and then i threw up a lot more. from my bum.

2/3/2009 11:36:28 PM

ever puked pissed and shat at the same time?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/3/2009 11:36:54 PM

2/3/2009 11:36:59 PM

it's god's way of telling you that peanut butter will kill you

2/3/2009 11:37:33 PM

pwnt

2/3/2009 11:40:07 PM

2/3/2009 11:40:31 PM

lulz

2/3/2009 11:41:31 PM

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"ever puked pissed and shat at the same time?"

it's the only reason i don't eat wendy's spicy chicken sandwich anymore.

there have been a few times when i drank too much and farted while i was heaving...scaring myself a bit. fortunately i never crapped myself while barfing.

2/3/2009 11:43:12 PM

i have puked and shat at same time.

its a fantastic time.

went to kroger and bought emetral-sp, puked it all over the side of my girlfriends car on the way home.

she was in the opposite bathroom doing the same.

after about 4 hours of hanging out in the bathroom with my ass on the toilet and my head in a trashcan i went downstairs and got rosetta stoned.

problem solved instantly

2/3/2009 11:46:20 PM

why in the hell are you posting on this damn site?

2/4/2009 12:00:18 AM

wasn't there a long story here a while ago about a dude who shat, puked, and jerked off all at the same time and was discovered by someone.

2/4/2009 12:01:05 AM

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"ever puked pissed and shat at the same time?"

this is why I don't eat alfredo sauce any more

2/4/2009 12:01:36 AM

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"ever puked pissed and shat at the same time?"

Yes. Fuck you, Hardee's mushroom and swiss thickburger.

Fuck you very much.

2/4/2009 12:01:39 AM

tendercrisp bacon-cheddar ranch

2/4/2009 1:10:56 AM

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"ever puked pissed and shat at the same time? "

my coworker calls that the "Number 17"

but only if you're menstruating

2/4/2009 1:17:23 AM

I once spent six hours alternating between kneeling and sitting on a shitter in Ecuador.


I feel your pain.

2/4/2009 1:22:37 AM

took me 2 years before i could eat cook out burgers again due to epic puking

2/4/2009 6:55:41 AM

norwalk virus son, i lost 14 lbs in 3 days, and had to go to the hospital to severe dehydration, couldn't drink anything

2/4/2009 7:24:25 AM

I went on this ride on Christmas day.


This is why I no longer eat Totino's pizza rolls.

2/4/2009 7:49:58 AM