but they make damn fine sandwiches

2/3/2009 8:32:52 PM

you rang?

2/3/2009 8:33:36 PM

i'll take "things girls put on their facebook quotes" for $500 alex

2/3/2009 8:34:12 PM

thats an excuse for chicks to suck a lot of dick

and I'm all about that (gettin my dick sucked not suckin dick)

2/3/2009 8:34:26 PM

damn fine sandwiches sounds like something you'll remember to me

2/3/2009 8:34:39 PM

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"thats an excuse for chicks to suck a lot of dick and I'm all about that (gettin my dick sucked not suckin dick)"

lol

2/3/2009 8:53:18 PM

yeah but those wild-ass hoes ain't making no history either

2/3/2009 9:50:40 PM

indeed, gutter sluts seldom make history, though they are vectors for the transmission of diseases

2/3/2009 9:51:58 PM

But without a couple of these "guttersluts" under their belts, how is any self-respecting man supposed to have the confidence to be successful in today's world?

How is a man supposed to survive in the real world without having the experience gained from hitting-and-quitting a few easy broads? How else is one going to learn to detach themselves? The job market isn't personal.

2/3/2009 9:55:25 PM

Upon closer consideration, that may have been a stretch and a fail.

2/3/2009 9:56:03 PM

well behaved women seldom have to lie when explaining their bruises

2/3/2009 9:57:18 PM

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"thats an excuse for chicks to suck a lot of dick"

Pretty much. You know she's easy if she has this quote on her profile.

2/3/2009 9:59:51 PM

its up there in slut-detection with smoking

2/3/2009 10:00:18 PM

well-behaved people seldom make history

2/3/2009 10:11:52 PM

well behaved women seldom put out

2/5/2009 12:55:45 AM

all women put out

2/5/2009 1:08:54 AM

women seldom make history

2/5/2009 1:09:59 AM

well shaved women seldom make his story centered around her hairy muff

2/5/2009 1:11:29 AM

To the title, I would say that occasionally getting drunk and sleeping with random guys is not making history.

2/5/2009 1:47:18 AM

^AHA

2/5/2009 3:29:47 AM

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand

2/5/2009 8:25:05 AM

Girls are like turtles, when they're on their back they're fucked.

2/5/2009 8:42:22 AM