Post 'em here

5/21/2009 2:28:02 AM

im the person responsible for those crop circles in England

5/21/2009 2:28:51 AM

Skynet

5/21/2009 2:30:39 AM

gov controls the weather and some natural disasters
democrats are responsible for all the church bombings
we're heading toward world war 3

5/21/2009 2:31:00 AM

Area 51

5/21/2009 2:32:02 AM

HAARP

5/21/2009 2:32:18 AM

^^thats actually not a theory..they officially "declassified" it like at least 7 or 8 years ago

5/21/2009 2:33:16 AM

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"im the person responsible for those crop circles in England"

coolio did some of that shit

5/21/2009 2:34:06 AM

What you mean. They still won't let anyone inside. They may say it is for something else but nobody can even get in there.

5/21/2009 2:34:23 AM

whatever man the point is it exists

5/21/2009 2:34:52 AM

the real question is: are there aliens there??

5/21/2009 2:36:47 AM

I bet the CDC has cooked up some vile shit.

5/21/2009 2:37:44 AM

aleister crowley was hitler's body double

and also barbara bush's illegitimate father

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 2:39 AM. Reason : beast]

5/21/2009 2:37:49 AM

Skynet?

5/21/2009 2:51:50 AM

I saw this thing on TV about Area 51 once. They declassified it as a top secret Air Force base or something and they do acknowledge it's existence now. It's out in the middle of nowhere though. Apparently UFO freaks like to go and try and check it out... if you drive out towards it (but still stay outside of its fences and don't trespass), government agents will drive out and watch you the entire time.

5/21/2009 10:43:57 AM

just because something is a conspiracy theory it doesn't mean it is not true.

5/21/2009 10:54:20 AM

^

5/21/2009 10:55:54 AM

Quote :

"BEHOLD HORSE PALE"

5/21/2009 11:05:39 AM

Penn & Teller: Bullshit

episode on Conspiracy Theories

http://www.watchtvsitcoms.com/Bullshit/S03E03.php

5/21/2009 11:34:11 AM

the reason the picture of michael jordan hitting that shot in the ncaa championship game vs. georgetown is in the background during the mary easley press conference is just to remind us that unc is behind all of the troubles we have ever had and will ever have at ncsu....ever

5/21/2009 11:40:51 AM

^^^behold a pale horse is a pretty good book. i got a pdf version of it just incase.

5/21/2009 11:42:56 AM

^^clearly penn and teller are the oracle's of truth.

5/21/2009 11:44:54 AM

Paul Cousins faked the moon landing.

5/21/2009 11:51:51 AM

I don't care what you say about UFO's and aliens. I have seen one before. Myself, my Mom, my brother, and my brother's friend were all in the field playing ball one day, and we saw something in the sky that none of us recognized. After it disappeared, ARMY trucks came flying down our little country road in the direction of where we saw the UFO.

5/21/2009 11:54:35 AM

i actually saw one a couple weeks ago.

5/21/2009 11:58:35 AM

i saw one in Dublin a little more than a decade ago

5/21/2009 12:01:42 PM

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 12:13 PM. Reason : conspiracy]

5/21/2009 12:07:05 PM

damn that hulkamania, it's been runnin wild on j00

5/21/2009 12:20:58 PM

Flick pictures photoshopped.

5/21/2009 12:22:55 PM

^ hahahaha

5/21/2009 2:02:44 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=537599

5/21/2009 2:16:51 PM

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"ORACLE'S OF TRUTHINESS"

5/21/2009 2:20:00 PM

5/21/2009 2:39:55 PM

^ that's the link i posted

5/21/2009 2:40:46 PM

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"Some residents of Australia saw a different broadcast to the rest of the World. Just before Neil Armstrong steps onto the Moon's surface, the picture goes from a stark black to a brighter picture. NASA claimed that no artificial lighting was carried along on the mission. As they watched Armstrong walking on the surface of the Moon they spotted a Coke bottle that was kicked in the right hand side of the picture. The next day, the footage had been edited and the offending Coke bottle had been cut out of the film. Several viewers had seen the bottle and several articles appeared in The West Australian newspaper. Western Australia received their coverage in a different way to the rest of the World. They were the only Country where there wasn't a delay to the 'live' transmission."

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"The fabric space suits had a large zipper. There should have been fast leakage of air since even a pinhole deflates a tire in short order. The astronauts in these "pressurized" suits were easily able to bend their fingers, wrists, elbows, and knees at 5.2 p.s.i. and yet a boxer's 4 p.s.i. speed bag is virtually unbendable. The guys would have looked like balloon men if the suits had actually been pressurized. During the Apollo 14 flag setup ceremony, the flag would not stop fluttering even though there is no air on the moon."

5/21/2009 2:49:54 PM

i hate to say this, cause i like most of you... but if you guys really believe we didn't go to the moon, you're morons.

5/21/2009 2:55:03 PM

I feel sad for people who believe in conspiracy theories. except salisburyboy...that boy is just retarded

it must suck to live in such fear of life that you have to warp your mind into believing things to try and find a structure to things you can't or don't want to comprehend

5/21/2009 3:19:01 PM

^ahh 6666 posts

you're one of them aren't you

5/21/2009 3:21:32 PM

dammit, you guys are scaring off the nut jobs

5/21/2009 3:29:39 PM

The jew conspiracies are always funny, especially when they start going back to the tribes in the middle east.

5/21/2009 3:32:36 PM

5/21/2009 3:32:57 PM

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"The jew conspiracies are always funny, especially when they start going back to the tribes in the middle east. "

5/21/2009 3:42:10 PM

9/11 WAS an inside job. i don't normally do the conspiracy theory thing but this i believe to be true.

5/21/2009 6:16:45 PM

lets see, I've heard the guys at work mention a couple

Flourinated water is a ploy to keep the population a little more docile

and lets not forget chemtrails

5/21/2009 6:47:51 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

one of my favorites.

5/21/2009 6:53:10 PM

I HEARD JOIE USED TO HAVE A PENIS, OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN!

5/21/2009 6:54:37 PM

used to? pssh, try still does

5/21/2009 6:55:33 PM

Some of the stuff really makes you wonder sometimes. I don't believe everything I hear, but the drug companies and doctors (and government) are screwing the entire nation. There are cures out there for some diseases, but we will never see them and our population will continue to suffer and die off from curable diseases. Not just with drugs though; packaging, plastics, and other everyday stuff is not good for us to be exposed to so much of. And allowing China to send lead painted stuff to the US is another thing contributing to sicknesses.

5/22/2009 10:31:09 AM

i got a coffee mug as an award at work... it was painted with lead based paint and had a sticker on it that basically said "don't drink out of this." what the heck is that all about?

5/22/2009 10:32:49 AM

Sounds like your company is trying to off you.

5/22/2009 10:36:58 AM