My roommate and I are wondering how much Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife Beth's tits weigh.

He said 20 pounds and I'm thinking more like 20 a piece.



http://www.jenisfamous.com/uploaded_images/1-719684.jpg

3/4/2009 10:04:35 PM

i'd say you're right

3/4/2009 10:07:03 PM

that what you got?

3/4/2009 10:07:55 PM

a gallon of water weighs 8.34 lb/gal

so, do you think her jugs are 2.5 gallons each?

3/4/2009 10:08:42 PM

mine are probably a nickle a piece compare to her's

3/4/2009 10:08:58 PM

They likely do not weight nearly that much.

An internet search said that the average breast only weighs like 1 lb each.

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 10:10 PM. Reason : .]

3/4/2009 10:10:01 PM

that picture is probably the best of her i've seen

i liked on the one episode where she got her shoes for her wedding at the stripper store, classy

3/4/2009 10:10:35 PM

dont you big boobied girls get those things weighed at the boobie doc?

3/4/2009 10:11:52 PM

Quote :

"a gallon of water weighs 8.34 lb/gal so, do you think her jugs are 2.5 gallons each?"

-10 pts

failure to list the approximation of water as an incompressible fluid

3/4/2009 10:11:55 PM

There is a boobie doc?

And NO.

3/4/2009 10:12:29 PM

assume: water is incompressible

3/4/2009 10:12:42 PM

on a side note, I will offer my services to help any females discover the weight of their boobs


and any other boob-related inquiries that you might have

3/4/2009 10:12:57 PM

someone give me an answer. her nipples may weigh 1 pound a piece...

3/4/2009 10:13:59 PM

nm

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 10:17 PM. Reason : ha....1lb a piece? Are you serious? I get more back problems than 1 lb a piece. correction I guess.]

3/4/2009 10:15:35 PM

ok i had a breast reduction in 01 and i think i had like 5 llbs removed... to be honest i can't remember if that was from each breast or from both... i believe from both.... i was a 34FF and her tits look bigger then mine were..... so I'm just gonna take an educated guess and say 8llbs a pieces.... if those bitches are fake i have no idea b/c i'm sure saline weighs differently than booby meat

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 10:18 PM. Reason : if it was 5 llbs a piece i'd say more like 25 pounds or so....]

3/4/2009 10:16:06 PM

http://www.mynippon.com/nao/pictures_2.htm#39.%20%20How%20I%20can%20find%20how%20much%20my%20breasts%20weigh?

3/4/2009 10:16:14 PM

Quote :

"booby meat"

you mean fat?

3/4/2009 10:16:44 PM

I am aroused O_o

3/4/2009 10:17:03 PM

same difference

3/4/2009 10:17:16 PM

Quote :

"An internet search said that the average breast only weighs like 1 lb each."

Pretty sure her boobs aren't anywhere near the average breast size.

3/4/2009 10:17:31 PM

I'd say her tits more likely weight 20 lbs each

3/4/2009 10:17:58 PM

now we are talking.

we need pics from you ladies so we can ponder an accurate comparison.

3/4/2009 10:17:58 PM

Quote :

"1lb a piece? Are you serious? I get more back problems than 1 lb a piece. correction I guess."

Yeah, I was surprised too. But it was one of those articles that was all like 'boobie myths' and most women think their breasts are 5 lbs a piece, but it's really more like 1.

3/4/2009 10:18:54 PM

This chick is holding a five pound loaf of fat. I'd guess her titties are like three or four fat loafs, but definitely not eight.

3/4/2009 10:18:56 PM

i have 3 pounds of throbbing manhood for beth the bounty hunter...

3/4/2009 10:22:55 PM

I'm going to guess around 15-20 total

no way that they're individually each that much

3/4/2009 10:24:41 PM

^ your opinion is not valid in this thread, Ms. Itty Bitty Titty

3/4/2009 10:25:28 PM

^^^ She'd swallow you alive.

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 10:28 PM. Reason : l]

3/4/2009 10:25:33 PM

agreed

3/4/2009 10:37:40 PM

Lets see....now, I had 4lbs taken out of each of mine, and mine were probably half the size hers are...so I'm going to estimate each of hers are probably around 8 or 9 lbs. So that's my guess.

