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" Charla Nash, 55, had just arrived at her friend Sandra Herold's house when the chimp, named Travis, jumped on her and began biting and mauling her, causing serious injuries to her face, neck and hands, according to Stamford Police Capt. Rich Conklin, who said the attack was unprovoked. Herold had called Nash to her house to help get 14-year-old Travis back inside after he used a key to escape. While her friend was being attacked, Herold tried to pull the primate off her, but was unsuccessful. She then called 911 before stabbing the chimp with butcher knife and hitting him with a shovel. Neither fazed Travis, who police said was like a child to Herold. Stamford police later shot the chimp multiple times after he attacked an officer inside a police cruiser, Conklin said. Travis returned to the house, where police later found him dead. Conklin estimated that Travis weighed close to 200 pounds. The police captain also said this isn't the first interaction his officers have had with Travis; the chimp escaped in 2003 and "wreaked havoc" on the streets of Stamford for a couple of hours. In 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals. "

2/17/2009 6:21:05 AM

queue the monkey from Family Guy...

2/17/2009 6:27:20 AM

2/17/2009 7:36:14 AM

They're a lot like people, real shitheads.

2/17/2009 7:40:22 AM

yes

just like people

people will chew off a man's nose and genitals in a second

2/17/2009 8:40:05 AM

Snewf gets the award for being the first person to make me lol today.

2/17/2009 10:02:50 AM

Snewf is obviously not a student of human history

2/17/2009 10:03:42 AM

Newly released footage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NblUhm2Hd3Y

Plz to embed...

2/17/2009 5:59:50 PM

chimps aren't monkeys

just sayin'

[Edited on February 17, 2009 at 6:02 PM. Reason : .]

2/17/2009 6:01:04 PM

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"queue"

cue

2/17/2009 6:11:19 PM

^^^

2/17/2009 8:01:23 PM

i know a couple who got divorced because the wife bought a monkey

or chimp

or capuchin

or something

it literally broke up their marriage

2/17/2009 8:03:31 PM