Good idea or no? A coworker of my mom's swears by it. I, on the other hand, think it would feel like getting a bj with a condom on...comments? Questions? Rude remarks?

2/12/2009 1:15:24 AM

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2/12/2009 1:16:07 AM

why are you talking to your mom's friends about BJs?

2/12/2009 1:16:11 AM

......so did you find this out through your mom?

2/12/2009 1:16:29 AM

So, whats the point of the fruit roll up....flavoring?

Are they gonna gradually nibble away at that shit and end up at maximum pleasurability.......if not, don't mix sex with snack time

2/12/2009 1:17:14 AM

Coworker of my mom's...not my mom's friend...she was just making conversation with me one day when I was waiting on my mom and she randomly started talking about it

2/12/2009 1:17:50 AM

I have done this. It is grand for me at least.

2/12/2009 1:18:10 AM

still not kissin her afterwards

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2/12/2009 1:18:53 AM

if the bitch is a fatty she'll love it

2/12/2009 1:21:32 AM

"We know how much you like to watch TV so we put four TVs on your dick! 1080peen"

2/12/2009 1:42:26 AM

just don't mistake a fruite roll up as a condom... that could be disastrous...

2/12/2009 2:27:25 AM

So was your mom's coworker hitting on you, or what?

2/12/2009 9:41:26 AM

you mean the ones with shapes on them?

2/12/2009 9:43:44 AM

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"We know how much you like to watch TV so we put four TVs on your dick! 1080peen"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

2/12/2009 9:46:29 AM

2/12/2009 10:17:16 AM

what about the ones that have tatoos

2/12/2009 10:20:10 AM

whatever it takes to get her to slob on the knob is fair game

hell, tell her you hold the fountain of youth in your loins

2/12/2009 10:24:24 AM

the bitch should want to suck dick regardless.

2/12/2009 10:39:17 AM

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"don't mix sex with snack time"

I was going to post the picture of the corn guy, but I decided not to.

2/12/2009 10:58:29 AM

She swore by in it as in she enjoyed it, or she thought the man enjoyed it?

I can see how it might be more fun than her, since presumably candy is tastier than penis. But as for the guy, yeah, I have to imagine it would feel like the condom from hell.

2/12/2009 11:02:43 AM

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2/12/2009 11:03:48 AM

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"why are you talking to your mom's friends about BJs?"

2/12/2009 11:06:39 AM

^

2/12/2009 11:09:07 AM

It seems like it'd be a real pain to get it off (the fruit roll up). I mean if the whole thing didn't get eaten (the fruit roll up), there could be some saliva+rollup+hair sort of stickiness.

2/12/2009 11:28:14 AM

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"She swore by in it as in she enjoyed it, or she thought the man enjoyed it?"

Yes, the coworker is a she. She swears that her boyfriend loves it too though. And in return, she lets him tie her up with ductape...but that's another story I guess... She's a little freaky I guess...

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"why are you talking to your mom's friends about BJs?"

She's not my mom's friend. She's my mom's coworker. I was hanging out waiting on my mom one day and this girl was in the breakroom. She randomly started talking about BJs and fruit roll ups.

2/12/2009 11:44:30 AM

dip it in chocolate.

i think ron white has a joke related to that in some way.

2/12/2009 11:48:16 AM

So do you know this girl, other than knowing she works with your mom?

2/12/2009 11:52:33 AM

this thread disturbs me

2/12/2009 11:54:10 AM

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"She swears that her boyfriend loves it too though. And in return, she lets him tie her up with ductape"

I think she's just messing with you

2/12/2009 11:55:51 AM

the stickiness concerns me

2/12/2009 11:58:17 AM

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"she lets him tie her up with ductape."

lets him... or "lets him"

i always thought that was more of a girl fantasy thing so they cant stop the action when it gets all intense. like gagging them so they cant say stop and not really mean it

i'm not ok with feeling like a creepy rapist unless i really like the girl. that came out wrong, i cant phrase it right. fuck it

2/12/2009 12:02:53 PM

I've been thinking about it...and it kinda makes sense.

Basically the girl ends up having to suck the shit out of your dick (that doesn't sound quite right) to get the "stickiness" off. As long as you don't blow your load too soon, could be rather enjoyable. Just means she has to suck your dick for a really long time...which can never be a bad thing.

2/12/2009 12:03:55 PM

Anything that decreases sensitivity FTMFL. It is hard enough to cum from a BJ anyway, why make it even harder?

2/12/2009 12:06:16 PM

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"It is hard enough to cum from a BJ anyway,"

wait, wut?

2/12/2009 12:08:04 PM

maybe it's just me. I have a hard time getting off from just BJs

2/12/2009 12:09:38 PM

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"maybe it's just me. I have a hard time getting off from just BJs"

then she is doing it wrong.

2/12/2009 12:16:17 PM

the stickiness is not bad. I guess I understand bc I will not lick a butthole. There are just things people can't bring themselves to do. :shrug:

2/12/2009 12:21:25 PM

this shit is just fucking weird

2/12/2009 12:22:02 PM

I don't eat the penis RD.

2/12/2009 12:24:00 PM

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"maybe it's just me. I have a hard time getting off from just BJs"

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"It is hard enough to cum from a BJ anyway"

2/12/2009 12:25:44 PM

All that runs through my head at the thought is 'yeast infection.'

Oral sex is generally a part of foreplay and the sugary stickiness has gotta be thoroughly washed off beforehand. That is a downer.

2/12/2009 12:27:20 PM

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"So do you know this girl, other than knowing she works with your mom?"

That would be a negative.

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"I think she's just messing with you"

I don't think so. She showed me her arms where the hair was pulled off around her wrists (she says from duct tape.) Girl had pretty hairy arms with hair pulled off in an area all the way around her wrist about as wide as a piece of duct tape.

2/12/2009 10:33:15 PM

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"then she is doing it wrong."

nope. it's not just 1 girl, but every BJ I have ever gotten in my life. don't get me wrong, I have gotten some FANTASTIC blowjobs, it is just hard for me to cum that way. kinda like some girls need clit stimulation during sex to cum and others can cum from just the penetration.

[Edited on February 12, 2009 at 10:41 PM. Reason : spelling]

2/12/2009 10:36:55 PM

lol she should just "wax" the rest i guess

2/12/2009 10:39:32 PM

^^ agreed.

2/12/2009 10:40:59 PM

If there is a fruit roll up involved in a BJ, then she's doing it wrong.

2/12/2009 10:44:13 PM

mixing food and sex in general is a turnoff to me

2/12/2009 10:45:19 PM

the closest that i ever like to come to food and sex is flavored lube

2/12/2009 10:46:08 PM

just trying to mix the 2 best pleasures in life.

2/12/2009 10:46:55 PM

ice cubes are about as far as I'll go

[Edited on February 12, 2009 at 10:47 PM. Reason : 2]

2/12/2009 10:47:20 PM