I may or may not answer truthfully or correctly

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 3:21 PM. Reason : and I'll be shocked if this makes it to two pages]

2/16/2009 3:12:48 PM

aha, another one

obligatory: omg a girl! bwn?

2/16/2009 3:13:16 PM

I am interested in becoming your friend. What steps should I take to ensure that we have a healthy, lasting, and fulfilling friendship?

2/16/2009 3:14:50 PM

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"bwn?"

Not out of the question, but only within the confines of a committed relationship

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"What steps should I take to ensure that we have a healthy, lasting, and fulfilling friendship?"

Good question!

1. Be fun
2. Be kind
3. Never stab me in the back (literally or figuratively)
4. Make an effort to hang out in person
5....
6. Profit!

2/16/2009 3:20:07 PM

u hab pic? plz 2 show

2/16/2009 3:23:30 PM

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"u hab pic?"

yes, I have many

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"plz 2 show"

nah

2/16/2009 3:25:55 PM

Not a question but your name always makes me want to drink orange juice.

2/16/2009 3:27:28 PM

do you find me attractive?

2/16/2009 3:27:36 PM

TenaciousC does not equal SunnyD

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"do you find me attractive?"

yes (without the beard, tho)

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 3:31 PM. Reason : ]

2/16/2009 3:29:53 PM

KG or JB in TenD?

2/16/2009 3:30:52 PM

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"KG or JB in TenD?"

JB

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 3:34 PM. Reason : alright, kids - I'm out for a while. but I'll get back to your q's later tonight! ]

2/16/2009 3:33:15 PM

Do you ever lick your fingers after fingering yoself?

2/16/2009 3:34:27 PM

I have about 30 minutes worth of work to do on the project i'm currently working on...

should i move on to something else when I finish or just goof off for the last hour of the day?

2/16/2009 3:35:42 PM

^^This guy is straight to the point.

^Goof off, duh.

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 3:36 PM. Reason : -]

2/16/2009 3:35:55 PM

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"Do you ever lick your fingers after fingering yoself?"

wow, you're blunt, and the answer is no.

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"should i move on to something else when I finish or just goof off for the last hour of the day?"

goof off. I know it's too late for the response, but I hope you did that.

2/16/2009 8:09:21 PM

What do you think of the idea of Chic-fil-a on Sundays?

2/16/2009 8:13:08 PM

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"What do you think of the idea of Chic-fil-a on Sundays?"

Although I can respect that the chain wants to observe the Sabbath or whatever, I want a chicken strip salad for lunch on Sundays far too often for them to not be open that day.

2/16/2009 8:16:44 PM

what's your facebook?

also, want to go out on a date?

2/16/2009 8:18:22 PM

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"what's your facebook? also, want to go out on a date?"

1. please.... you think I'm going to post my facebook here? not happening

2. sure, but don't you live out of town? and have a girlfriend?

2/16/2009 8:20:50 PM

1. o dag

2. yeah, and yeah. that's why it's fun to ask

2/16/2009 8:21:35 PM

anyone else?

2/16/2009 9:39:46 PM

mary anne or ginger?

2/16/2009 9:40:52 PM

can I take you out for ice cream?

2/16/2009 9:41:42 PM

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"mary anne or ginger?"

I don't have a preference. never watched the show.

2/16/2009 9:41:50 PM

have you tried the oreos with the peanut butter frosting?

2/16/2009 9:42:19 PM

cute and innocent farm girl or beautiful high-maintenance movie star?

2/16/2009 9:42:57 PM

Where does one buy Heavy duty grade Velcro?

2/16/2009 9:43:21 PM

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"can I take you out for ice cream?"

sure

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"have you tried the oreos with the peanut butter frosting?"

nope. sounds gross.

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"cute and innocent farm girl or beautiful high-maintenance movie star?"

farmgirlboy anyday

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"Where does one buy Heavy duty grade Velcro?"

Lowes. Home Depot. JoAnne's. Target. WalMart (but only as a last resort)

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 9:50 PM. Reason : ]

2/16/2009 9:49:32 PM

sex on the first date?

2/16/2009 9:50:52 PM

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"sex on the first date?"

nope. not even the second. probably not the third or fourth, either.

2/16/2009 9:53:07 PM

good answer

2/16/2009 9:59:18 PM

What's the longest you've made a guy wait?

2/16/2009 10:11:40 PM

when you were a child, were you ever inappropriately touched by a family member or a friend of the family?

2/16/2009 10:12:24 PM

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"What's the longest you've made a guy wait?"

a while

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"when you were a child, were you ever inappropriately touched by a family member or a friend of the family?"

not that I know of.

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 10:13 PM. Reason : ]

2/16/2009 10:13:19 PM

What's the difference between "truthfully" and "correctly"?

2/16/2009 10:21:59 PM

have you ever laughed so hard that you peed a lil' bit?

on a scale of 1-10 (with 1 being low, and 10 being high), how attractive do you find me?

2/16/2009 10:24:35 PM

on a scale of 1-10 (with 1 being low, and 10 being high), how attractive do you find me?

2/16/2009 10:28:48 PM

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"What's the difference between "truthfully" and "correctly"?"

well, if I answered a personal question wrong, it would be misleading, or untruthful, but if I answered a math or science question wrong, it would be incorrect. who knows what you people were/are going to ask.

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"have you ever laughed so hard that you peed a lil' bit?"

no, but I have hit the ground so hard I peed a lil' bit. life lesson: don't try to ski on ice by being towed behind a car in the mckimmon center parking lot in an ice storm - it has bad news and broken ribs all over it

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"on a scale of 1-10 (with 1 being low, and 10 being high), how attractive do you find me?"

ummm... 7? I don't ever give out 9s or 10s

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"on a scale of 1-10 (with 1 being low, and 10 being high), how attractive do you find me?"

with the beard - 5
without the beard - 7

2/16/2009 10:41:03 PM

I have only had the beard once.

and I am a solid 8

2/16/2009 10:43:07 PM

^ there's quite a range on the continuum. you should be happy with a 7!

1 - can't be looked upon without turning to stone
2 - can't be looked upon without vomiting/painful to look
3 - not very attractive
4 - not bad, but needs work
5 - average
6 - slightly better than average
7 - attractive
8 - extremely attractive
9 - gorgeous/amazing
10 - inconceivable

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 10:48 PM. Reason : ]

2/16/2009 10:47:24 PM

yeah, but you gave me a 7. I am an 8

2/16/2009 10:48:05 PM

well, maybe in photos you're a 7. I wouldn't know about IRL.

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 10:50 PM. Reason : ]

2/16/2009 10:48:47 PM

haha

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 10:49 PM. Reason : tww takes off 1 rating]

2/16/2009 10:49:29 PM

but I look better in photos.

2/16/2009 10:51:23 PM

Who's a 10 in your opinion? Anybody you've known or just movie stars?

2/16/2009 10:55:28 PM

finally the truth

2/16/2009 10:55:50 PM

ibtDavidBeckham

2/16/2009 10:59:39 PM

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"Who's a 10 in your opinion? Anybody you've known or just movie stars?"

1 and 10 are the extremes - I'll probably never see an example of either, but I'm sure they must exist.

2/16/2009 11:00:05 PM

Where would you rank ReceiveDeath, Big Business, and drunknloaded?

2/16/2009 11:02:31 PM

How many times are you going to wear a bikini this Summer and why?

2/16/2009 11:14:26 PM