Fantastic and/or Awesome Poem for Girlfriend's Name

Pet name, your eyes are as adjective as a celestial body

Your beauty is like that of name of a Greek Goddess

I often lose myself in your eyes/smile

It's degree of difficulty for me to contain my type of emotion for you

This is usually when I expletive your organs out

When we're together it's like Heaven/Taco Bell

You're the adjective(est) girl I've ever known

Living without you would be like losing my adjective noun

I simply cannot verb without you

I couldn't go on if it meant I couldn't expletive you on my family member's

piece of furniture

It feels so adjective on my expletive when you verb it

So stay with me forever, and I'll be sure to expletive you for length of time and

degree of effort

Just thinking about it makes my expletive adjective

Love you


Expletive,


Your Name

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feel free to fill in the blanks with your own creativity

2/11/2009 1:40:21 PM

[fail] libs

2/11/2009 1:42:03 PM

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
ill fuck you with a rake.

2/11/2009 1:47:02 PM

you forgot to underline "Pet name"

although i think it'd be funny to leave it in there

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 1:48 PM. Reason : you fixed it. gg.]

2/11/2009 1:48:50 PM

^^LOL

sounds like someone's used this before on a buddy list hahaha

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 1:49 PM. Reason : Evan so fast]

2/11/2009 1:49:19 PM