I have a pair of tickets to tonight's game, with a parking pass. They go to whomever has the best story of why they need them, or what stunt they will pull at the game (and document) for our amusement and/or ridicule. You have to meet me somewhere around Cary, I'm not driving all over to give things away.

Aaand....GO!

2/14/2009 11:52:20 AM

i will fuck my own armpit

2/14/2009 11:53:38 AM

the stunt will preferably be something you don't already do on a regular basis

2/14/2009 11:55:51 AM

i'll take a shit on center ice during the 2nd period.

2/14/2009 11:55:56 AM

tough crowd today

2/14/2009 12:39:55 PM

I am out of toilet paper, and will use them to wipe my ass...I will derive more benefit out of that than going to the game

2/14/2009 12:46:38 PM

Where are the seats? I will not do anything ridiculous for tickets I can get for $9.99.

2/14/2009 12:49:06 PM

326 B, and a good story > stupid man trick

[Edited on February 14, 2009 at 12:50 PM. Reason : asdf]

2/14/2009 12:49:55 PM

Well, at least they are kind of near center ice if you are going to be sitting in the upper deck. Make Ohboyee sign a contract that he will shit on center ice.

2/14/2009 12:52:25 PM

I will put my BAWLLS on the ice and let the hockey players skate over them, then shoot slap shots with them.

2/14/2009 12:53:36 PM

You should give them to me. Because I'm trying to get more friends, and I'm thinking I might could bribe them with tickets.

2/14/2009 1:14:21 PM

u name it, i'll do it

2/14/2009 1:18:23 PM

Quote :

"I am out of toilet paper, and will use them to wipe my ass...I will derive more benefit out of that than going to the game "

u si fi nerd cunt - hockey rules. go canes!!!!

2/14/2009 1:45:37 PM

best pic ever.


on the other hand i got laid off from work on wed. so otherwise my vlentines day sucked. cause ill be out of work for like a month. for Valentines day that would be a great gift for my date. as she is a huge canes fan

2/14/2009 2:19:15 PM

^^
I hate science fiction

2/14/2009 2:52:34 PM

WANT.

i already have 300 level tickets. but these are better.

2/14/2009 3:21:11 PM

I will get you a date with my brother! That has to be worth Canes tickets

[Edited on February 14, 2009 at 3:22 PM. Reason : ]

2/14/2009 3:22:06 PM

I will take my brother in law. He is the most annoying hockey person on the planet. He is still in school and his parents are broke ass musicians and he works to help put the money in the family pot. So he rarely goes.

Lord knows I should bond with him because he gets on my freaking nerves all the time and I have never gone with him.

2/14/2009 3:26:23 PM

My gf and I don't have anything to do tonight. Dinner reservations fell through. Would love to go to a game.

2/14/2009 3:43:26 PM

i have no job (turned down from atleast 10 different ones.) no money. no valentines day date (yet, unless i get tickets). just got back from mexico, we are in a recession.
the mom's ex boyfriend (as of yesterday) showed up at her house and shot it up with her pistol (she's ok though.) had tickets for a game earlier this year but had to give them away.

never been to a game in person but i never miss a game on tv

i plan on taking my mom, we both deserve a night out together, she's better than any date/girl.

tww valentines day help! lets do this!

i deserve these tickets.


[Edited on February 14, 2009 at 3:51 PM. Reason : k]

2/14/2009 3:49:13 PM

^winnar. thanks all who played, and will keep y'all in mind the next time i need to unload some tix.

Happy overpriced flowers day, everyone!

2/14/2009 3:51:30 PM

have fun

[Edited on February 14, 2009 at 4:01 PM. Reason : lol]

2/14/2009 4:01:16 PM

^^ lol and by mom he means cougar hes dating

2/14/2009 7:27:20 PM