You must text a girl the following line "Hey Baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?". You can't change the wording.

It can be some random girl in your phone you haven't talked to in a long time, some # you got from a while back, a # you don't recognize "Girl at bar X", an old friend, some girl you've always wanted to bag, old co-worker, etc. If you are maried/serious relationship, no worries. Send it to your wife/significant other.



Post the text conversation here. Below are some examples........(Not mine). Have fun with it, enjoy and don't forget to post the convo.
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Him: "Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?"
Her: "Who is this? I think you have the wrong person"
Him: "This is Julie right? from Dallas?"
Himr: "Yeah... how do u know that"
Her: "Is this Alex?"
Him: "Yes... so back to the topic on hand"
Her: "lol"
HIM: "...? "
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Me: when u going to let me tap that?
her: where are u?
me: fremont, at my house. you gonna let me tap?
her: im coming down from sac later, lets go somewhere for a bite
me: and then tap right?
her: we'll see.
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me: hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: how bad do you want it?
me: hmmm good response. im craving it actually
her: well baby if i was single i'd give it to you in a heartbeat
me: god i love u
her: i love you tooooo
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ME: Hey Nicole, when am i gonna tap that?
Her: hahaha
ME: Is that a yes?
Her: sure, as long as your not with that girl still
ME: Alledgedly
HER: what?
ME: Im not
Her: I'll try and make the 3 hour trip soon
ME: sounds good

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me: hey baby when are you gunna let me tap that?
her: I saw pics of you and your gf on facebook
me: yeah she died, it was pretty sudden
her: you're such a dick
me: good talk

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me: hey baby when are you gunna let me tap that?
her(pregnant): my feet are so swollen
me: baby, when are you going 2 let me tap that?
her: Wtf?

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Me: "Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"
Wife: "What?!"
Me: "You heard me."
Wife: "You're a freaking dork. Why would you call me at work and ask me that?"
Me: "I dunno."
Wife: "I gotta get back to work. I'll call you later."

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Me: Hey baby when are you and Jenna gonna let me tap that?
Her:I dont think Jenna will be okay with that?
Me:She will once she has it.
Her:lol, I will tell her that.
Me:Great, when are we getting dinner?
Her: I am free Thurs or Fri
Me: ill get back to you

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me: hey when you gonna let me tap that?
her: you had your chance last weekend
me: what?!
her: yea. too bad.
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Me: Hey baby, when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: Hey love! What's going on!?!?
Me: Not much. Playing hookie from work to get some R&R. How have ya been?
Her: I'm jealous! I'm good - just working hard. What have you been up to?
Me: Just working too hard. So, when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: When u coming out here?
Me: Excellent!! r u still in phoenix?
Her: Unfortunately...
Me: Need your KISA to come tap that and rescue you?
Her: What's a KISA?
Me: Knight in shining armor, but that wasnt the impt part of that question.
Her: LOL I miss you
Me: I'll call you later tonight.
Her: Awesome!!! I can't wait to talk to you again.
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Him - Hey baby when are you going to let me tap that
Her - I have nothing to do tonight, come on over
Him - For reals
Her - Yes, i have nothing to do come over tonight around 9pm
Him - Ok
Her - Bring some rubbers I dont have any
Him - Slow down, I was just joking
Her - I wasnt, i havent goten any in a long time
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Me: Hey baby when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Who is this?
Me: Your favorite person from WA.
Her: Sean but I dont think its him because he doesnt talk like that.
Me: You really believe that? You have never seen me sober and I am a dirtbag.




my favorite is probably:

me: hey baby when are you gunna let me tap that?
her: I saw pics of you and your gf on facebook
me: yeah she died, it was pretty sudden
her: you're such a dick
me: good talk

good times... saw this on another site i post at, and a few people tried it, got some funny responses... the trick is to pick someone you don't know, or someone you know will give you a funny response....


commence thread fail

5/5/2009 9:22:40 AM

some are probably bronze at best, no gold here

5/5/2009 9:26:18 AM

definitely not the most hilarious thing i've seen even today, but the Gf one made me chuckle.

i am still half asleep though

5/5/2009 9:26:55 AM

go i hope that was copy and pasted from some where else

5/5/2009 9:32:02 AM

^yeah copied and pasted directly from the other site

5/5/2009 9:33:35 AM

Quote :

"Him - Hey baby when are you going to let me tap that Her - I have nothing to do tonight, come on over Him - For reals Her - Yes, i have nothing to do come over tonight around 9pm Him - Ok Her - Bring some rubbers I dont have any Him - Slow down, I was just joking Her - I wasnt, i havent goten any in a long time"

lolz...what a gay..i would have rode that train all the way to the station

5/5/2009 10:48:41 AM

^ what if she was ugly?

5/5/2009 10:53:09 AM

or his sister?

5/5/2009 10:54:04 AM

^that's sick

5/5/2009 11:01:24 AM

there are some sick people out there.

5/5/2009 11:03:31 AM

5/5/2009 11:03:40 AM

^^lulz

5/5/2009 11:04:50 AM

maybe she was ugly
hence the epic backpedal.
i don't think i would send this to any ugly bitches...or my sister for that matter

5/5/2009 11:06:30 AM

i hope not

5/5/2009 11:07:34 AM

5/5/2009 11:09:09 AM

5/5/2009 11:10:16 AM

you're my sister, you're my sister

5/5/2009 11:10:47 AM

Quote :

"me: hey baby when are you gunna let me tap that? her: I saw pics of you and your gf on facebook me: yeah she died, it was pretty sudden her: you're such a dick me: good talk"

5/5/2009 11:16:05 AM

10/10, B.

