http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html

A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.

Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.

She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.

Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, 'Dominique' written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder.

He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.

Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.

'When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.'

'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'

Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.

She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court.











tl;dr- Dude got drunk/stoned, went home with reasonably hot chick to get laid, woke up with her name carved on his arm

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 4:42 PM. Reason : source]

2/5/2009 4:42:14 PM

Women aren't crazy, they just get the most out of their german knife sets.

2/5/2009 4:43:25 PM

2/5/2009 4:43:45 PM

A Stanley knife is a boxcutter

2/5/2009 4:44:18 PM

damn that's a lot of letters to carve into someone

2/5/2009 4:44:41 PM

dude must have been out like a light

I've slept thru some pretty shameful marker/shaving cream shamings

but I'd like to think I'd wake up if someone was carving a half inch deep into my flesh

2/5/2009 4:44:53 PM

Damn, it would take a SHIT TON of booze and Valium to keep me asleep while some bitch carves on me with a knife

2/5/2009 4:45:28 PM

you'd have to put me in a coma

2/5/2009 4:46:08 PM

He should put something cool under the Dominique, like Moceanu or Wilkins

2/5/2009 4:46:46 PM

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" he had drunk vodka "

she could get it

2/5/2009 4:47:08 PM

this is one of those circumstances where it is COMPLETELY acceptable to wake a bitch up with a cleveland steamer

2/5/2009 4:47:49 PM

This is bullshit. There is no way someone could cave all of that shit on you in your sleep without you waking up. At any rate, I wouldn't have been mad at her because I could understand because I can drive women to do crazy shit for the dick.

2/5/2009 4:49:12 PM

clearly you've never done valium and booze

2/5/2009 4:50:13 PM

Nope I haven't. And if he was that stoned why come it couldn't be argued that he was under a 'spell' and those are self-inflicted wounds?

2/5/2009 4:51:43 PM

When your arms are bleeding and there is a metallic smell in the air.... That's love bro.

2/5/2009 4:52:01 PM

Quote :

"why come"

2/5/2009 4:52:10 PM

i'd like to watch you carve a star into your own back using a box cutter

2/5/2009 4:52:48 PM

The grammar check never fails.

^ It can be done with patience.

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 4:53 PM. Reason : /]

2/5/2009 4:52:49 PM

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 4:56 PM. Reason : k]

2/5/2009 4:55:33 PM

no im serious

i want to watch you try it

2/5/2009 4:56:03 PM

OK, come holla at me and bring the drugs and booze and cutting device, and I will supply the back and the blood stream to feed the drugs. Fair enough?

2/5/2009 4:56:56 PM

^^post mad booze & valium

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 4:57 PM. Reason : too late]

2/5/2009 4:56:58 PM

first of all given their names I assumed they were black, and i'm sure i'm not alone here.


second. seriously?!?! she is reasonably attractive, but shes all types of crazy.

2/5/2009 4:57:21 PM

All I am saying is that if he was that fucked up, how does he know what happened?

^ I did not. I saw it was URL from UK and I know that a common name over there for Brits.

And she is pretty hot but it looks like her top teeth are a little bunched up, but the English accent what redeem that

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 5:00 PM. Reason : /]

2/5/2009 4:57:41 PM

pwnt, I suppose

2/5/2009 5:02:16 PM

DOMINIQUE?

2/5/2009 5:05:59 PM

yeah, thats her

2/5/2009 5:06:43 PM

DOMINIQUE???

2/5/2009 5:07:08 PM

Yes, a LOT of ghetto names are English, and Ukrainian or very close variations of them.

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 5:07 PM. Reason : /]

2/5/2009 5:07:15 PM

I'd hit it......




















Then tie that bitch the fuck up so she can't practice her carpentry skills on me while I snooze.

2/5/2009 5:07:17 PM

I would have asked her why she did that shit and what could I do to make her love me so she won't do it again haha.

2/5/2009 5:08:21 PM

Quote :

"I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE"

2/5/2009 5:32:52 PM

I am not saying she did it, but how does he have a legal leg to stand on when if he was that wasted how did he realize he was going home with a chick to bwn in the first place. He was competent enough for that part, and then got carved up and doesn'y know what happen but blames it on her like he could have not gave her permission to do it? A good lawyer could win this case for her.

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 5:47 PM. Reason : /]

2/5/2009 5:36:20 PM

wowwwww

2/5/2009 5:36:21 PM

I really think he was down with this, but then had second thoughts AFTER he hit.

2/5/2009 5:37:33 PM

Some people are heavy sleepers after sex. Doesn't the body release a chemical that induces sleep after sex?

2/5/2009 5:37:42 PM

Quote :

"she is reasonably attractive, but shes all types of crazy."

this sums up about 90% of my ex-girlfriends

2/5/2009 5:37:42 PM

holy mother of god....

2/5/2009 5:37:59 PM

don't flatter yourself

2/5/2009 5:38:19 PM

I am pretty sure she did it, but was it really criminal in nature...

2/5/2009 5:38:28 PM

lolz....I would cut that bitch from ear to ear like the joker and give her ass a perma-grin

2/5/2009 5:39:28 PM

then you could do time with the bitch. GREAT IDEA!

2/5/2009 5:40:19 PM

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"....like he could have not gave her permission to do it? A good lawyer could win this case for her."

Exactly.
For all we know, he gave drunken consent, but even then....

2/5/2009 5:40:50 PM

I have come to terms that women and men are different cerebrally, for better or for worst, so why shouldn't her punishment be different? She should get mental evaluations and have her driver's license taken for 3 years as punishment, and then she might not kill herself.

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 5:44 PM. Reason : /]

2/5/2009 5:42:47 PM

wouldn't this be similar to a girl calling rape after sex when alcohol is involved? My mind may not be working properly if I'm the only one that gets this correlation.

2/5/2009 5:48:27 PM

it is nothing like rape

2/5/2009 5:49:10 PM

His analogy works.

2/5/2009 5:49:50 PM

well instead of a penis penetrating the skin, it's a razor...

2/5/2009 5:50:09 PM

If the court of law if not broken then ANY reasonable, highly statistically possibility of anything happening other than a criminal offense, she should be let off, providing there is a clearly sound argument for any non-criminal activity. He knew he was going to have sex with a stranger. If he was too doped up he could have not even had sex. So its quite possible he was not high enough to be desensitized to pain to the degree that reflects the amount of damage done to his body. It is reasonable to think he could have consented under the influence, but was competent enough to understand his actions.

2/5/2009 5:57:35 PM

I would have played that card off at least for 2 more trips, def. ATM.

2/5/2009 6:00:23 PM