3/4/2009 10:51:37 PM

Quote :

"a gallon of water weighs 8.34 lb/gal so, do you think her jugs are 2.5 gallons each?"

Quote :

"failure to list the approximation of water as an incompressible fluid"

Both of these made me lol. The first one because breast meat density does not equal water's density. And the second because water is only incompressible in an undergraduate level fluids class.

3/4/2009 11:02:18 PM

yeah, that's why you should list it as an "approximation"

3/4/2009 11:04:06 PM

Ick.

I keep clicking, forgetting I've read the thread, and hoping there's something I can help with, but it's just that monster.

3/4/2009 11:04:26 PM

^^^its comments like these that give us engineers a bad name

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 11:07 PM. Reason : .]

3/4/2009 11:07:33 PM

I'm telling you guys, those titties can't be much more than three or four 5 lb loaves of fat.

3/4/2009 11:16:44 PM

I did some research for the "Record-Breaking Breasts" thread a month ago. I am just going to repost my post from there. If there are red xs, click on the websites linked to see them.


1) (natural) Rachel Aldana: 21 yo, 32JJ, but seem to be bigger. 5.5 lbs each.

message_topic.aspx?topic=506074 (20+ pics)






2) (natural) Norma Stitz (black chick): 56WW, and are the world's largest tits (28 lbs each). Below you will also see pics of the largest breasts ever. They weighed in at 44 pounds each, and had circumference of 33 inches.

http://www.normastitz.com/
http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/breasts.htm (pic)
http://www.bigbreastarchive.com/alphabetical/misc2/misc29.html (pics)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norma_Stitz

Wikipedia says 120XXX-50-60 for Norma Stitz (56WW on one of the other links above)










3) (augmented) Maxi Mounds: 42M-26-36, 20 lbs each

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxi_Mounds (pic)
http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/ebreasts.htm (pic)
http://hiboobs.com/archives/2008/07/a-certificate-for-big-boobs (pics)

Quote :

"Mounds holds the Guinness World Record for the "World's Largest Augmented Breasts".[1] She approached Guinness in August 2003, but the category did not yet exist. After creating the category, Guinness contacted her to request documentation of her measurements. She was presented with an official certificate that reads: Maxi Mounds (USA) was measured at Sarasota, Florida, USA, on 4 February 2005 and found to have an under breast measurement of 91.44 cm (36 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 153.67 cm (60.5 in). She currently wears a US size 42M bra (UK 42J)"

4) (augmented) Chelsea Charms: 153XXX-23-34, according to her website. 26 lbs each.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Charms
http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/ebreasts.htm (pic)

Quote :

"Charms achieved her large breasts through the use of polypropylene string breast implants. The string implants irritate the breast pocket which, in turn, promotes the production of fluid. The fluid is absorbed by the implant, resulting in continuous, gradual growth of the breast. The initial string content was equivalent to 2500cc. Her doctor estimates the growth has increased the size of each breast to over 7000cc."

5) (augmented) Minka: 44KK-23-35, 13.5 lbs each

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minka_(porn_star)






6) (natural) Chloe Rogers: 19 yo with 34KK

http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16471562&method=full&siteid=93463&headline=record-breakkers---name_page.html

3/4/2009 11:31:54 PM

i actually have some minka porn.

its mediocre

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/4/2009 11:33:23 PM

So, I would say 8-10 lbs each for whoever the OP is talking about, if augmented.

If natural, 5-7 lbs.

3/4/2009 11:33:56 PM

For comparison

3/4/2009 11:36:56 PM

Based on that pic, I would say 8 lbs each, MAX (assuming augmented).

3/4/2009 11:38:15 PM

5.5 lbs each

3/5/2009 12:30:00 AM

6.9 lbs a piece...amirite???

3/5/2009 12:43:32 AM

woah woah woah... they fucking roll deep WEARING THE DOG SHIRTS?!

That's just baller.

3/5/2009 12:53:39 AM