when I would buy chewing gum and soda from the mexican girl that worked at the bodega down the street from our house.
He would always accuse me of 'talking to his girl'

2/13/2009 9:46:17 AM

Bodega?

Degoba you mean, yes, hmmm?

2/13/2009 9:47:11 AM

Talking is off limits. Also looking at, being in the same vicinity of, or thinking about.

2/13/2009 9:48:12 AM

pop rocks and buzz cola

2/13/2009 9:49:10 AM

that's silly!

I mean, I'll admit that I thought about fingerbanging her. But they were JUST THOUGHTS!

2/13/2009 9:49:28 AM

everyone thinks about fingerbanging everyone

2/13/2009 9:51:43 AM

On a side note, I just realized that I hadn't made a thread in a few days.....and then I come in here with some bullshit like this.

You guys probably all secretly hate me.

2/13/2009 9:54:27 AM

No, not secretly. ;D

2/13/2009 10:10:43 AM

o dag

2/13/2009 10:25:09 AM

haha i remember that girl

this probably goes without saying, but i still have a bodega girlfriend. just like always. but i'm sure i'm not the only one who always has a girlfriend at one or more of the places they frequent

my current one, she works at the bodega that i currently frequent...

she looks like she's straight out of the 1920's. and ive talked to people about it and i can't really figure out why i say/think that... cause i dont know about 1920s people much. i think it's just her eyes and her smile. like they belong on one of those old movie star ladies.

i guess since she always has the uniform on, i imagine her outside of work and i can see her in the 20's.

i dunno, im fucking crazy. i mean i have girlfriends at bodega and burger king.

2/13/2009 10:31:46 AM

i dont have a bodega girlfriend, but a bodacioius girlfriend

2/13/2009 10:33:41 AM

that's sweet

I have a bodega lady too! She works at the gas station by my house though. I think she's 17 or 18 though, cause she's always wearing a tshirt from the local high school. And I never see her working during the daym cause I guess she has class.

Anyway, she always smiles at me. The other day, I went in the store after work, so I still had my business clothes on.......I caught her cock looking I think. She had an embarassed grin on her face when I caught her.



I think that if I fingerbanged her, I would probably go to jail....or her dad would find me and shoot me.

2/13/2009 10:41:24 AM

Scavengers.

2/13/2009 10:44:17 AM

bitches always be cock looking

2/13/2009 10:46:02 AM

jackleg you will make a great creepy old man one day. Once you have made your money and can afford to just hang out at hooters all day.

2/13/2009 10:47:36 AM

hahahah they always try to cocklook if you're tucked in and wearing dress pants. plus, being cocklooked gives the EXACT same feeling as a ghost in the room.... where you can just feel that you're being watched. weird comparison but im serious

also: http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

assuming that info is correct, 17 is age of consent in NY state.

lets start taking pictures of our bodega girlfriends

we could sweep them off their feet, like that "new" TI video. just saw it on the on demand channel last weekend when i was bored. you know youre bored when you go to videos on demand



but it reminds me of me with my bodega HOS

2/13/2009 10:48:54 AM

well, what's scary is that this area has an abnormal amount of reg. sex offenders. I want to believe that it's the 'innocent' kind of sex offense....where an 17 year old dates a 16 year old in high school, bwn, and get caught.

But it's a rural area....so I deep down, I think that some dirty old man is circling around local middle and high schools, seducing young girls with candy, and ripping taints left and right.

[Edited on February 13, 2009 at 10:54 AM. Reason : a]

2/13/2009 10:51:22 AM

ripping taints

that reminds me of what they always say on the law and order special victims unit

"we found fluids and tearing"

sometimes vaginal, sometimes perineal tearing


ive noticed a lot of guys are into the barely legal stuff, and a lot of porn is marketed as the "teen" genre... but ive never slept with anyone more than like 3-4 years younger than me.... or older for that matter.

not gonna say how old i was exactly but since i turned 18, ive only slept with one "minor" (16). but she wasnt even a citizen/resident.... she was a foreign exchange student. but i guess the law is the same for all people regardless of what the law is in their home country etc

2/13/2009 10:54:23 AM

you know when you're bwning a girl, and you slip your finger into her ass? How you can feel your MEAT ROD through her flesh, rubbing against your own finger?

that should be a reminder of how delicate that tissue is!

a ripped taint is no laughing matter

2/13/2009 10:58:06 AM

2/13/2009 10:59:14 AM

This is true. Let us never laugh about this ever again.

2/13/2009 10:59:16 AM

Quote :

"she looks like she's straight out of the 1920's. and ive talked to people about it and i can't really figure out why i say/think that... cause i dont know about 1920s people much. i think it's just her eyes and her smile. like they belong on one of those old movie star ladies. i guess since she always has the uniform on, i imagine her outside of work and i can see her in the 20's"

this had me laughing so much. I had to read it out loud to Ken. Thanks for this golden nugget, jackleg.

2/13/2009 10:59:39 AM

Sadly, I'm getting old. I think my days of snapping pics of people I barely know are over.

(hahaha, me and my bodega boo know each other very well in my own mind!!1)

Now I'm too scared to take pics of people. i'm scared of being THAT GUY.

I can either go really small or really big. I can get a spy camera and get away with snapping pics...
or I can get a professional DSLR and get away with taking pics. girls get wet when they think you're a pro. photogtapher!!1

[Edited on February 13, 2009 at 11:05 AM. Reason : IT'S NOT CREEPY IF IT'S ART!]

2/13/2009 11:05:01 AM

Quote :

"this had me laughing so much. I had to read it out loud to Ken. Thanks for this golden nugget, jackleg."

laughing?

and emce, if shes REALLY (calling you out thx) your bodega girlfriend then shed gladly let you take a pic of her, or take a pic with you. it wouldnt be creepy or whatever

2/13/2009 11:09:13 AM

good point

I'm just so shy
high school girls can be so mean

2/13/2009 11:15:34 AM

^^ dude don't you think that TI song is kind of pathetic?

I guess I should have been poor while I was still impressionable enough to become materialistic

2/13/2009 11:52:14 AM

OH THE PRETENTIOUSNESS

2/13/2009 11:53:07 AM

^^It is pathetic.

But it's a small step up from "you can have my cock in your fat ass whenever you like..."

2/13/2009 11:59:19 AM

Hello Bridget...

I've missed you

2/13/2009 12:17:58 PM