i start objectifying women

This has been a big business presentation.

[Edited on February 26, 2009 at 10:41 PM. Reason : hit it amac]

2/26/2009 10:41:20 PM

HIT IT AMAC

2/26/2009 10:43:17 PM

Quote :

"SPAGHETTI JOCK STRAP"

2/27/2009 12:20:10 AM

im leanin to the left

2/27/2009 12:22:10 AM

wait, what?

2/27/2009 12:22:11 AM

I want to fight people

2/27/2009 12:22:46 AM

i actually speak out loud what i am thinking

2/27/2009 12:23:59 AM

i actually think inside what i am saying

2/27/2009 1:00:27 AM

I can actually talk to people

2/27/2009 1:04:36 AM

Quote :

"I can actually talk to people"

Quote :

"i actually speak out loud what i am thinking"

FML

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/27/2009 1:17:56 AM

FML

2/27/2009 1:18:35 AM

I feel good-looking.

2/27/2009 1:44:41 AM

strait line

2/27/2009 1:45:23 AM

...I'm having to think about how to use my own feet.

2/27/2009 1:47:58 AM

I make embarassing threads

2/27/2009 2:11:56 AM

at least when you make threads you spell words right

2/27/2009 2:54:46 AM

when i don't want to fight people.

2/27/2009 3:28:55 AM

fourty

2/27/2009 5:44:55 AM

i act in real life like i do on tww

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/27/2009 3:35:54 PM

i start considering fat chicks.

2/27/2009 3:36:25 PM

THE CARLTON CHARACTER AND ALEX MACK'S SISTER

2/27/2009 3:40:06 PM

I'm willing to dance.

2/27/2009 3:42:15 PM

I start making terrible threads.

Like this one...

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=559616

[Edited on February 27, 2009 at 3:44 PM. Reason : asdf]

2/27/2009 3:44:07 PM

my skin turns green and my muscle start to grow

2/27/2009 4:19:48 PM

alex mack's sister is epic

2/27/2009 4:22:39 PM

My legs go numb.
And then my cheeks do.
And then my arms get heavy.
And then I actually start saying the things I normally hold back.
And then I get quiet.
And then I drink more and things snowball downhill very quickly

2/27/2009 4:25:50 PM

my face gets hot and i start telling people how much i love them

2/27/2009 5:47:49 PM

^Hey, come over and drink tonight <3

2/27/2009 5:48:56 PM

don't go! there is way too much alcohol in her house.

2/27/2009 5:51:09 PM

2/27/2009 5:51:46 PM

I sing total eclipse of the heart at Karaoke

2/27/2009 5:52:26 PM

but if you do go, you should all take a field trip to my house.

2/27/2009 5:52:26 PM

...?

2/27/2009 5:54:06 PM

uhm. . .because i am the awesome sauce.

*smack*
Duh.

2/27/2009 5:54:56 PM

cant make it tonight, i actually kinda have plans

2/27/2009 5:56:29 PM

I know i'm drunk when I post on TWW.

2/27/2009 9:35:15 PM

haha my legs and face are numb

2/27/2009 10:44:27 PM

Quote :

"at least when you make threads you spell words right"

this shouldn't be an issue. drunk or not. haha

2/27/2009 11:13:20 PM

i take all my clothes off

2/27/2009 11:13:41 PM

2/27/2009 11:46:45 PM

the porch railing and/or wall is the only thing keeping me from hitting the deck

2/28/2009 12:57:16 AM

I try to hook up with anything that holds still long enough for me to get my grubby paws on them.

2/28/2009 12:58:21 AM

i'm riding my gf's roommate's bicycle through their dorm room and am overly excited by the fact that it has a head light

i pass out in a swing outside my dorm and wake up soaking wet when it wasn't raining when i passed out and it's not raining when i woke up

i use excessive hand gestures to get my point across:



[Edited on February 28, 2009 at 1:02 AM. Reason : mas]

2/28/2009 12:59:31 AM

My pants start to fall off and I don't even try to pull them back up. Just let them hit the floor. Even if I am outside.

2/28/2009 1:01:47 AM

I become even cooler than I usually am.

2/28/2009 1:13:27 AM