http://stuffunemployedpeoplelike.com/

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"Plenty of unemployed people will bemoan their situations and make every effort to remind their friends and family that they’re struggling to make ends meet without a job “in this economy”. Then there are the cool unemployed people who will make every effort to make light of their situation so as not to burden said friends and family with guilt for still being employed. These are the types of people who will gladly insist they cover the bill for dinner or drinks. “Don’t worry, I’m not paying for it. This meal is on the government,” they’ll say, acting as if their once disposable income didn’t slip through their hands like a buttered baby. "

2/16/2009 9:12:32 PM

i agree with this but I live in new york and its expensive as shit.

2/16/2009 9:14:09 PM

Buttered baby... the other-other white meat?

2/16/2009 9:14:28 PM

#6 Having Octuplets

2/16/2009 9:14:58 PM

the tv show COPS

2/16/2009 10:20:07 PM

court tv shows?

2/16/2009 10:20:33 PM

wow

i mean, i loved stuffwhitepeoplelike before they sold out

but this is just painful

2/16/2009 10:22:06 PM

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2/16/2009 10:23:01 PM

2/16/2009 10:26:19 PM

unemployment checks?

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2/16/2009 10:27:15 PM

OPEN BAR

2/16/2009 10:28:42 PM

2/16/2009 10:38:21 PM

only cholas get the pork flavor

2/16/2009 10:50:00 PM

yeah n00bs.

you get oriental or shrimp if you are feeling fancy

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2/16/2009 10:51:06 PM

^This man speaks the truth.

If you're feeling absolutely crazy, throw a slice of cheese and some hot sauce in it.

2/16/2009 10:52:27 PM

screw all that id never eat anything but the chicken

2/16/2009 10:53:44 PM

what a woman

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2/16/2009 10:54:23 PM

mad dog 20/20

2/16/2009 10:55:27 PM

funnay

2/16/2009 10:55:29 PM

you're not a chola though.

I like the beef flavored one. the one I loved i think they discontinued. the teriyaki chicken

2/16/2009 10:57:03 PM

yeah teriyaki chicken was bangin. ballers would drain all the water before putting in that spice shit so that its super potent

Quote :

"OPEN RAMEN BAR"

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2/16/2009 10:58:54 PM

the savior to all men, Barack Obama

2/16/2009 11:04:58 PM

ramen sucks so much dick

I'm not unemployed... I just work two jobs for free (at an internship and a non-profit)

but I won't eat ramen

its a one way ticket to Hypertension Town

too much fat and sodium... and one brick of that shit is actually 2 servings!
you're doing twice as much damage as you thought you were

2/16/2009 11:40:47 PM

i'm slightly below average weight and have low cholesterol.

how are your organic whey burgers fatty?

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2/16/2009 11:42:07 PM

^^for the health-conscious crowd, they also make low-fat, reduced-sodium ramen--it costs like twice as much, but that's still only around 50 cents

2/16/2009 11:58:02 PM

i love being a recent grad, having to move back to raleigh and being unemployed! living at my parents house is the very best fuckign part!!!

2/17/2009 1:21:38 AM

at least you get to live at your parents house

i have to cough up $400 in rent despite being unemployed

2/17/2009 1:23:19 AM

i thought you were with the french dude up in canada

2/17/2009 1:23:20 AM

I was at the store today, and the lady in front of me purchased 3 packs of Dentyne Ice and a Marie Callendar pot pie with her food stamps.

2/17/2009 1:42:35 AM

those pot pies are pretty good...


i am stuck in raleigh waiting on a visa, its gonna be 2-3 more months at least


then i will be unemployed in quebec

2/17/2009 1:55:11 AM

im unemployed and broke and dont eat ramen.

way cheaper food options. Also that shit is horrible for you.

2/18/2009 11:45:23 AM

#423 - Jobs

Unemployed people love jobs. DURRRRRR...



Throw that one up there...

2/18/2009 12:07:44 PM

2/18/2009 12:09:25 PM

ive never once drawn unemployment. i guess cause ive never lost a job without being fired or quitting

2/18/2009 12:54:20 PM