WTF, MATE


http://sorry-mom.com/

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"A friend and I decided to take a drunken ride home to this dude and his friend because he only had a bicycle. I would have probably sexed anyone that night, as I hadn’t drank or had sex in 2 months; and had tested clean short after. Not only did coyote ugly set in like rigor mortis the next morning, but this week I found out that he some how managed to bless me with double dose of std. Next time I’ll designate a sober cock blocker."

3/25/2009 7:09:40 PM

10/10 material, b

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 7:19 PM. Reason : ]

3/25/2009 7:10:36 PM

bahahahaha

3/25/2009 7:18:06 PM

11/10 would read again, but thats not me. In fact thanks for thinking of me. I think thats the 2nd thread you have made about me.

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" but surely you can find somewhere else to hang out OFF my nuts, kthnx! "

-BigBlueRam

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 7:43 PM. Reason : Wait, why are you looking at a site about dudez banging other d00dz?]

3/25/2009 7:41:44 PM

the site isn't about dudes banging other dudes dumbass

3/25/2009 7:44:03 PM

with a site that fucking retarded it might as well be about it

3/25/2009 7:46:56 PM

look, this is a public health concern... no time for cover ups. nicklepickle might have got dat die slow too.

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 9:41 PM. Reason : same patchy red facial hair, rides a bike, hmmmmm]

3/25/2009 9:40:11 PM

Like I said before.

3/25/2009 9:45:04 PM

yeah, if i was you i'd be grabbing my nuts too for fear of them falling off. better get that shit checked man!

3/26/2009 1:10:37 AM

And he paints his toenails

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3/26/2009 2:14:27 AM

^^outstanding comeback

3/26/2009 11:13:26 AM

hey look, another bigblueram thread about ragged

3/26/2009 9:37:22 PM

with all of these flirtations mounting via threads for each other when are u all just gonna get it over with and go on a date

3/27/2009 1:09:41 PM

ttt

4/9/2009 5:46:58 PM

lmao, always knew he was a faggot

4/9/2009 7:23:50 PM

Not sure what's gayer, driving drunk or being infatuated with a guy that drives drunk.

4/9/2009 8:24:57 PM

the fact that these two homos ride my nuts and flirt with me is the gay part.
im not saying im just say[ing]. -bob dumas

looks like im doing a good job here, and ill continue to keep up the good work



[Edited on April 10, 2009 at 2:47 PM. Reason : -]

4/9/2009 8:35:09 PM

he even has faggot ass gifs on call, good thing he got the aids though, maybe he won't be around that much longer

4/10/2009 7:23:49 AM

Future Darwin award winner.

4/10/2009 11:34:12 AM

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"Future Darwin award winner."

4/11/2009 7:34:55 AM