I know it is wrong, but this makes me feel better:

http://www.wral.com/lifestyles/healthteam/story/4916168/

4/8/2009 8:22:25 PM

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"He had second-degree burns. Dirt from the coals lodged in his skin, leading to an infection that required surgery and a type of biological Band-Aid made from pig skin."

Well, I guess their medicine has progressed beyond jizz on the problem and call me in the morning.

4/8/2009 8:26:03 PM

I guess you could say they were "Faggots"

4/8/2009 8:27:19 PM

bound to happen when a thousand people tried it, someone had to get fucked over

4/8/2009 8:35:08 PM

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"“I was sort of up there for five or 10 seconds, and the crowd just ran out and I got dropped into the bonfire,” he recalled."

what a fucking stupid student body

4/8/2009 8:35:46 PM

probably more drunk than stupid

4/8/2009 8:48:22 PM

Those UNC kids...future Nobel Laureates.

4/8/2009 9:04:34 PM

They would ban sports at NCSU if something like that happened at a Wolfpack celebration

4/8/2009 10:03:08 PM

Ha

They'd never allow a celebration of any magnitude at NC State

4/8/2009 10:04:02 PM

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"I guess you could say they were "Faggots""

aha! Very nicely done.
Good form, sir.

4/9/2009 12:02:27 AM

heh, i'm pretty sure he's one of my wife's patients. she's working in the burn unit this month, so she'll have had to work on him.

4/9/2009 7:20:12 AM

holy shit i know this guy.

4/9/2009 8:06:16 AM

well, they are some flamers over there

[Edited on April 9, 2009 at 8:40 AM. Reason : asd]

4/9/2009 8:40:29 AM

This thread is worthless without pics.

4/9/2009 8:42:29 AM

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"well, they are some flamers over there"

haha GG

4/9/2009 9:48:37 AM

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"Ha They'd never allow a celebration of any magnitude at NC State"

I guess we'll never know.

Or maybe that's why they keep Fowler around. If they come out with an official "you can't celebrate sports victories" then you have the student body in an uproar. So they cleverly keep someone at the helm to ensure that we never find ourselves in a situation where celebration is possible...

Nah, we just suck.

4/9/2009 10:34:18 AM

i dot feel bad one fucking bit

4/9/2009 11:14:07 AM

I hope that all fans of opposing teams die slow, horrible deaths.

4/9/2009 11:34:50 AM

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"Andrew Madlon, a freshman at the University of North Carolina, found himself crowd surfing on Franklin Street after the Tar Heels’ semifinal victory Saturday over Villanova."

s he going to have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?

4/9/2009 11:43:57 AM

i was hoping the whole town would burn down

4/9/2009 2:56:33 PM