shouldn't my gf's chihuahua respond to my spanish???

THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!

2/24/2009 12:44:59 AM

haha

dame la taco bell!

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/24/2009 12:45:31 AM

PLATZ!

2/24/2009 12:50:45 AM

at first i was gonna say that that's ridiculous, but i guess you kinda have a point

2/24/2009 12:53:33 AM

HOW CAN I TALK TO MY BLACK CAT

2/24/2009 1:02:25 AM

My great dane makes danishes.

2/24/2009 1:14:14 AM

THREAD OF THE YEAR!!1

2/24/2009 1:48:49 AM

My siberian husky takes well to reeducation

2/24/2009 2:22:09 AM

My german shepherds herd inferior breeds onto boxcars.

2/24/2009 2:30:19 AM

My boxer lost to de la hoya by unanimous decision

2/24/2009 2:44:53 AM

my shih tzu shits too

2/24/2009 3:20:33 AM

My pugs eat a steady diet of fried rice and wontons.

They also enjoy gambling, ping pong, and being stereotyped.

2/24/2009 3:30:02 AM

my golden retriever wears a big floppy hat, a red shirt, blue suspenders, and is constantly telling me whats in "them there hills"

2/24/2009 3:33:18 AM

My siamese cat has a sideways vaginal opening.

2/24/2009 11:07:27 AM

my dog only responds to dutch commands

but that's how i trained her

2/24/2009 11:13:07 AM

My collie pops its collar.

2/24/2009 11:14:10 AM

10/10
would read again.

2/24/2009 11:15:02 AM

my pit-boxer mix is always getting cigar ashes on my poker table

2/24/2009 11:15:48 AM

10/10.

2/24/2009 11:19:00 AM

uhh... 2/10

2/24/2009 11:23:02 AM

COMO SE LLAMA, SPARKY

2/24/2009 11:25:44 AM

No need to be formal to a dog.

2/24/2009 11:26:31 AM

they will respond to whatever language you train them in

my dog does all of his tricks both by voice and by hand commands

2/24/2009 11:33:55 AM

sitz. foos. POKEN!

2/24/2009 12:09:59 PM

^^
you messed up the funny

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 12:11 PM. Reason : asdfasdf]

2/24/2009 12:10:48 PM

who asked you?

2/24/2009 12:12:04 PM

your mom. but only once.

2/24/2009 12:12:53 PM

but my mom only likes hot chicks

2/24/2009 12:13:16 PM

she does, and that's why i brought her a drop-dead-gorgeous baby chicken.

2/24/2009 12:15:56 PM

SICK BURN!!!!!!!!!

2/24/2009 12:16:52 PM

i'll hand you some aloe vera.

2/24/2009 12:17:26 PM

and you will also apply it to my supple parts

2/24/2009 12:18:05 PM

wow. supple is such a manly adjective

/offtopicthreadrambling

my old beta fish never got out of its testing phase.

2/24/2009 12:19:59 PM

I am so manly that I can use gay terms and get away with it

2/24/2009 12:21:16 PM

why is djeternal being a douchetard in every thread lately?

2/24/2009 12:22:46 PM

A better question is, why do you take the internet so seriously?

2/24/2009 12:24:03 PM

the internet is serious business.

2/24/2009 12:24:26 PM

a very good point.

2/24/2009 12:24:57 PM

Unemployment can wear on a man with a quickness.

2/24/2009 12:26:01 PM

i say take the internet seriously where it call for seriousness and sincerity.
in silly threads and troll-acceptable threads, carry on.
although, douchebags can be annoying regardless of their placement.



[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 12:26 PM. Reason : kk]

2/24/2009 12:26:08 PM

are you calling me a douchebag?

and yes, I am ready to get back to work already. unemployment is for the fucking birds

2/24/2009 12:28:21 PM

goodness no... just making an overall statement of internet propriety.

2/24/2009 12:30:56 PM

i might be falling in love with you

2/24/2009 12:41:29 PM

it's my uncanny ability to use words to form sentences :p. with a dash of wit, ego, and eloquence.

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 12:43 PM. Reason : heh]

2/24/2009 12:43:35 PM

i will need to see nudes to be sure

2/24/2009 12:44:56 PM

Quote :

"my old beta fish never got out of its testing phase."

i lol'ed

2/24/2009 1:56:16 PM

My siamese cat does not appreciate being called "oriental".

2/24/2009 2:04:29 PM

My afghan hound is always throwing acid on school girls.

2/24/2009 4:00:27 PM

hail hitler!!!!1


does the dog stand at parade rest?

2/24/2009 4:16:09 PM

scottie dogs wear kilts, and goldfish are decked out in bling.

2/24/2009 4:17:09 PM