If you were guaranteed at least 2 orgasms within 4 hours of the end of the concert?

2/24/2009 10:24:32 AM

ani defranco

2/24/2009 10:25:00 AM

how long is the concert?

i'll go to any show if i'm drunk the entire time. i'd be more likely to go if it was a bunch of chicks or something. like i'd rather go to pussy cat dolls than like usher or some bullshit.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/24/2009 10:25:51 AM

yanni

2/24/2009 10:26:31 AM

I don't have to go to a shitty concert to get 2 orgasms within 4 hours on any given night

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2/24/2009 10:27:47 AM

I don't really hate any one type of music, so I would be good for this challenge because I could faked like I hated it but still bust off 2 fat nuts at the end of the day

That said, it would probably be slipknot or one of those screaming death metal bands

2/24/2009 10:27:53 AM

i'd say tool or NIN

no talent assfucks

2/24/2009 10:29:16 AM

Rascal Flatts

2/24/2009 10:30:07 AM

mandy moore

2/24/2009 10:31:00 AM

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"i'd say tool or NIN no talent assfucks"

troll bait!

2/24/2009 10:31:03 AM

i've been to some pretty bad concerts before- but i don't think i would be able to sit through any of those teeny bopper groups like the jonnas brothers or miley or anything like that

nor any of those older fag groups like hanson or NKOTB

2/24/2009 10:31:41 AM

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"I don't really hate any one type of music, so I would be good for this challenge because I could faked like I hated it but still bust off 2 fat nuts at the end of the day That said, it would probably be slipknot or one of those screaming death metal bands"

2/24/2009 10:33:10 AM

This thread is bullshit. I can guarantee myself two orgasms any time I'm in private -- or any time I'm in public, for that matter, if I'm OK with getting arrested.

2/24/2009 10:34:54 AM

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"i'd say tool or NIN no talent assfucks"

lol but I'm sure he'll be front and center at the next rascal flatts show

2/24/2009 10:34:55 AM

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"how long is the concert?"

2/24/2009 10:36:20 AM

nah, i hate that kind of music too


but you can't honestly tell me that the two bands I mentioned put out good music or would put on a good show

2/24/2009 10:36:24 AM

I've never seen Tool play, but I went to a NIN show without owning or listening to the majority of their albums, and it was one hell of a show.

Pray tell what qualifies as 'good music' or a 'good show'

2/24/2009 10:41:42 AM

^^is a black crowes or nothing kinda guy, if that gives you any idea

2/24/2009 10:43:20 AM

both of those bands are highly known for their live shows

2/24/2009 10:44:30 AM

Any type of country music concert.

2/24/2009 10:58:17 AM

I used to hate hate hate country

but lately, my neighbors play it a lot

and coupled with weed and whiskey

its not half bad

2/24/2009 10:59:20 AM

I saw Creed for a chick once.

2/24/2009 11:06:30 AM

^^ so basically, mentally incapacitated?

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2/24/2009 11:26:51 AM

celine dion /thread

2/24/2009 11:27:26 AM

Nickelback

2/24/2009 11:36:22 AM

why does it matter?

2/24/2009 11:40:32 AM

i've been to so many horrible concerts...

Backstreet Boys
Nsync
LFO
Britney Spears
98 degrees
Yanni i actually liked that one hah
many others.

2/24/2009 11:56:09 AM

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"Nickelback"

Where I draw the line.

2/24/2009 11:57:35 AM

^

and I went to the symphony with my ex once, but the 2 orgasm nights had long stopped by then.

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2/24/2009 12:14:05 PM

lol I went to Nickelback a couple years ago beause the tickets were free and we got to go on the party bus with free Miller Lite the whole time. It was actually pretty fun.

But the worst thing I could imagine going to would be nappy roots or three 6 mafia or some other awful rap group.

2/24/2009 12:20:14 PM

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" nah, i hate that kind of music too but you can't honestly tell me that the two bands I mentioned put out good music or would put on a good show"

Tool put on the best live show I have ever seen, hands down. The amount of visual effects they put into it were mind blowing.

2/24/2009 12:29:28 PM

I think I would rather endure a country music concert or endure JT before I would get tortured at hearing Nickelback whine for 3 hours.

2/24/2009 12:35:05 PM

Jonas Brothers

2/24/2009 12:35:51 PM

^ wow dude, i would rather jerk off

2/24/2009 12:39:41 PM

i thought this was about girls getting off twice in 4 hours?

2/24/2009 12:43:19 PM

oh whatever you still tell people about it, and how they jizzed on you and you could fingerbang avril

2/24/2009 12:48:32 PM

oh snap

i would totally fingerbang Avril btw

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2/24/2009 12:50:29 PM

i was close enough to her to do so. she coned me into going and saying hey wanna go to an avril concert. i said yeah.

mid drive.... oh yeah she opening for the Jonas Brothers. i said FUCK REALLY.

pwnt stay at home

2/24/2009 12:56:45 PM

did you at least get your 2 orgasms within 4 hours of the concert?

2/24/2009 12:57:45 PM

jizz in your pants? did someone play the white note instead of the brown?

2/24/2009 1:02:12 PM

celine deon

2/24/2009 1:04:31 PM

I would not go see a band i didn't like for this.

poor ROI.

2/24/2009 1:06:52 PM

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"i was close enough to her to do so. she coned me into going and saying hey wanna go to an avril concert. i said yeah. mid drive.... oh yeah she opening for the Jonas Brothers. i said FUCK REALLY. pwnt stay at home "

lol no thats what i wanted to do, but i spilled the beans beforehand, we had vip everything and i bought the beer so it was worth it

2/24/2009 1:08:32 PM

I don't have to go to a shitty concert to get 2 orgasms within 4 hours on any given night

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 10:28 AM. Reason : a]

2/24/2009 1:13:02 PM

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"If you were guaranteed at least 2 orgasms within 4 hours of the end of the concert?"

I feel sorry for those of you who don't get this on the regular.

2/24/2009 1:18:33 PM

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"did you at least get your 2 orgasms within 4 hours of the concert? "

i dont remember

2/24/2009 1:20:18 PM

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"I would not go see a band i didn't like for this"

2/24/2009 2:13:46 PM

So i'm not seeing Hanson in here a lot. That's either because:
1. you don't think they would be the worst concert you go to
2. you don't think they are worth the sex afterwards
3. you just don't wanna say Hanson cause I might mistake that as you dropping a hint to me.

2/24/2009 2:36:14 PM

I went to Celine Dion vegas show - but had a threeway the next month. It was still just a push.

2/24/2009 2:52:43 PM

^^ the sex would have to be damn good

but i'd agree to go see Hanson before I would ever agree to see Nickleback/creed/3 doors down

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2/24/2009 2:53:50 PM