I wanna be a pirate or a mermaid.

2/13/2009 6:06:43 PM

An astronaut.

2/13/2009 6:07:20 PM

pirate or man about town.

2/13/2009 6:07:31 PM

SWAT

2/13/2009 6:07:42 PM

your daddy

2/13/2009 6:09:05 PM

mine?....i got a dad already

2/13/2009 6:09:25 PM

a firefighter

2/13/2009 6:09:44 PM

Jesus

2/13/2009 6:09:48 PM

Satan

2/13/2009 6:10:18 PM

Dirty old man

2/13/2009 6:10:41 PM

a married man

2/13/2009 6:11:39 PM

I wanted to be a NC State Cheerleader when I was younger...but now that I've grown and have more realistic goals I'm aiming for pirate or mermaid, whichever.

2/13/2009 6:12:14 PM

i still want to be a resident of falls river with Reginald Veljohnson

2/13/2009 6:16:06 PM

Quote :

"mine?....i got a dad already"

I know you do, son

2/13/2009 6:17:04 PM

I knew I left myself wide open for that one


well played sir, well played

2/13/2009 6:18:08 PM

i dont wanna grow up
cause maybe if i did
i wouldnt be a toys r us kid
...some shit like that

2/13/2009 6:26:33 PM

^ beat me to it


I don't wanna grow up,
I'm a Toys R Us kid.
There's a million things in Toys R Us that I can play with!
From bikes to planes to video games,
its the biggest toy store there is!
Gee Wiz!
I don't wanna grow up,
cause maybe if I did,
I couldn't be a Toys R Us kid.
I don't wanna grow up, don't wanna grow up!
I'm gonna be a Toys R Us kid.




I worked there for a year or two, that jingle got pounded in my head

2/13/2009 6:29:10 PM

2/13/2009 6:29:42 PM

a cacucasian

2/13/2009 7:05:30 PM

a fighter pilot, and maybe a Congressman.

2/13/2009 7:06:25 PM

I want to be an English teacher, a Montessori school teacher, a child development specialist, a children's librarian, a public health advocate, a substance abuse counselor, a nurse, a writer, a concert pianist, and porn star (while I'm at it). Man, I either need to live forever or really get busy.

2/13/2009 7:08:26 PM

Yeah, once I'm too old to be a fighter pilot, and I get tired of dealing with snakes in the grass roaming around Capital Hill, and am hopefully independantly wealthy by that point (where any work that I do is strictly for the satisfaction of doing it, with pay being irrelevent), I think I'd like to be a substitute teacher, or a part-time prison tutor or something.

2/13/2009 7:14:04 PM

I want to be that guy that beats his wife when dinner ain't ready. Bitch!

2/13/2009 7:19:58 PM

I've always wanted to be a lottery winner.

2/13/2009 7:20:46 PM

Tornado chaser

2/13/2009 7:27:05 PM

Quote :

"I wanna be a pirate or a mermaid."

i became a pirate in 2000 before i grew up, so now i want to be an engineer who moves into management and up to the top of the corporate ladder

2/13/2009 7:28:05 PM

go the speed of light!

2/13/2009 7:29:25 PM

a set of tinker toys...or a kumquat

2/13/2009 9:49:05 PM

Emperor

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on February 13, 2009 at 9:51 PM. Reason : perhaps Emperor of the ladies ]

2/13/2009 9:51:18 PM

internet posting icon

2/13/2009 9:51:28 PM

alive

2/13/2009 10:23:53 PM

an entrepreneur who finds his niche. And i like working with metal and mechanical things...trying to figure out what to design and how to market it.

2/13/2009 11:26:47 PM

has no one read a cat ate my gymsuit or the bat in bunk five?

2/14/2009 12:00:16 AM

international house pancake

2/14/2009 12:05:06 AM

^^ no

Pirate/Mermaid hybrid. Maybe a midget too.

[Edited on February 14, 2009 at 12:06 AM. Reason : ^]

2/14/2009 12:05:47 AM

well, everyone sucks then

2/14/2009 12:08:03 AM

This bar/club is AMAZING. Srsly, I could spend all my free time here

2/14/2009 12:16:04 AM

~bigger~

[/extenze commercial]

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/14/2009 12:16:33 AM

I wanna be a comedian.

2/14/2009 12:39:34 AM

I wanna be with a chick with some big fake tits.

2/14/2009 1:20:13 AM

tig old bitties

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/14/2009 1:22:45 AM

caveman

2/14/2009 9:46:59 AM

A grown up

2/14/2009 9:51:22 AM

I think I want to be a pro fisherman. It would be pretty nice to be a millionaire from fishing.

2/14/2009 9:51:55 AM

I wanna get back into research again instead of babysitting (aka being a supervisor)

but I guess realistically . . . a circus trainer. but I hate clowns. so the circus must be devoid of all clownage.

2/14/2009 10:06:48 AM

i would love to have a decent workshop to tinker around

the old peter gibbons question: what would you do if you had $1M?

i would just putz around in a workshop building shit, if i make something useful good, if not, well it was fun

2/14/2009 10:11:02 AM

I wanna be a mothafuckin hustla. You betta axe somebody

2/14/2009 10:12:27 AM

...nobody ever says, I want to be a junkie when I grow up.

2/14/2009 10:55:47 AM

an indie game developer

2/14/2009 11:21:08 AM

^^AHAHA I forgot about that commercial.

It made junkies seem really cool to me.

2/14/2009 11:38:55 AM