have a fight. who wins?

2/12/2009 2:09:01 PM

k

2/12/2009 2:09:24 PM

Teddy

2/12/2009 2:09:41 PM

Teddy.

[Edited on February 12, 2009 at 2:10 PM. Reason : (not the cripple)]

2/12/2009 2:09:46 PM

Teddy got shot while giving a speech. Teddy pulled out a handkerchief and covered his wound and finished his speech for another 2 hours (or so). He then got on his horse and rode to see a doctor.


BADASS

[Edited on February 12, 2009 at 2:18 PM. Reason : 1.5 hours not 2]

2/12/2009 2:11:53 PM

Franklin has nothing to fear.

2/12/2009 2:15:03 PM

Quote :

"While Roosevelt was campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on October 14, 1912, a saloonkeeper named John Schrank shot him, but the bullet lodged in his chest only after penetrating both his steel eyeglass case and passing through a thick (50 pages) single-folded copy of the speech he was carrying in his jacket.[89] Roosevelt, as an experienced hunter and anatomist, correctly concluded that since he wasn't coughing blood the bullet had not completely penetrated the chest wall to his lung, and so declined suggestions he go to the hospital immediately. Instead, he delivered his scheduled speech with blood seeping into his shirt.[90] He spoke for ninety minutes. His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." [91] Afterwards, probes and X-ray showed that the bullet had traversed three inches (76 mm) of tissue and lodged in Roosevelt's chest muscle but did not penetrate the pleura, and it would be more dangerous to attempt to remove the bullet than to leave it in place. Roosevelt carried it with him for the rest of his life.[92]"

From Wikipedia

[Edited on February 12, 2009 at 2:18 PM. Reason : bold]

2/12/2009 2:16:15 PM

damn

2/12/2009 2:21:21 PM

Is your question answered?

2/12/2009 2:42:20 PM

Dika by 3 in overtime

2/12/2009 2:43:41 PM

yeah it's answered. i was pullin' for teddy anyway. most pics of frank are sickly, while teddy looks like he just ate the heart out of the enemy to acquire superhuman strength

[Edited on February 12, 2009 at 2:45 PM. Reason : spelling]

2/12/2009 2:45:10 PM

one had polio

the other was a rough rider

COME ON

2/12/2009 2:46:07 PM

Can we involve the Rough Riders?

2/12/2009 2:46:40 PM

TR was a badass.

2/12/2009 2:47:04 PM

"Touch me and I'll rip your fucking lungs out"

2/12/2009 2:49:06 PM

^ win, with honors

2/12/2009 2:50:21 PM

http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_p5.html

Quote :

"Teddy Roosevelt was a badass of the people. Roosevelt received letters from army cavalrymen complaining about having to ride 25 miles a day for training and, in response, Teddy rode horseback for 100 miles, from sunrise to sunset, at 51 years old, effectively rescinding anyone's right to complain about anything, ever again. Did we mention he had asthma growing up? He did, and after he beat asthma to death, he ate asthma's raw flesh and ran 100 straight miles off the energy it gave him. "

2/12/2009 3:23:33 PM

Teddy was cool. Franklin screwed the whole country when he used the depression to push the nation toward socialism.

2/12/2009 3:30:41 PM

^^ hahahahahaha

2/12/2009 3:37:53 PM

Quote :

"one had polio the other was a rough rider COME ON"

I thought that recently, it had been raised that it might have not been polio that he had, but Guillan-Barré

[Edited on February 12, 2009 at 3:39 PM. Reason : google says yes http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/10/31/roosevelt.polio.reut/index.html]

2/12/2009 3:38:47 PM

SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG STICK

2/12/2009 3:40:13 PM

obamas pussy ass would keel over if a mosquito landed on him


he bitch made, not like they used to make presidents

2/12/2009 3:40:28 PM

All I have to say is, Chuck Norris went to Teddy Roosevelt Elementary School for Badasses.

Teddy FTW.

2/12/2009 3:40:31 PM

FDR's immortalized quote: "December 7th is a date that will live in infamy."

Teddy's immortalized quote: "Speak softly and carry a big stick."


FDR was more eloquent in how he voiced his anger and despair. Teddy more or less said "I'mma fuck you up."

2/12/2009 3:42:58 PM

T.R. wasn't just what a president should be, he was an example of what -every- man should be. Experienced, self-reliant, knowledgeable, considerate, able and tungsten carbide fucking balls.

2/12/2009 6:05:59 PM

and he was a tree-hugger

2/12/2009 6:14:55 PM

these need captions:

2/12/2009 6:29:42 PM

last night i had a dream that teddy roosevelt was running for president against obama. i kid you not.

2/12/2009 6:37:01 PM

BULL MOOSE PARTY!!!!!!!!

Platform from wiki

The platform called for women's suffrage, recall of judicial decisions, easier amendment of the U.S. Constitution, social welfare legislation for women and children, workers' compensation, limited injunctions in strikes, farm relief, revision of banking to assure an elastic currency, required health insurance in industry, new inheritance taxes and income taxes, improvement of inland waterways, and limitation of naval armaments.

[Edited on February 12, 2009 at 6:43 PM. Reason : !]

2/12/2009 6:41:48 PM

who won?

I have a feeling that if teddy had lost, he would have just beat the shit out of Obama. Then he would get on his horse and ride for 100 miles at 141 years old so that no one could whine about it

2/12/2009 6:42:06 PM