1. The hotter you the better your thread will do.

2. Female 'Ask Anything' threads ALWAYS do better than those created by a male.

3. The attention that such thread brings may cause egotism.

4. If your thread does reach 3 pages with 8 hours of creation you're ugly, fat, or non-hot.

5. Most askers in said threads feel like they are one step closer to getting laid if their question is answered.

[Edited on February 10, 2009 at 4:32 PM. Reason : /]

2/10/2009 4:30:32 PM

I'm too sexy for an 'Ask Anything' thread

2/10/2009 4:31:53 PM

i think you mean "if you're thread does not reach 3 pages with 8 hours of creation you're ugly, fat, or non-hot."

2/10/2009 4:31:56 PM

Quote :

"1. The hotter you the better your thread will do. 4. If you thread does reach 3 pages with 8 hours of creation you're ugly, fat, or non-hot."

your science is riddled with logic flaws good sir

2/10/2009 4:32:04 PM

you grammar is also riddled with flaws.

[Edited on February 10, 2009 at 4:33 PM. Reason : ahh you edited.]

2/10/2009 4:33:02 PM

2.5 pages is better than 3 replies.... but doesn't mean you are 'hot' because you made it to 2.5 pages, just hotter than the person that only has 3 replies.

2/10/2009 4:33:51 PM

there is only 1 "Ask Anything" thread that was not started by the person you are asking the questions to

2/10/2009 4:33:53 PM

Quote :

"i think you mean "if you're thread"

fail

2/10/2009 4:34:32 PM

minus rd padding jen's thread is only like a page and a half

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2/10/2009 4:34:32 PM

I've been tempted but my thread wouldn't get past a page

2/10/2009 4:36:29 PM

dont worry mine petered off too

2/10/2009 4:37:34 PM

I made one for research purposes, and boy it failed badly, haha.

2/10/2009 4:37:43 PM

i thought about making one where people pmed me questions, but figured it would be so epic a failure that i might have to jump off the building

2/10/2009 4:39:03 PM

6. Only 'Ask Anything' threads should be made by females.

7. Guys generally feel intimidated by making said threads.

2/10/2009 4:40:47 PM

just looked, stuck on 7 pages

2/10/2009 4:41:28 PM

8. Guys may use an alias to bump their 'Ask Anything' thread if it falls behind to far..

[Edited on February 10, 2009 at 4:43 PM. Reason : /]

2/10/2009 4:42:53 PM

i've been wanting to make an Ask Nael anything in FF but haven't really had the time

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2/10/2009 5:04:31 PM