I have a hot date this weekend. I don't think there will be any nookie, but the question is this:

Should I trim the bushes?

3/25/2009 12:33:25 AM

I have a hot [maybe] date this weekend tomorrow. I don't think there will be any nookie, but the question is this:

Should I trim the bushes?

3/25/2009 12:34:15 AM

you should always keep yourself adequately manscaped

you never know when a situation will present itself, and you don't want to be caught off guard

3/25/2009 12:34:40 AM

this is where i ask myself... WWJFKD?

he had all the bitches

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3/25/2009 12:36:15 AM

I recently forgot to use a gaurd when I went for the bushes

that shit is itchy

3/25/2009 12:37:04 AM

ftw

3/25/2009 12:38:00 AM

do you use the same blade to shave your junk as you do your face?

3/25/2009 12:38:40 AM

hey evan can u trim my pubes plz...i want to see how a pro does it

3/25/2009 12:38:51 AM

^^hell no son, dat's turrble
get a bodygroomer, you'll never look back

^considering the things you revealed in that "sickly people" thread, i don't ever want to touch you. ever.

3/25/2009 12:39:54 AM

shaving your balls: is anyone else terrified they'll cut their balls open everytime you shave your junk?

3/25/2009 12:40:46 AM

^: see ^^

3/25/2009 12:41:11 AM

hey evan if someone is gay once does that make them gay forever?

3/25/2009 12:41:36 AM

what does "gay once" mean?

3/25/2009 12:42:04 AM

bodygroomer... interesting

3/25/2009 12:42:20 AM

like let a dude stick a cock at the entrance of your booty hole or giving a tug job..u know, gay things

3/25/2009 12:42:55 AM

you're only gay if you exclusively find men sexually attractive.

3/25/2009 12:43:31 AM

so that doesnt even make me bi or what? not that it happened to me etc

3/25/2009 12:44:05 AM

what exactly are you questioning here--what did you do, exactly? We need to know, to make a decision.

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 12:44 AM. Reason : ]

3/25/2009 12:44:05 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2030-Professional-BodyGrooming/dp/B001E0C9LI/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1237956235&sr=1-5

^^experimentation alone does not determine one's sexual orientation.

3/25/2009 12:44:23 AM

you can drive trucks your whole life.

you suck one dick, you're a fag forever

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3/25/2009 12:44:43 AM

Quote :

"Water Resistant & Maintenance free: Self-sharpening blades never need lubrication"

3/25/2009 12:45:18 AM

lolol



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=

everything you'd ever need.


i used to use a fusion razor, ditched it for the panasonic. you won't believe how close of a shave that thing gives you - the reviews are completely true.

3/25/2009 12:47:41 AM

bout to smoke a fag i think

3/25/2009 12:49:00 AM

i'm fine with the fusion for my face, gets close enough and doesn't ever cut there.

on my junk however, i've never been cut but i'm scurred.

3/25/2009 12:50:20 AM

The actual junk gets a mach3.

3/25/2009 12:52:01 AM

i'm tellin' ya... i used to be the same way.

not having to buy replacement blades + it's self cleaning so you basically have a new razor every time you shave + just as close as my fusion = ftw.

also, i don't think it's even possible to cut yourself with the bodygroom... i haven't...

get them shits son!

3/25/2009 12:53:51 AM

once disposables are not good enough for the face i save them to shave my ballsack

3/25/2009 12:55:13 AM

That sounds very dumb.

3/25/2009 12:57:34 AM

that's the most retarded thing you've said all night, dnl.

3/25/2009 12:58:08 AM

^^^i give my junk a fresh new one

i might buy this shit over the summer when i have money again

3/25/2009 12:58:15 AM

when's your birthday?

i'll buy you a bodygroom [no homo] [as creepy as that sounds]

3/25/2009 1:00:47 AM

lolol next year

3/25/2009 1:01:10 AM

yall player haters act like i get coug on the reg...i trim my shit like fo times a yur

3/25/2009 1:02:42 AM

^well that's even more sad.

i think i'd kill myself if i only got it 4 times a year.

3/25/2009 1:03:34 AM

oh yall trim everytime u get booty? i just trim cause it gets really thick and gross

3/25/2009 1:05:03 AM

i trim usually once a week to prepare for events that take place in aforementioned week.

3/25/2009 1:05:51 AM

i got 32 different combinations of cologne and body wash i could use

3/25/2009 1:07:41 AM

i have like 10 colognes, but i use unscented bodywash

3/25/2009 1:08:39 AM

^^that's even worse

people should have to get up close to you to even smell you... if this isn't the case, you're doin' it wrong.

pick one good cologne per day, but keep many on hand. apply it very sparingly. don't use scented body wash.

if there is one thing that makes me sick more than people who smell bad due to bad hygeine, it's people that smell bad due to cheap scents and combinations of scents

3/25/2009 1:08:40 AM

??

are you insinuating i cant get a hot lady near me?

3/25/2009 1:09:46 AM

shave it 2x a week and trim every 2 weeks. Long hair smells.

3/25/2009 1:09:48 AM

i think if i got that bodygroom i'd shave my junk more often. i feel freer

3/25/2009 1:45:02 AM

2x per week is pretty extreme for a guy

3/25/2009 1:45:28 AM

it starts to itch after a while

3/25/2009 1:46:44 AM

2x per week is pretty extreme for a guy

3/25/2009 1:46:58 AM

hey how often do u use mouthwash no homo

3/25/2009 1:59:33 AM

hardly ever

3/25/2009 2:06:11 AM

Yea, I've never been a big fan of mouthwash, always forget to buy it too

3/25/2009 2:06:56 AM

hmmm see that surprises me cause i'd figure you the type that would love mouthwash no homo...idk i figured yall were super up-kempt etc

3/25/2009 2:13:30 AM

set em up

3/25/2009 2:14:37 AM