I got offered 2 free tickets to any of these shows, and I have no idea who the fuck they are. Well I know of the fruit, but thats it.

Heath Hyche
Cast member on the WB's very popular Blue Collar TV. He's also been seen on Roseanne's "Saturday Night Special," "Two Guys and A Girl," and "These Old Broads," with Shirley MacLaine, Joan Collins, Elizabeth Taylor, Debbie Reynolds and Jonathan Silverman.

Jim Florentine
You know this Emmy Award Winner as the voices of Special Ed, Bobby Fletcher and more from Comedy Central's Crank Yankers! Jim Florentine is a regular on Comedy Central's Motherload and HBO's Inside the NFL. VH1 Classic's "That Metal Show," HBO "Down and Dirty Comedy Show," The Apprentice & The Howard Stern Radio & TV Show

ANT
Hyper, irreverent, and downright fabulous, ANT has steadily climbed the comedy hill to become one of the most successful comedians of our time. A regular guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and The Tyra Banks show, ANT is the only comedian to appear on all five seasons of NBC's hit series Last Comic Standing.

2/9/2009 9:25:02 AM

NOT ANT

2/9/2009 9:30:00 AM

Jim Florentine, hands down.

2/9/2009 9:31:03 AM

Jim Florentine

2/9/2009 9:47:06 AM

Florentine hands down. I'm a devout O&A fan, but he's still far and away better than those Heath and ANT.

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 9:49 AM. Reason : ]

2/9/2009 9:48:10 AM

Jim Florentine

2/9/2009 9:54:02 AM

This is a no-brainer really.

The only one that sounds like it won't suck completely.

Jim Florentine

2/9/2009 9:56:19 AM

Jim Florentine

2/9/2009 10:15:27 AM

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"NOT ANT"

2/9/2009 10:38:24 AM

Florentine for sure

He's on Stern all the time, dated Robin for a while actually. I think he does Killers of Comedy every now and then still as well. Funny as shit. He kills on the roasts on Stern. Is he coming to Raleigh? If so, can I have the second ticket? I'll go with you

Here's audio from him on the Artie Lange roast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYuWWKIMkh0

And the Ronnie the Limo Driver roast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOUNkdGij5Q

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 10:52 AM. Reason : a]

2/9/2009 10:45:05 AM

k. got my florentine tickets. you guys better not have let me down.

2/13/2009 11:49:10 AM

he's a funny bitch, and by far the best choice of the 3

2/13/2009 11:51:29 AM

lol

did you have to sit through a time share presentation before you collected these tickets

you should have gone for what was in the mystery box

it could have been a boat

2/13/2009 11:53:38 AM

Nah I got them for going to the Norm MacDonald show

2/13/2009 12:00:03 PM