We found out that the person replacing a friend of our's this summer is a UNC grad. So we're thinking of covering the desk in NCSU paraphernalia. Mainly crap that we can print off and tape all over the desk.

Any suggestions for how to go about this?

7/5/2009 10:27:12 PM

you got way too much time on your hands kyle

7/5/2009 10:28:06 PM

a photo of two NCSU tennis players sucking eachothers cocks is a good start


you got that one?

7/5/2009 10:28:43 PM

ncsu paraphernalia?

you mean like tears, broken dreams, and let downs?

7/5/2009 10:29:12 PM

i'm going to file thing under

shit only a girl would do

7/5/2009 10:29:18 PM

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"i'm going to file thing under shit only a girl would do"

Yeah if I were a guy I would just take a dump on the guy's desk right?

7/5/2009 10:31:17 PM

A nice, big mushroom stamp.

7/5/2009 10:31:21 PM

no... you should shove any feelings you had about anyone into the darkest recesses of you soul

like a real man

7/5/2009 10:31:56 PM

i know your gay ass has them

7/5/2009 10:32:57 PM

I think if you tried to mushroom stamp a desk you might come out the worse of that.

7/5/2009 10:33:01 PM

7/5/2009 11:19:52 PM

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"JAR OF URINE"

7/5/2009 11:20:52 PM

put the wanted ads from the paper on their desk....they'll never last

7/5/2009 11:27:39 PM

7/5/2009 11:29:02 PM

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"put the wanted ads from the paper on their desk....they'll never last"

Love it

7/5/2009 11:32:09 PM

lol Gay Sex Chapter one: Put greasy dick in ass. repeat until infected

7/6/2009 3:36:28 AM

just cover it in coupons for wal-mart merchandise

7/6/2009 4:46:52 AM

http://wolfpackcartoons.com

7/6/2009 8:44:06 AM

I was going to suggest you piss on the desk,perferably while he's sitting at it.

7/6/2009 8:48:17 AM

7/6/2009 8:53:31 AM

feces and urine are the only viable options

7/6/2009 9:37:51 AM

dont' waste your time with this. you'll only provide him the opportunity to say "you're not our rivals, duke is"

7/6/2009 9:39:36 AM

Ok, here's what I would do:

In lieu of decorating their desk with a bunch of sports junk I would go over and cordially introduce myself on their first day. This would identify me as a reasonable human being and would not serve to define our relationship from the get-go by where we went to school.

I do hate carolina though.

7/6/2009 9:48:55 AM

^

7/6/2009 9:51:33 AM

The best way to get under the skin of a UNC douche is to ignore him.

7/6/2009 10:17:34 AM

ahahaha, from now on whenever i meet someone that tells me they went to unc i'm going to respond with "oh yeah? where's that?" and act like i've never heard of the place.

that is very funny in my head.

7/6/2009 10:22:32 AM

rofl

7/6/2009 10:22:52 AM

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"dont' waste your time with this. you'll only provide him the opportunity to say "you're not our rivals, duke is""

That's the best part though, they'll never know who did it And it will be all the more to them because of where we are.

7/6/2009 10:24:08 AM

put something to the effect of: we tried to find a picture of the 1924 trophy, but it doesnt exist

7/6/2009 10:25:31 AM

^^ oh right you're in japan.

i would think that'd make it even easier to figure out who did it.

[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 10:28 AM. Reason : ^ that's stupid, b/c the 2009 trophy surely exists. as does the trophy from 05, 93, 82 and 57.]

7/6/2009 10:27:06 AM

Naw, chances are I will never personally meet this person since we work in different cities My friend just wants to fuck with her head.

7/6/2009 10:28:08 AM

^^ youre stupid you dont know how mad it makes a UNC fan when you invalidate the 1924 title

but im talking about the real ones, not the walmart ones

7/6/2009 11:20:39 AM

7/6/2009 11:22:57 AM

print out that pic of the little kid flipping off ramses

7/6/2009 11:25:35 AM

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"^^ youre stupid you dont know how mad it makes a UNC fan when you invalidate the 1924 title but im talking about the real ones, not the walmart ones"

if i was a kentucky grad, or a ucla grad, or an indiana grad, or maybe even a duke or kansas grad, i would maybe say that. but as a state grad, you're stupid.

7/6/2009 11:25:39 AM

WHAMMY BLAMMY

WOWIE ZOWIE

7/6/2009 11:27:08 AM

why anyone can tell them the facts

the reaction is similar to telling a 14 year old that pro-wrestling is fake when until then they "knew" it was real

so youre stupid

7/6/2009 11:27:16 AM

let me tell you man, if i graduated from unc and someone from a school w/ two national titles to my school's five legitimate titles told me that some sixth title was bullshit, i would be in an uproar.

7/6/2009 11:39:19 AM

clearly you have never tried

its actually pretty funny

7/6/2009 11:54:36 AM

THERE'S SOME STIFFLY STIFFERSONS IN HERE

7/6/2009 12:01:36 PM

any ideas?

10/23/2014 12:23:57 PM

Remove everything except the telephone

10/23/2014 12:26:10 PM

poop on it

10/23/2014 12:38:37 PM

certainly not with banners

10/23/2014 1:32:08 PM

Just go back up and dump all your McD's wrappers and trash on it when you're done eating.

10/23/2014 1:43:02 PM

10/23/2014 2:16:53 PM

Phoenix University diploma

10/23/2014 2:43:43 PM

You should them pictures of all the NCSU trophies...oh wait...LOL

10/23/2014 3:06:47 PM

Let me have those seats

10/23/2014 3:10:25 PM

^^ we have as many legit ones as they do now. Plus the one we were fucked out of in 1973

10/23/2014 3:26:33 PM