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"A leading porn producer wants to help Octo Mom make ends meet by featuring her in an XXX-rated film. In a public overture to Nadya Suleman — the 33-year-old single mom who achieved notoriety when she expanded her brood to 14 with the birthing of octuplets — Vivid Video cochairman Steven Hirsch notes that the headline-maker "obviously needs income to assure that her children are secure." To that end, he is offering Suleman "up to $1 million to act in one movie." Since giving birth on Jan. 26, Suleman has come under fire from those who fear taxpayers will wind up paying her hospital tab and future expenses. Vivid's deal would also furnish Suleman with a year of health insurance for her (massive) family. "There is a tremendous amount of interest in Nadya," adds Hirsch. "We can help her capitalize on that interest and put some real cash in her bank account." Hirsch says that were Suleman to sign on, her porno would fall under the Vivid-Celeb imprint which has released racy fare featuring Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian and former soap star/Miss USA Kelli McCarty (see related video Q&A). Let's just hope the James Bond people have a certain movie title properly protected by copyright."

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Porn-Octo-Mom-1003324.aspx

Would you watch this?

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 6:15 PM. Reason : -]

2/25/2009 6:14:58 PM

It has to be a creampie right

I mean unless she gets her face blasted and a lightbulb goes off and she realizes thats what she shoulda been doing all along

2/25/2009 6:16:06 PM

Well, at least it's not Nina Hartley

2/25/2009 6:16:53 PM

iknew that sqallywag was up to no fucking good. someone just kill that bitch

2/25/2009 6:18:38 PM

I definitely want to see a porn that involves a ginormous pussy thats probably all flappy and shit.

2/25/2009 6:19:35 PM

She was artificially inseminated and had c-sections, so it might be a nice pussy.

But a nasty torso.

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 6:21 PM. Reason : -]

2/25/2009 6:20:50 PM

Well, there goes any idea of Arby's for dinner >.<

2/25/2009 6:21:39 PM

Haha, I don't care what she had regarding her pregnancies, some dick has been slung to that ass.

2/25/2009 6:21:57 PM

No matter what porno you watch, some dick has been slung to that ass.

2/25/2009 6:23:17 PM

No matter are worth watching unless they are debuting.

2/25/2009 6:24:18 PM

I would do it for a million dollar bucks.

2/25/2009 6:25:55 PM

You'd do ti for free then.

2/25/2009 6:29:08 PM

You guys are worried about what the pussy looks like?

I don't even want to imagine what her STOMACH looks like now.

2/25/2009 6:29:19 PM

Rule 34 at work.

2/25/2009 6:30:19 PM

Her tits probably look like giant nut sacks with a burnt grape for the nipple.

2/25/2009 6:31:00 PM

I'd hit watch it.

2/25/2009 6:31:34 PM

^^nice

2/25/2009 6:32:14 PM

Now in HD!

2/25/2009 6:32:18 PM

What's rule 34

2/25/2009 6:32:39 PM

Now in 3D!

Rule 34: If you can think of it, there's a porn about it.

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 6:33 PM. Reason : -]

2/25/2009 6:32:50 PM

I'd watch it if it were free, and just to see if I'm right.

2/25/2009 6:33:38 PM

She'll probably have the tummy tuck first before feeding her children.

2/25/2009 6:34:09 PM

2/25/2009 6:37:14 PM

you'd have to pay me that much to hit that. I might see if i can push all those kids back up in there while I'm at it.

2/25/2009 7:00:45 PM

Quote :

"Rule 34"

I have yet to see a porn of a guy fucking a parrot, and I refuse to believe one exists.

2/25/2009 7:02:38 PM

^
Welcome to Rule 35

2/25/2009 7:03:46 PM

I would watch

2/25/2009 7:03:53 PM

the hospital will not release the children until her living situation improves.

that said, she's gonna do the video.

there has been such a backlash against this woman that her publicist dropped her.

2/25/2009 7:29:40 PM

Her lawyer dropped her after numerous death threats.

2/25/2009 7:32:35 PM

2/25/2009 7:38:51 PM

2/25/2009 9:44:02 PM

it'd be a disgusting p0rn, but she'd be able to adequately raise her family.


BTW: Can her kids still be legally aborted? I thought Obama supported something similar to that.

2/25/2009 9:45:49 PM

I don't think it works that way.

2/26/2009 12:10:02 AM

that trash will snatch it right up

2/26/2009 12:12:20 AM

she looks kinda like emilyncsu

2/26/2009 12:14:32 AM

the fatnosed gook?

2/26/2009 12:15:05 AM

yeah, and she is 150% bitch

2/26/2009 12:19:01 AM

they could get all kinky and blindfold her with dental floss

2/26/2009 12:20:26 AM

that pussy's probably all blown out. i cooch is mangled, B. fucking mangle pie.

2/26/2009 1:00:17 AM

Quote :

"Martha Volchok relates, “I observed all of my bowel movements and studied them as a scientist would. After my first cleanse, I got out just what Dr. Jensen showed in his book, Tissue Cleansing Through Bowel Management. Not only that, but popcorn kernels came out and I hadn’t eaten any popcorn in years! Having something come out after all those years gave me more faith in Dr. Jensen’s work. I reasoned that if the popcorn was that old, how old was the rest of the stuff coming out? Surely some of it was from that same time period.” “My conclusion is that I am lifting off the intestinal wall a thickened layer that has accumulated quite like what happens to the plumbing in our homes. Over time any tube/pipe/intestine that has material going over it daily begins to have a build-up. Only we need our intestines to be as free of that as possible for the best, healthiest functioning. Of course, I cannot say for sure just exactly what is happening, but I can judge by the resultant great feelings that in fact I have done something truly positive for my health.” “Whenever I do my yearly cleanse now, I see clearly the striations on the outside of my stools that reflect the same indentations from different parts of the intestinal wall; both small and large (colon). Could this be an actual thin layer that had accumulated directly on the intestinal lining? These markings are never present on my everyday bowel movements. The stool from my colon cleanse has a thin, outer layer that is decidedly a different, deeper color than the inside of the stool. It is also much firmer and cannot be pulled apart, whereas the inner portion of the stool looks remarkably like the Toxin Absorber™ drink and it is possible to pull apart easily (see photo below).” (read complete "

2/26/2009 1:01:24 AM

I wonder what they're going to pay the person who has to fuck that hallway

2/26/2009 1:02:14 AM

less than what theyd pay them to do gay porn

2/26/2009 1:05:19 AM

okay

so whos posting the picture of the guy fucking a parrot

2/26/2009 1:11:51 AM

Quote :

"I hadn’t eaten any popcorn in years!"

I can't go years without popcorn. I can barely go days without popcorn.

2/26/2009 6:59:37 AM

Quote :

"so whos posting the picture of the guy fucking a parrot"

2/26/2009 7:02:50 AM

I hope she chooses to do this.

At least that way the taxpayers will be given some relief from her fucking profligacy.

2/26/2009 7:31:58 AM

aha, that would suck to grow up...and someone show you a porn of your mom getting cockslapped, railed, and nutted on/in

2/26/2009 7:54:11 AM

Octopussy. I get it.

2/26/2009 8:07:03 AM

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2/26/2009 8:12:22 AM