Quote :

"I get this hankering two to three times a week. It's generally a reminder that I've forgotten to eat that day. Most of the time, I eat a few boxes of pasta with a couple sticks of butter, and the hankering goes away. Other times, I find a reason to celebrate like, say, a new episode of one of my favorite TV shows or maybe I've made a good decision recently like showering. Skip the food and head straight to the store for a case of beer. Then I drink it, throw up in the sink, and piss the bed. THEN I spend the next three days cleaning up after myself and recovering from my hangover--this involves, you guessed it, a few boxes of pasta and couple sticks of butter."

Thank you for this post.

2/27/2009 10:19:46 PM

2/27/2009 10:20:31 PM

yeah, Bridget is cool

I prefer her to the majority of you people

2/27/2009 10:47:53 PM

she's alright, for a curvaceous stoner

2/27/2009 10:48:32 PM

pics or this dint happen

2/27/2009 10:50:39 PM

Thanks, y'all!

2/28/2009 1:46:34 AM

and she has a cavernous vagina you can go spelunking in

2/28/2009 1:48:34 AM

BridgetSPK has long been one of my favorite tdubbers

2/28/2009 1:49:46 AM

About as naive as one can get, but otherwise a pretty cool person.

2/28/2009 1:52:17 AM

sup

5/22/2014 1:20:47 PM

signed!

5/22/2014 1:24:03 PM

she aight

5/22/2014 1:28:11 PM

5/22/2014 1:49:21 PM

Thanks, guys. I actually appreciate the appreciation. So this is nice.

^^^^Hey!

5/22/2014 7:19:56 PM

I want to see her butthole before either one of us dies

5/22/2014 7:34:51 PM

I'm afraid I reached my max for tolerating sexual remarks. I read it and didn't like it.

So I'll take no appreciation from here on out.

5/22/2014 9:37:59 PM

5/22/2014 9:40:41 PM

Quote :

"About as naive as one can get, but otherwise a pretty cool person. "

She's not naive, she's just hopeful. theres a difference...

5/23/2014 1:05:27 AM

sup

2/14/2015 7:36:03 PM

Would riggida-riggida-wreck it.

2/14/2015 7:37:44 PM

You're in luck--I'm almost officially looking for a new partner!

So all my "friendly" offers to meet for wings should now definitely be received as lame attempts at sex.

[Edited on February 14, 2015 at 8:24 PM. Reason : I love talking about myself waaay too much.]

2/14/2015 8:20:01 PM

I appreciate her.

2/14/2015 9:20:17 PM

^Appreciation reciprocated!

2/15/2015 2:42:16 PM

Don't turn this into an AT&T commercial.

2/15/2015 2:49:59 PM

I don't watch enough TV to get the joke, but I'm smiling regardless.

2/15/2015 4:56:28 PM