I haven't posted on here in months, so this may be [old], but I had to share with Tdub.

http://www.fmylife.com/

Check out the top "FML's..."

2/18/2009 12:36:33 PM

[old]

2/18/2009 12:36:47 PM

epic page fail?

Quote :

" Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: Lost connection to MySQL server at 'reading initial communication packet', system error: 111 in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/mysql.hosts.php on line 3 Warning: mysql_select_db() [function.mysql-select-db]: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/run/mysqld/mysqld.sock' (2) in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/mysql.hosts.php on line 4 Warning: mysql_select_db() [function.mysql-select-db]: A link to the server could not be established in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/mysql.hosts.php on line 4 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/run/mysqld/mysqld.sock' (2) in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/mysql.php on line 20 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: A link to the server could not be established in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/mysql.php on line 20 Warning: mysql_num_rows(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/mysql.php on line 21 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/www/fmylife.com/www/mysql.hosts.php:3) in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/mysql.php on line 23 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/run/mysqld/mysqld.sock' (2) in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/haut.php on line 5 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: A link to the server could not be established in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/haut.php on line 5 Warning: mysql_num_rows(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/haut.php on line 7 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/run/mysqld/mysqld.sock' (2) in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/haut.php on line 9 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: A link to the server could not be established in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/haut.php on line 9 Warning: mysql_fetch_object(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/haut.php on line 10 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/run/mysqld/mysqld.sock' (2) in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/haut.php on line 14 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: A link to the server could not be established in /home/www/fmylife.com/www/haut.php on line 14"

2/18/2009 12:38:13 PM

search works now

2/18/2009 12:38:16 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=557705

2/18/2009 12:38:21 PM

more like f my code

2/18/2009 12:38:38 PM

Yeah I'm seeing those errors as well. Sucks for everybody who wanted to see how much worse everybody else's life was compared to theirs.

2/18/2009 12:38:48 PM

Lots of bitches on that page whining about their boyfriend saying that they are fat or ugly in one way or another.

Funny how women measure their self-worth by how others perceive them.


[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 12:41 PM. Reason : 2]

2/18/2009 12:40:28 PM

that's why I said look at the top FML's... some are good

2/18/2009 12:41:26 PM

OuijamnPart2 would never post this crap

2/18/2009 12:41:35 PM

Ah, you speak the truth - I've been MIA a while.

2/18/2009 12:42:11 PM

well, where have you been?

2/18/2009 12:43:47 PM

old

2/18/2009 1:01:45 PM

2/18/2009 1:05:21 PM

Moved to Baltimore for a job... been so busy, no time at work to post or read...

2/18/2009 1:05:45 PM

That's a good thing!
I moved to upstate NY for the same reason. you're about 5 hours away from me. maybe a little less.

2/18/2009 1:07:46 PM

Just got back from Rochester on business, let's just say, i'm ready for the summer. I've never seen so much snow in my life.

2/18/2009 1:08:42 PM

HEY BUDDY!

2/18/2009 1:09:35 PM

yikes that's even farther north than me. I'm in the binghamton area...about 2 hours south of rochester.

and yeah, this has been a fucked up winter. it actually just started snowing again outside. i'm sick of looking at snow.

2/18/2009 1:10:56 PM

What up playa?

Glad to see you're still participating in this debauchery...

You still makin' n00bs cry on here?

2/18/2009 1:12:27 PM

yeah, it snowed all morning here in Bmore, now it's just raining -- and I walked to work, self-pwnt.

2/18/2009 1:13:02 PM

Quote :

"Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML"

TRIM DAT TRIM

2/18/2009 1:13:05 PM

Quote :

"Today, my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time. When I was on top of her, she asked me if it was in yet. I said yes. She sighed. FML "

HA

Quote :

"Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML"

[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 3:59 PM. Reason : thread is relevant to my interests]

2/18/2009 3:52:27 PM

i read all of these the other day. here are my favs:

Quote :

"Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML "

Quote :

"Today I realized that my boyfriend would rather spend $1000 plus on a laptop for me than on an engagement ring. FML"

Quote :

"Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML"

Quote :

"Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"

Quote :

"Today, I gave my girlfriend non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech she tells me I have the body of a monk seal. She then takes my keys, staggers to my car, and drives away. She crashed into a tree 2 blocks later. She's fine. FML"

Quote :

"Today, the girl I love and I went to visit my parents out of state for the first time. My father grinned and acknowledged that she was a "keeper", at which she laughed and said we were "just friends". I was going to propose to her next week. FML"

Quote :

"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"

Quote :

"Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML"

Quote :

"Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML"

2/18/2009 3:56:10 PM

Quote :

"Today, at a mexican restaurant this guy had a mustache that was weird and like seperated then cam eback together. FML"

2/18/2009 3:58:06 PM

this is like the 4th thread

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/18/2009 3:59:11 PM

Quote :

"Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML"

brilliant

2/18/2009 4:02:11 PM

Quote :

"Today, the girl I love and I went to visit my parents out of state for the first time. My father grinned and acknowledged that she was a "keeper", at which she laughed and said we were "just friends". I was going to propose to her next week. FML"

thats just stupid.

2/18/2009 4:39:50 PM

Quote :

"Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML"

hahaha that kid belongs on TWW

2/18/2009 4:58:20 PM

Quote :

"OuijamnPart2 would never post this crap"

2/18/2009 4:59:57 PM

This shit is hilarious

2/18/2009 5:01:53 PM

Quote :

"Today, I walked into my room to find my mom had made my bed and done my laundry, for which I thanked her with a hug. I laid down on the bed, stretched out my arms and realized my vibrator was still under the pillow where I had left it."

See, I think that's sweet. To not say anything about it and whatnot.

2/18/2009 5:12:58 PM

Quote :

"Today, the priest was handing out red roses after church. The woman ahead of me asked for a rose. The priest said : "Sorry, we are only giving them out to single women since they didn't get any for valentines day." Then he hands one to me. This was the 1st time I have been to that church. FML"

wtf

2/18/2009 5:19:31 PM