Quote :

"Just a little nugget of info for the day. Did you know that when we batch Mt. Dew in our 9,000 gallon tanks, that 6,600 gallons of the 9,000 is HFCS? Remember, kids. BRUSH YOUR TEETH! "

2/24/2009 10:41:00 PM

2/24/2009 10:41:44 PM

OMNOMNOMNOM

2/24/2009 10:41:47 PM

The guy in front of me in the grocery store bought like 10 dews, 3 different flavors.

2/24/2009 10:41:55 PM

k

2/24/2009 10:42:05 PM

Like Listerine, it needs arrive only in yellow.

2/24/2009 10:42:26 PM

mountain dew voltage is like sacred nectar

2/24/2009 10:42:30 PM

Also dentists have done studies on Mt. Dew. The damage it causes is second only to meth. (in high doses of course).

2/24/2009 10:43:19 PM

mountain dew voltage is like sacred nectar

2/24/2009 10:44:04 PM

mountain dew pitch black was like sacred nectar

2/24/2009 10:45:24 PM

did anyone see that 20/20 or whatever with diane sawyer where she went into bumfuck kentucky appalachia? those people were addicted to mtn dew, they were even putting it in baby bottles

2/24/2009 10:45:37 PM

what about that :

2/24/2009 10:48:50 PM

^indeed

2/24/2009 10:49:27 PM

Quote :

"did anyone see that 20/20 or whatever with diane sawyer where she went into bumfuck kentucky appalachia? those people were addicted to mtn dew, they were even putting it in baby bottles "

yea and then pepsi finally paid for a mobile dentist van or something

2/24/2009 10:50:30 PM

The hillbilly image speaks for itself.

2/24/2009 10:55:03 PM

Mt. Dew makes me sick after I drink it. I still drink it.

2/24/2009 10:59:18 PM

^^ It'll tickle your innards.

2/24/2009 11:13:00 PM

1. game fuel
2. voltage
3. original

2/24/2009 11:13:22 PM

sun drop is great.

2/24/2009 11:15:06 PM

More like Mountain Ew.

That is gross.

2/24/2009 11:16:21 PM

the new vault blue shit is straight up liquid gold. Add rum and ur in hillbilly heaven

2/24/2009 11:17:50 PM

I wish cans still had those pull off tabs.

2/24/2009 11:23:24 PM

Quote :

"yea and then pepsi finally paid for a mobile dentist van or something"

Definitely an instance of "doing something to save face without actually making a substantial impact"

2/24/2009 11:24:58 PM

Quote :

"Did you know that when we batch Mt. Dew in our 9,000 gallon tanks, that 6,600 gallons of the 9,000 is HFCS? "

That's true of pretty much any soft drink. (as long as it is not diet and contains HFCS)

Special places of hell are reserved for soft drink makers (as well as other junk food makers which make stuff with no redeeming qualities)

2/24/2009 11:29:07 PM

my teeth are dying a slow death from all the mt. dew I drink

2/24/2009 11:34:11 PM

for me, the invention of Dr. Pepper rendered all other soft drinks obsolete

2/24/2009 11:44:40 PM

my dentist told me if you eat a lot of crackers and pretzels it was just as bad as drinking soda

2/24/2009 11:51:21 PM

That Zach Roloff sure loves some Mountain Dew.

2/24/2009 11:52:08 PM

FUCKING CODE RED FTMFW

2/25/2009 12:13:13 AM

I LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW

2/25/2009 12:33:46 AM