ok so im at this bar with some friends and we just walked in and were getting ready to order drinks when this lady walks up to me. She says shes a hand model and needs to open up abunch of beers for a commercial but doesnt drink beer and needs practice. She had spoken with the bartender and he told her to buy abunch of 12 packs and just open them at the bar and give them to people. So I ended up drinking abunch of free beer opened up by a hand model. I tipped the bartender.

2/25/2009 8:54:06 AM

sounds like a botched hand job

2/25/2009 8:55:15 AM

i call horse pucky

2/25/2009 8:55:15 AM

fail

2/25/2009 8:56:24 AM

how hot is a hand model? you know her hands are hot, but where do they fall on overall scales?

2/25/2009 8:57:01 AM

this is seriously not a lie

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 8:57 AM. Reason : she wasnt hot but had nice hands]

2/25/2009 8:57:14 AM

2/25/2009 9:19:34 AM

how hard is it to open a beer?

2/25/2009 9:20:48 AM

^what i was thinking...

2/25/2009 9:21:00 AM

depends how many you have to open

2/25/2009 9:22:01 AM

she's a bad hand model

2/25/2009 9:22:25 AM

well i mean, if she's a hand model i'm sure they arent going to make her open 100 and rip her hands all up. but i mean, i guess i've never looked at beer opening as intensive.

now i wonder if there is a sexy way to open a beer (with your hands)

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 9:26 AM. Reason : beer, not bear]

2/25/2009 9:26:37 AM

man hands

2/25/2009 9:49:35 AM

she had a huge bottle opener that looked kinda like this



and she had to open the bottle in a fluid motion. when you watch a commercial and some hand slams a bottle on the table and rips it open, thats what she had to do. she was doing it for miller lite.

2/25/2009 9:56:09 AM

was she fat

2/25/2009 10:18:43 AM

skinny

2/25/2009 10:19:20 AM

2/25/2009 10:34:40 AM

http://tugjobs.com/

hahah nsfw

2/25/2009 10:39:38 AM

what kind of beer did she bring

2/25/2009 10:39:44 AM

http://www.boozedwomen.com

2/25/2009 10:42:00 AM

http://ashlycovington.com/

she gave me a card. thats her site.

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 11:20 AM. Reason : uh]

2/25/2009 11:12:01 AM

what

2/25/2009 11:14:11 AM

she have me a card

2/25/2009 11:17:29 AM

Did you tell her your name on the wolfweb was Dentaldamn?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/25/2009 11:18:57 AM

2/25/2009 11:37:43 AM

she has a pretty impressive resume.

I don't think it's the teeth, it's the nose.

2/25/2009 11:41:07 AM

2/25/2009 11:42:14 AM

leadbelly got stabbed in the neck in prison and it left a terrible scar that he covered with a scarf years after. but not before he took the knife from the guy who stabbed him and nearly killed him with it

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 11:44 AM. Reason : da]

2/25/2009 11:44:08 AM

I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.

2/25/2009 11:45:00 AM

^
ahhahaha

Quote :

"Hair: Brown 5'9 1/2" Size: 8 Shoe: 9 Eyes: Green Bust: 34 D Waist: 28 Hips: 38"

i'm down.



aparrently so is anthony hopkins.

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 12:00 PM. Reason : eh]

2/25/2009 11:54:36 AM

bitch

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/2/2009 12:22:46 PM

3/2/2009 2:10:08 PM

^ this guy IS legit

3/2/2009 2:16:14 PM

3/2/2009 2:16:54 PM

how legit?

3/2/2009 2:17:09 PM

3/2/2009 2:18:55 PM

My ex-gf wanted to be a hand model. She could have been one too; perfect hands, even skintone, well kept nails...that is, until I slammed her hand in the car door one time. Whoops.

3/2/2009 2:20:03 PM