JESUS THIS IS TAKING WAY TOO LONG



where's mah support?

2/23/2009 9:21:26 PM

i got a call from comcast today

they called me

"hi, this is comcast with an urgent message from our payment processing center.."

(PUT YOUR ASS ON HOLD FOR 9 MIUTES)

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 9:22 PM. Reason : how you going to call someone then put them on hold]

2/23/2009 9:22:36 PM

i feel you, br0

2/23/2009 9:22:48 PM

verizon CS fucking sucks
did you take the battery out of it? yes mother fucker its the first thing i did.

okay well ima tak the battery out and reboot it for you okay?
carlface ensues

2/23/2009 9:22:53 PM

$4/month off my bill, not bad

girl said "give me your 10 digit phone number"

my mind went blank... 10 digits, i thought, but its only 9 with the area code....then it hit me

2/23/2009 9:36:16 PM

your mom's taking way too long

2/23/2009 9:37:41 PM

Quote :

"verizon CS fucking sucks did you take the battery out of it? yes mother fucker its the first thing i did."

9/10 that fixes the problem you samp.

2/23/2009 9:52:33 PM

STRAIGHT CASH HOMIE

2/23/2009 9:52:40 PM

Quote :

"(PUT YOUR ASS ON HOLD FOR 9 MIUTES)"

hang the fuck up

2/23/2009 9:54:06 PM

Quote :

"10 digits, i thought, but its only 9 with the area code....then it hit me"

this is why it took so long, they help the smart people first

2/23/2009 9:54:23 PM

yeah that's question number 1 on the scripts

"are you a retard"

if he answered yes, page 2
answered no, page 15

2/23/2009 9:55:17 PM

so Hurley what did they drop from your plan?

2/23/2009 10:06:19 PM

detailed billing (useless, dont know why i bothered)
extended warranty (same reason)

2/24/2009 10:51:32 AM

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/02/05/verizon-wireless-000.html

2/24/2009 10:57:10 AM

ha, I caved and went for the BOGO offer on the storm 2 weeks ago. Fucktarded cashier forgot to even ask me if I wanted to add insurance so I had to call customer service. Luckily I was only on the phone for a total of 7 minutes.

2/24/2009 11:03:56 AM

This is why I am pissed at alltel and will soon be in cell phone hell.

FUCK YOU ALLTEL. YOU USED TO BE SO GOOD TO ME.

2/24/2009 11:05:46 AM