So the lady-friend and I are not big fans of the V-Day, but I still wanna do something fun. Something that's not mushy and romantic, like overprice dinners and junk, but something more than just hit the bars. Anyone in this situation, or got any ideas?

Oh, in before 'screw like rabbits' comments.

2/11/2009 2:51:48 PM

Post on TWW to bolster that post count.

Go-karts.

2/11/2009 2:53:04 PM

Every dumbshit jerkoff is throwing an ant-valentine's day party.

2/11/2009 2:53:27 PM

Find a virgin for you and your lady friend to do whatever you want with.

2/11/2009 2:54:16 PM

you wanna do something fun

why is vday even mentioned?

Just go do something fun. You don't need to come to TWW for that.

2/11/2009 2:56:08 PM

^^^ ants celebrating valentines days would be cool to watch. Where do I catch such a spectacular event?

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 2:57 PM. Reason : .]

2/11/2009 2:56:51 PM

Instead of going to a pricey restaurant, why don't you and your girl make dinner together? It saves money and it's a lot more romantic when you spend time making it together.

2/11/2009 2:57:30 PM

I have an anti-valentines day date on friday

pretty excited about it

2/11/2009 2:58:53 PM

69

2/11/2009 3:00:45 PM

I just wanna bang bang bang....


and take your money

2/11/2009 3:02:51 PM

anti-valentine's day events are for high schoolers and other retards.

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 3:08 PM. Reason : sdklfj]

2/11/2009 3:08:12 PM

I was told that "no girl truly wants to be alone on Valentine's Day"

Is there any truth to this?

2/11/2009 3:09:53 PM

It's true for me at least.

2/11/2009 3:10:49 PM

Why don't you try something thats a little romantic. It will pay off in the end.

Write her a love note and hide it in car or somewhere she will find it when you aren't around.

Pick out a recipe together (or get inspired by the food network) and then go to the store, pick out ingredients, and make something new and exciting. Try to be gormet and make up a fancy plate. Strawberrys are on sale at the teet, make some sexy chocolate covered ones for dessert.


....then screw like rabbits. Seriously, cheap entertainment. Same as with the food- try something new.

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 3:18 PM. Reason : ]

2/11/2009 3:17:43 PM

I hate that VD is on a Saturday this year. I usually like to expose myself to a preschool playground.

2/11/2009 3:22:30 PM

The Love Hangover is at the Pour House on the 15th. They used to have it at Kings, but of course Kings doesn't exist any more. It's boy/girl pairs from local bands doing original songs or covers or comedy or whatever they want to do.

2/11/2009 3:35:28 PM

Do what I do. Get drunk and watch zombie movies.

It's inherently anti-valentine's day, but without making a big production out of it -- it's not an "anti-valentines" party or event.

Quote :

"dumbshit jerkoff"

Is this your catchphrase?

2/11/2009 3:40:18 PM

It seems to be today. It just rolls off the tongue.

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 3:41 PM. Reason : talk me out of getting a dirt bike]

2/11/2009 3:41:12 PM

In before Kat

2/11/2009 3:48:31 PM

Dirt bike money buys quite a bit of whiskey.

2/11/2009 3:54:51 PM

Yes it does, but I'm drinking less nowadays.

2/11/2009 3:55:24 PM

For heaven's sake, why?

Look, heavy drinking is counterproductive, I'll admit. But so is being in a hospital because your dumb ass crashed a dirt bike.

2/11/2009 3:56:18 PM

i'm anti-anti-valentine's day

2/11/2009 3:56:46 PM

Well, the trick is not crashing it.

I need daytime hobbies. Preferably badass manly ones.

2/11/2009 3:57:52 PM

It doesn't get more badass manly than drinking in the middle of the day. Or do you want to call George Thoroughgood a pussy?

But, fine. I suggest you take up falconry. Any redneck can ride a dirtbike. But it takes a man to walk around with a fucking falcon on his shoulder and say, "Go forth and bring me back a corpse."

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 3:59 PM. Reason : ]

2/11/2009 3:59:11 PM

Pfffft. George Thoroughgood.

He's that guy that wrote that song that they play in movies when somebody puts on a leather jacket. I'm not terribly impressed.



[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 4:02 PM. Reason : HOLY FUCK. FALCONRY. HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT.]

2/11/2009 4:00:27 PM

OK, forget George Thoroughgood. Hemingway would've shot you in the face.

Anyway, yeah, falconry's a bit of a pain to get into, but it's outdoors and pretty much the epitome of all that is man.

2/11/2009 4:03:37 PM

Mr. Joshua....you can take me with you and buy me whiskey.

2/11/2009 4:16:27 PM

i have no problem with valentine's day

i get a free steak dinner out of it at church every year


so i'll be at the parents' house...playing with my puppy...and eating steak

2/11/2009 4:19:19 PM

and copious amounts of other meat

2/11/2009 4:22:26 PM

hahahahahaha

2/11/2009 4:26:08 PM

haha...not hardly


i'll be in wilson remember

2/11/2009 4:26:11 PM

http://www.steakandbjday.com/
pretty solid plan

2/11/2009 4:38:55 PM

Back to the topic, you could also consider paintball, a trip to the shooting range, or visiting the local Hispanic neighborhood and watching a cockfight. All of these can be fun together activities, but are fundamentally opposed to the spirit of Valentines Day.

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 4:39 PM. Reason : extra points if for your v-day meal you fry the winner]

2/11/2009 4:38:58 PM

Quote :

"visiting the local Hispanic neighborhood and watching a cockfight"

if you have to go to the barrio, you dont know the right kind of crackers!

2/11/2009 4:46:29 PM

Please. A cracker cockfight is like sex without orgasm. Yeah, you go through all the movements, but you leave feeling awkward and unfulfilled.

2/11/2009 4:57:54 PM

You could do what I am doing; go to work.

2/11/2009 5:15:52 PM

ok- got a date on friday


and just found out that an old friend that i haven't seen in 3 years is gonna be coming into town and wants to hang out saturday/saturday night


also, it is poopface's bday on saturday, so we will probably end up drinking somewhere for that too

2/11/2009 5:20:49 PM

I met an ex at an anti valentines day party.

It was a cute idea, gather singles and watch horror films.

2/11/2009 5:22:34 PM

i had a valentines kegger back when i lived on brent road.

also a flag day kegger

2/11/2009 5:23:58 PM

I too do not support VD... wear a condom...

2/11/2009 5:35:56 PM