5/5/2009 11:56:38 AM

i figured there would be at least one to a dude but i was wrong

5/5/2009 12:00:32 PM

i waiting for someone to post their own... actually get it to work... and then have the rest of TWW call them a liar.

5/5/2009 12:14:51 PM

i know some girls this would work on, but they're all taken and im not risking a grade A ass kickin for this BS

5/5/2009 12:29:30 PM

I have already slept with all of the girls in my phone that I would send this to.

5/5/2009 12:44:32 PM

him: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: Haha. Mmmmm banana pineapple milkshake
him: after your milkshake?
her: Ok
him: really? sweet!
her: Yeah
him: why do i think you are messing with me?
her: You know i am

5/5/2009 1:45:00 PM

I'm about to do this....

will post results soon

5/5/2009 1:45:52 PM

*beep boop*

What the f...

5/5/2009 1:46:23 PM

^^lol, uh oh.. who knows what's coming next

5/5/2009 1:57:18 PM

Me: hey baby when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: ready when you are
Me: come to the office, we can do it in the back
Her: on my way
Me: really?
Her: if you really want me to, yes
Me: better not, my boss is here
Her: he can watch. jk, we'll fuck when you get home.

5/5/2009 2:02:20 PM

I'm about to do this....

will post results soon

5/5/2009 2:06:45 PM

"Me: Hey Baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?

Her: LOL! imma tell on u! whats up? r u n town or somethin?

Me: Nah, not in town. I might be in a month or two. What's up with you?

Her: @ work gchatin with a friend. U should log in 2 gmail so we can chat!

Me: Can't right now. Personal email is blocked at work. I'll log in when I get home, and we can chat about me tappin that.

Her: LOL! Ur retarded.

Me: True. Ok, I'll hit you up later. Probably after 4 or so..."

5/5/2009 2:13:02 PM

that wasn't as fun as I thought it would be....

5/5/2009 2:14:00 PM

I just laughed at "r u in town or something?"

5/5/2009 2:15:13 PM

Me: Hey baby, when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: .....
Me: So, no?
Her:Have you lost your fucking mind?
Me: No.
Her: Clearly you have.

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Me: Hey baby, when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: wtf?
Me: So, no?
Her: Nope

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Me: Hey baby, when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: who's this?
Me: Fareako, who's this?
Her: Why are you asking me that? Haha
Me: Just wanted to know how long I have to wait.
Her: Creepy, Fareako...

5/5/2009 2:23:25 PM

"Me: Hey Baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?

Her: Haha get back in your crate

Me: Is that where you want me to tap that?

Her: Yes but we have to be quiet

Me: Sounds like a plan. I'll hit you up later...

Her: Not the face okay?

Me: Ok. I really am too good to you....you know that right?"

5/5/2009 3:09:56 PM

Me: Hey Baby, so when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: HA!
Me: What?!? I'm serious
Her: I'd have to be in NC for that to happen
Me: Ok, so when you're back in town we're on?
Her: HA!




Owned twice

5/5/2009 3:23:39 PM

will post when I find my phone

5/5/2009 3:37:43 PM

Him: "Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?"
Her: "My body isn't a kegger."

5/5/2009 3:39:25 PM

me: hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: haha hey 2 u 2 ****
me: so like, tonight, next couple of days, or what?
her: um def right now im feelin it
me: oo get ur ass over here, empty house
her: and i can totally drive now 2!

SCORE!

5/5/2009 3:42:40 PM

the last gf--

me: hey baby when are you gonna let me tap that
her: hahhahaa wut babe i have something to show you!!
me: your sweet tap?
her: [picture message of a t-shirt]
me: that's awesome! when you gonna let me tap that?
her: um now


yeah not that great, i'll try and choose a random girl to make things a little more awkward

5/5/2009 3:49:34 PM

I have about 20 girls I'm ready to send this to. some serious, some not so much

5/5/2009 4:00:45 PM

but will you pull the trigger?

5/5/2009 4:08:13 PM

I just scrolled through my contacts list and found way, way too few females on there. Lot of guys, though.

5/5/2009 4:12:19 PM

me: hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?
him: never
me: oh

5/5/2009 4:24:49 PM

^ hey baby when you gonna let me tap that?

5/5/2009 5:16:45 PM

yeah, post your relationship to that person if possible

if it's a gf/wife and she's like yeah then it's like.. oh.

5/5/2009 5:46:18 PM

dammit, i wanna hide this thread from deemarie until i get a chance to try it on her

5/5/2009 5:53:12 PM

"Me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?

Her: haha

Me: I'll take that to mean "soon"

Her: hahaha...

Me:

Her: aww...poor baby. how bout we got tornadoes everywhere right now

Me: That's crazy. stay safe!

Her: no doubt...at work right now"

5/5/2009 7:25:56 PM

I am tempted to try this but I am not sure I have any good candidates who would provide good responses on a tuesday night at 7:30 at least, may wait till friday or something so they will at least assume I am drunk and possibly play along

5/5/2009 7:35:36 PM

Quote :

"Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"

5/5/2009 7:41:09 PM

Hey baby, when are you gonna let me set em up?

5/5/2009 7:42:40 PM