I'm trying to lift a sheet of paper with my mind. Been trying this all morning.


Anyone did this successfully yet?

2/28/2009 10:38:37 AM

you have to start with small stuff and then work your way up to heavier stuff. It is like weight lifting for your mind. Gradually it will get stronger.

2/28/2009 10:39:26 AM

wow, if that was true the world would be a pretty wacky place

2/28/2009 10:40:17 AM

I think Yoda offered a pretty good leasson on Star Wars, you should go pick it up a copy.



Since you're not real and all.

2/28/2009 10:41:22 AM

Which star wars movie?

2/28/2009 10:43:19 AM

Episode 7

2/28/2009 10:44:58 AM

it is really difficult for me. I don't know about you. After about 7 months of moving smaller object like paperclips and pencil erasers, the heaviest objects I am able to move are 3 AA batteries at one time. I don't know how much they weigh but I end up straining my ability until I get a headache. Good luck, man.

2/28/2009 10:55:45 AM

girls are pretty good at making a dick rise.

sorry i could not not say it.

2/28/2009 11:09:01 AM

if we are going that route, I think some guys can as well.

[Edited on February 28, 2009 at 11:11 AM. Reason : I am watching The Brady Bunch.]

2/28/2009 11:10:23 AM

I was thinking about that right after I posted and yes that too.

2/28/2009 11:11:29 AM

2/28/2009 11:11:43 AM

Quote :

"I'm trying to lift a sheet of paper with my mind. Been trying this all morning. Anyone did this successfully yet? "

Interference from your internet connection is preventing you from doing this. Trust me.. Took me a few years to figure this out. So I called up my ISP, cancelled my account and within a few days I was able to lift small light weight objects. Im serious. You should cancel you internet ASAP and you'll start to see results in a few days.

2/28/2009 11:14:37 AM

you gotta get mad at your parents first. were you neglected as a child?

2/28/2009 11:17:34 AM

WHY DOES THIS THREAD EXIST

lmao @ it though

2/28/2009 11:18:52 AM

There is no spoon.

2/28/2009 11:20:33 AM

if blood's not coming out of your nose and tear ducts you're not trying hard enough

2/28/2009 11:22:19 AM

Believe it or not, I had that happen the first time I tried to move one of Maya's puff snacks. I stopped trying for about a month and then decided to take the "I am the spoon" approach.

2/28/2009 11:24:26 AM

I've done this once.

2/28/2009 11:40:45 AM

why don't you move yourself to the fucking shithole?

2/28/2009 11:41:03 AM

Quote :

"I think Yoda offered a pretty good leasson on Star Wars, you should go pick it up a copy. Since you're not real and all."

hahahaha

2/28/2009 11:52:25 AM

I try to exert the full force of my mind
On all the atoms of my body
So that they will mix
And rearrange
And fit exactly exactly all the holes in that wall
I try to walk through it
I try to walk through
I try to walk through the wall

Diggin' a hole
Diggin' a hole through the brick wall
I am making an example of them!
I am punishing the atoms!
I am punishing the atoms
I am making an example of them
An object lesson
A thing

2/28/2009 1:01:53 PM

I can make my penis move upward by thinking about naked women

that's about as far as my telekinesis goes

2/28/2009 1:16:33 PM

the next step.

2/28/2009 1:23:20 PM

I, too, can move objects with my mind

2/28/2009 1:31:28 PM

Wasn't able to accomplish this, but I was pretty in tune today.


piece.

3/1/2009 3:52:03 AM

my mind tells my arm to reach for shit when i want to move it

mind boggling...

also sometimes it goes all creative-like and tells my leg to kick at things

3/1/2009 9:08:50 AM