusive.

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 10:58 AM. Reason : j]

2/2/2009 10:51:06 AM

No it's not true. I told him to shhhhh because it just makes ME look bad.

I still love you




MOAR EX STORIES YOU GUYS!!!!

2/2/2009 10:52:21 AM

the best is when you break up with them and they go off and do some crazy shit

and you know you won the breakup

2/2/2009 10:53:13 AM

we had some good times. we had some great times.

2/2/2009 10:53:55 AM

i had a bitch send me n00ds afterward trying to get back with me haha

2/2/2009 10:55:34 AM

^^^YES

2/2/2009 10:56:04 AM

hahaha, Erica made me delete the pics that we took. She might still have a copy though. I don't give a fuck.

2/2/2009 10:57:45 AM

weird thing is, in half of them she'd find a way to cover her tits but spread the fuck out of her legs so you could see her cooch or ass

2/2/2009 10:59:12 AM

I've had a couple good mutual breakups, one ex actually introduced me to her friend who i hit things off pretty well with and dated for awhile (and later learned that the ex really talked me up and said good things about me)

2/2/2009 10:59:20 AM

i almost dated like 3 of one of my exes best friends haha

2/2/2009 11:00:12 AM

I think I accidentally donated that disk to goodwill I thought it was blank.

That's nice of her pooljobs. I'm sure she mentioned the whole "good luck chuck" situation.

2/2/2009 11:00:55 AM

I'm talking about legitimately crazy stuff

like going to Oslo for 6 months to "find herself"

or shaving their head and working on an oil rig

or getting arrested for assault and battery

2/2/2009 11:01:15 AM

i don't know if she mentioned the good luck chuck, but i did hear something about multiple orgasms and fingers better than her own

2/2/2009 11:01:54 AM

i had a ex get arrested for shop lifting about a month after we broke up, but that's nothing compared to assault/battery

^i had an ex tell her best friend how amazing i was with my hands, which almost led to me getting with her but i proceeded to get involved with someone else

2/2/2009 11:02:15 AM

It was actually assault and battery with a battery

She threw D cells at her roommate

2/2/2009 11:03:15 AM

^lololol

2/2/2009 11:03:36 AM

I just got out of an abusive relationship
























AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!!1

2/2/2009 11:04:34 AM

^lololol

2/2/2009 11:05:16 AM

one time while walking with a gf's friend (had the same evening class) she pushed me up against a car and kissed me, like a deep kiss, then told me she just had to know if the rumor was true and not to tell anyone

2/2/2009 11:06:30 AM

^SHE BETTER NOT FOUND OUT

2/2/2009 11:07:46 AM

Can't a man not drink his beer in silence ?
Can't a man not crudely lie and scream ?
Can't a man not control his bitch with violence ?
Y'all are brutalizing meeeee

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 11:08 AM. Reason : x]

2/2/2009 11:08:06 AM

Anyone ever have an ex try to flaunt shit in your face, like a new boyfriend/girlfriend?


But you're so mentally removed from the situation, that you just don't give a fuck? But it's painfully obvious that the new boyfriend/girlfriend is a coke dealing, shoplifting, guido? or the new boyfriend/girlfriend is like a half and half version of you? a %n - lite?

2/2/2009 11:15:30 AM

hahahaha I leave to hit up the copy room and I come back to great stories from you all!

Pooljobs....call me ok?

EMCE....rest those arms!

Slave....stay away from girls and batteries

BigEgo...lemme see dem hands

2/2/2009 11:16:16 AM

i'm easy to please.

they're good in my book as long as they don't make or solicit attempts on my life

2/2/2009 11:17:41 AM

i don't feel like post a pic of these hands but if you want to see these things are qualified and experienced.

2/2/2009 12:39:00 PM

nude ex pics first, k?

2/2/2009 12:47:38 PM

maybe later when i get back to my dorm.

i do that dexterity shit and coin trick things when i get bored or when i play poker

2/2/2009 12:52:05 PM

deal

this can't possibly end badly

2/2/2009 12:54:29 PM

I can't wait.

I also love seeing my name in a thread

2/2/2009 12:58:57 PM

it really can't. bitch has no idea what the wolf web is

2/2/2009 1:02:01 PM

Quote :

"Anyone ever have an ex try to flaunt shit in your face, like a new boyfriend/girlfriend? But you're so mentally removed from the situation, that you just don't give a fuck? But it's painfully obvious that the new boyfriend/girlfriend is a coke dealing, shoplifting, guido? or the new boyfriend/girlfriend is like a half and half version of you? a %n - lite?"

i think all mine would never do that just cause they'd fear for the poor bastards life

oh im just joking. but seriously... ive never had one do that, and ive never done that. unless they like ask me or something, but in that case its not flaunting. and theyre just asking cause they're interested in my happiness, not so they can jerk off about me later

2/2/2009 1:03:27 PM

i've seen one of my exes get with an absolute POS after we broke up to try to prove to me that she was over and better at handling shit than me. dude cheated on her about a week in and well...

2/2/2009 1:04:47 PM

how you doin' jackleg ?

2/2/2009 1:05:48 PM

unless the other person just did something terribly evil to you, i can't see any reason for coming back after the fact with something to prove. obviously its someone you cared about at some point, so why try to make them feel bad, or wish bad things on them.

my opinion is that you should treat ex girlfriends like old friends who moved away or something. always a "thats awesome" or a "good for him", but not so much the "we should really hang out soon!!1"

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 1:09 PM. Reason : hayyy emce ]

2/2/2009 1:09:16 PM

I'm the same way. I don't get the whole vengence thing with exes.

Having said that, I don't really talk to my exes at all. Not that I hate any of them, but I find myself terribly uninterested in whatever it is they're doing.

2/2/2009 1:12:38 PM

ttt

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