WHEREAS, i hardly ever watch "live" tv..

WHEREAS, i hardly ever watch tv before like 8 or 9pm..

WHEREAS, wheel of fortune is not on my dvr schedule

WHEREAS when i saw the end of WHEEL OF FORTUNE, it was the first time i'd seen it in a while.

AND WHEREAS i seriously thought they got a new chick to replace vanna cause she looked so young

NOW THEREFORE, I, jackleg, common citizen, take pleasure in recognizing VANNA WHITE for being 51 years old and literally looking half her age. (robot)

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, i have here unto set my hand this 13th day of February, 2009.

jackleg, common citizen

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i thought it would be fun to try to do it straight POLITICAL, yo. but really i did think they got a new letter chick until he called her vanna

PS - http://www.vannastyle.com/dressupvanna/

2/13/2009 7:48:02 PM

just because the format was silly doesnt mean that i dont have a great topic to discuss

2/13/2009 8:13:40 PM

signed

2/13/2009 8:14:31 PM

i appreciate your effort

9/10

2/13/2009 8:15:02 PM

51 years old.

if you were born when her playboy spread came out, you'd be out at the bar drinking legally now.

gotta be a robot

2/13/2009 8:15:59 PM

It sounds more like you wanted to set your hand 'south of the border' for a bit.

[Edited on February 13, 2009 at 9:00 PM. Reason : ]

2/13/2009 9:00:44 PM

dude its kinda fucked up, and this is probably TMI

but while i was doing rehab... when they took my desire to get high, they took my libido with it. i mean there are no performance issues, and i still have my libido in interpersonal situations... but i lost all desire to jerk off, and i never think with my dick anymore.

i guess thats a good thing, i'm clean for drugs and beating my dick!!1

2/13/2009 9:14:37 PM

Damn dawg, you kinda sound like Gary the Brickyard Preacher in that I seem to remember him saying similar things.

I'd still jerk it to a woman who's got more than 20 years on me.

2/13/2009 9:17:57 PM

its crazy, dude. it would make sense if they had me on some sort of SSRI or antidepressant like they give to some people who used to do all sorts of dope... but i'm not on anything psychoactive. just heartburn medicine hahaha

i know that a lot of my less desirable traits went away when i quit... but this is like my pervert side was directly linked to my drug use, and they went away together too. but like i said, as long as i see girls out and think they're hot, then i got no problem with it. but if i ever become asexual im gonna jump off the wagon

2/13/2009 9:23:27 PM

someone post the n00ds ITT

2/14/2009 12:52:05 AM

2/14/2009 12:58:06 PM

Visiting parents and they watch WoF. To me, it is really amazing how she looks at her age. Very fit etc.

11/26/2024 11:28:15 PM

is Seacrest hosting now?

11/26/2024 11:56:43 PM

Bitch fine as a mf still bro

11/27/2024 12:48:31 AM

^^yeah and he's basically like a robot. It's not good. Just imagine one of those terrible AI voices that narrates shitty tiktoks/yt videos only it's hosting wof

11/27/2024 2:01:53 AM

Dude, not that there is anything wrong with this...but you sound homo as fuck. We are talking about a woman

[Edited on November 27, 2024 at 2:32 AM. Reason : I desire that me and justin as the same sex both want to hump females]

11/27/2024 2:30:57 AM

When Vanna attempted to host after Pat had a medical issue, it was truly unwatchable. Not much going on upstairs for Vanna, I'm afraid. Their "conversations" at the end of the show, or her reactions to Pat's quick-witted quips were always awkward. He was a good host.

11/27/2024 6:39:15 AM

^^man, you creepy

11/27/2024 9:04:15 AM

Seacrest is fine. The show goes on.

Treat yourself a round of sausage

11/27/2024 10:12:41 AM

I mean the show has always been garbage. But now even more so.

Also what the fuck stexan

11/27/2024 10:20:37 AM