Facts, not opinions, to minimize the flame war. Personally, I am curious to know what tdub thinks they know and I'm bored/want some humor.

If this carries on well enough I'll list truth from fiction.

HAVE A BLAST DUB

4/2/2009 8:31:21 PM

4/2/2009 8:33:37 PM

i'll get right on this

[Edited on April 2, 2009 at 8:37 PM. Reason : ]

4/2/2009 8:36:20 PM

is it a fact that you have good music taste?

4/2/2009 8:37:14 PM

didn't you wet the bed at somepoint in the recent past?

4/2/2009 8:38:42 PM

Didn't you used to be called trapezius, and there was some huge scandal or something?

4/2/2009 8:39:18 PM

Some of the buttons didn't work, and I kept hearing random beeps and stuff whenever I tried to call anyone. So I knocked it against my shoe a few times, and tried it again; now HALF the buttons didn't work. At this point I just started beating the shit out of it...I stomped on it a few times, then punted it and let it drop onto a hard linoleum floor. After all this, NONE of the buttons worked.

Anyway, I gave it a try today, and it works fine.

4/2/2009 8:41:21 PM

you are a nutritionist
you are a nerd
you are either Persian, Iraqi, Arab, Pakistani, Afghani, or Indian. Middle Eastern? Canadian?
you are a father

4/2/2009 8:41:31 PM

^^nm, still not funny though

[Edited on April 2, 2009 at 8:42 PM. Reason : .]

4/2/2009 8:42:18 PM

you posted your phone number

and I called it

4/2/2009 10:01:28 PM

Quote :

"is it a fact that you have good music taste?"

Good music taste or otherwise is opinion. Of course, I think I have good taste in music. But, I listen mostly to electronic/instrumental music, so I am limited in what I listen to (65% trance, 20% techno, 5% lounge/chillout/instrumental, 5% eurodance, 3% classical, 2% other, which includes rock, pop, country, and hip-hop). But a lot of people look down on and/or can't appreciate trance, so in their eyes I have bad taste.

I am going to do this a bit differently from the fuzzy fruit. Instead of just sorting the statements, I will also expand upon them, not only because there is a lot of misinformation on the TWWs about me, but also so you can learn more about me!


FACT

Yes, I slightly wet the bed ~7 years ago because I dreamt I was peeing and the mind made it real (and it didn't help that I had a very full bladder), not because I have weak bladder control; my PC muscles are actually very strong, and I quickly stopped the flow after a second or less.

Yes, I was trapezius and had many many e-fights all the time. I was suspended for a week for calling zeitgeist a "dumb blond", and then terminated for saying it again after being unsuspended.

If nerd means I like to learn different things, then yes, I am a nerd. However, I am not your typical nerd; I failed 4 courses as an undergrad, and 1 course as a grad student, because I am a slacker and because I wasn't into the material being covered (the courses were damn easy... I could easily have had A's in all of them).

Yes, I am either Persian, Iraqi, Arab, Pakistani, Afghani, or Indian.

Yes, I am a father!

Yes, I did post my number, and you did call it! (although, I can't remember the circumstances or the details surrounding those shenanigans)



FICTION

I am a nutritionist. FACT: I am a qualified personal trainer, and know a lot about nutrition on my own, and one day hope to have my own nutritional consulting business and a gym.

4/2/2009 10:13:37 PM

I only call you a nerd bc of your replies on here and also your sn is def nerdy!!

4/3/2009 12:49:09 PM

i heard you were about to make me a nutrition/work out program

[Edited on April 3, 2009 at 12:51 PM. Reason : ]

4/3/2009 12:50:20 PM

you either use to, or currently live in saudi arabia

[Edited on April 3, 2009 at 12:51 PM. Reason : lol at punchmonks guess of like all of asia]

4/3/2009 12:50:44 PM

i heard that you like hot cocoa

4/3/2009 12:53:31 PM

You like numbers WAY too much...

4/3/2009 12:54:24 PM

you like dodges?

4/3/2009 12:54:42 PM

So, you pissed in the bed?

10/18/2013 10:57:49 PM

skinny - has a google+ account

10/18/2013 10:59:35 PM

i know you take an inordinate amount of shit on here

10/18/2013 11:05:05 PM

You smelled someones underwear at some point.

Said underwear belonged to a man.

You think rape is a bigger problem in the USA than it is in Saudi Arabia.

Quote :

"my PC muscles are actually very strong"

Oh wow, I'm sure all the manish looking women on this site are fucking swooning right now.

Quote :

"I could easily have had A's in all of them"

...could have

10/18/2013 11:15:11 PM

you are a raghead terrorist nigger

10/18/2013 11:15:13 PM

Quote :

"Yes, I was trapezius and had many many e-fights all the time. I was suspended for a week for calling zeitgeist a "dumb blond", and then terminated for saying it again after being unsuspended."

or it could be:

Quote :

"Najeeb was terminated for completely going apeshit and wanting to get eveyrone arrested."

Quote :

"I know the deal with him. Basically, some people threatened to kill him or something and there was this spray painting at the tunnel with his phone number that said "For gay sex call (his real name) and (his real number). So then he proceeded to tell public safety and he got suspended for a while from here...then one night as soon as he got unsuspended he started talking more shit and he got terminated in just a few hours. All you have to do is examine the posting history of trapezius if you want to know more."

Quote :

"I just talked to Campus Police for about 15 minutes, and I gave them the URL of TWW, and the links to the following two threads:"

[Edited on October 18, 2013 at 11:32 PM. Reason : but sure, both explanations are entirely plausible ]

10/18/2013 11:23:30 PM

shoot is a much better foreign-born TWWer

10/18/2013 11:37:33 PM

lol "public safety"

10/18/2013 11:37:37 PM

Ahh back in the days when ebullying wasn't a crime...

10/19/2013 12:17:28 AM

Quote :

"smelled someones underwear at some point. Said underwear belonged to a man. "

Said underwear belonged to Opie which he lent to another man. He sniffed the worn underwear when the man gave them back to Opie.

10/19/2013 7:57:59 AM

you have the sense of humor of a non-Western elderly person

[Edited on October 19, 2013 at 8:15 AM. Reason : y]

10/19/2013 8:13:32 AM

You think rape is a bigger problem in the USA than it is in Pakistan.

10/31/2013 10:29:39 PM

10/31/2013 10:38:39 PM