aha, so rumor has it (AND IT'S JUST A RUMOR) that this area of upstate NY where I live is one of the main places that police send people in the witness protection program. People get sent here from jersey when they have testified against MOBSTERS.

Looking at the area, I can believe it. It's really easy to stay low key around here. And plenty of places to HIDE!!1

2/18/2009 8:26:57 AM

I'd start asking around. Or snitch and request witness protection to see if they just you a new address there.

2/18/2009 8:29:31 AM

lulz

thats not really as far away from the nyc and jersey as i think that they should be

2/18/2009 8:30:49 AM

^agreed. i'd be putting their ass over in Seattle or something

2/18/2009 8:31:59 AM

Well I guess where he lives at mobsters/hitmen would easily standout.

2/18/2009 8:32:12 AM

I think you just fucked up.

2/18/2009 8:32:22 AM

No doubt. If Tont Soprano was looking for my ass, I'd want to be in arizona...

2/18/2009 8:35:06 AM

I think the safest place for me would be Costa Rica. Just a little beach bungalow will do, kkthx.

2/18/2009 8:58:02 AM

ok darnell

2/18/2009 9:00:54 AM

I was just about to say Arizona is another area common for relocation.

2/18/2009 9:01:07 AM

TONT

[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 9:02 AM. Reason : Goldie Crystal]

2/18/2009 9:01:55 AM

I'd be a little if I thought I was living near a Witness Protection Program relocation area

2/18/2009 9:07:45 AM

I'd just join law enforcement so I could legally carry a gun everywhere, wear a bullet-proof vest, and always be able to call for back-up

2/18/2009 9:07:45 AM

lol sure you would. I'm bet they're dying for people to join who Tont Soprano wants to kill.

[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 9:10 AM. Reason : df]

2/18/2009 9:10:12 AM

Tont, lololol


Goddamn I hate my cell phone keyboard. My thumb can literally hit 6 keys at once

2/18/2009 9:13:14 AM

Or you could join the Military and hope to get stationed in Korea or something, or get accepted into Special Forces training and have to go off training then become a bad ass and hope they run up on you.

2/18/2009 9:23:25 AM

So is this why they told me to plan on moving to NY in the next couple months?

2/18/2009 9:25:01 AM

I am a six fingered man, I killed some spaniards father and now he has sworn revenge to hunt me down. So I'm in witness protection.

2/18/2009 9:28:52 AM

the mountains of NC have a few ex-mobsters hiding out as well

2/18/2009 9:32:20 AM

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

2/18/2009 9:36:38 AM

You sir, have an overdeveloped sense of vengence.

2/18/2009 9:37:12 AM

hahahahaha grimx


well, if I ever meet someone, and they tell me they're in the witness protection program, I will never do anything illegal around them. fucking snitches

2/18/2009 9:39:19 AM

Quote :

"I'd be a little if I thought I was living near a Witness Protection Program relocation area"

It's not like they're going to go blow up the whole town because they heard some snitches might be living there. I assure you there is no shortage of snitches in Raleigh if that's what you're worried about.

2/18/2009 10:00:14 AM

I hope I never see anyone get WHACKED!


hahahaha, if I ever meet anyone named Bobby 'Meat Hooks' Ross, I'll take off running. 'Get-away-sticks......GO!'

2/18/2009 11:41:37 AM

Has someone new entered town looking for some good "johnnycakes"?

2/18/2009 11:45:26 AM

Not that I know of. But that episode was dead on. there are a ton of small diners up here...




haha, fuckin' johnny cakes. kiljadn had me tripping balls over that shit, hahaha

2/18/2009 11:50:40 AM

can we get a definition for TONT

2/18/2009 12:15:13 PM

I hate you gunzz
Next time I see you walking down the street, i'm going to tackle your ass onto the asphault.

2/18/2009 12:23:02 PM

dont TONT me

2/18/2009 12:24:47 PM

i think that if you wanna hide someone, anywhere around 20-50 miles outside tucson in either direction would be ideal

i had warrants on me the whole time i was in AZ (didnt know it)


also, van horn texas

2/18/2009 12:27:05 PM

start taking your camera around and taking pictures of random people maybe even create a website to post the pictures as to assist the mob in finding these rats

2/18/2009 12:27:17 PM

http://www.narc-locator.net

2/18/2009 12:30:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ6SmvUIYnA

2/18/2009 3:44:44 PM