A coworker fucked up last week, so she has to bring in dunkin donuts for our department.

I told that ho to get me a boston creme something or other, when she asked me what I wanted.

This is going to be awesome.

2/2/2009 2:39:47 PM

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2/2/2009 2:41:40 PM

the tradition in our group is that on your birthday you bring in donuts for everyone

which seems backwards, but it works b/c everyone wants a free donut

but to get it, they've got to come in and tell you happy birthday

2/2/2009 2:44:20 PM

tell that ho to sit down

2/2/2009 2:46:35 PM

our thing is that when you go home at the end of the day, there can't be any proprietary or ITAR regulated info. left out. Everything has to be locked up in our cabinets or desks.

The person that leaves after you has to check out your area, and sign off on you.

If they find something left out, or not locked, they have to report it. If we can find the problem early enough, we can get a secretary to lock up. If it's too late in the day, we have to call security (bigger deal).

Anyway, the person that didn't lock up has to bring in coffee and donuts for everyone.


When I eat my donut, I'm going to pretend that it's DivaBaby19's vagina.

2/2/2009 2:53:04 PM

Raleigh cream pie vagine

2/2/2009 2:55:22 PM

At my brother's company, if your phone goes off during the weekly meeting you have to bring food for the next meeting (donuts or bojangles or something). Pretty much every meeting there is food and the list is backed up for a few months.

2/2/2009 2:58:11 PM

nice



p.s., I'm going to eat that vagina donut VERY AGGRESSIVELY

2/2/2009 2:59:59 PM

hahaahaa when you say youre gonna pretend the donut is a SNATCH HOLE

what movie/tv show am i thinking of, where the guy does that to some kind of food.

ps donuts are good. i like the cake kind

2/2/2009 3:02:44 PM

two and a half men, maybe?


on that show, they were saying that the mother taught the boys how to kiss and do oral sex by training them on peaches and plums cut in half.

2/2/2009 3:05:23 PM

^^

2/2/2009 3:53:21 PM