actual espn headline

if I had known anything about hockey I might have realized this was a player lolz

4/23/2009 4:18:14 PM

welcome to hockey

4/23/2009 4:20:00 PM

This one image pops back in my head every time someone mentions Miroslav Satan. I was at a Canes-Buffalo game circa 1998, might have even been in Greensboro. There was this drunk, fat, slob redneck (think shirt doesn't cover his beer gut) who had on-ice seats right behind the boards. The whole game he's banging on the glass 'HAYYY SAYTUN."

4/23/2009 4:36:10 PM

Royals to get taste of Angels Colon

4/23/2009 4:45:24 PM

a+ headline

4/23/2009 4:58:33 PM

4/23/2009 7:51:54 PM

Quote :

"Pronounced: POO-holes"

4/23/2009 10:24:59 PM

Quote :

"Age 34 29"

4/23/2009 10:26:56 PM

Vlad Guerrero is out with an injury but its cool, he's only 58 35

4/23/2009 10:27:49 PM