I got quite a few

8/14/2009 12:51:22 AM

do they include having raw anal with an hiv-pos male? lots of retards take that risk

8/14/2009 12:52:27 AM

this is true, but i'm not one of them

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 12:53 AM. Reason : lots do it though]

8/14/2009 12:52:56 AM

I tried to eat 50 chicken nuggets once...does this count???

8/14/2009 12:52:58 AM

one time i flew a plane drunk

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 12:53 AM. Reason : ]

8/14/2009 12:53:24 AM

i snuck into a deftones show at teh HOB in myrtle beach through the stage door.

i figured if i acted like i was supposed to be there, nobody would bother me. it worked.

(my plan if i got caught was to say i was looking for the bathroom)

8/14/2009 12:53:46 AM

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"I tried to eat 50 chicken nuggets once...does this count???"

not unless they were still frozen

8/14/2009 12:53:51 AM

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"I tried to eat 50 chicken nuggets once...does this count???"

did you succeed in your adventure?

8/14/2009 12:54:21 AM

lol no, it was a contest with some friends...one of my buddies did it

there was a time limit, can't remember what it was

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 12:55 AM. Reason : .]

8/14/2009 12:55:11 AM

rather impressive, indeed

8/14/2009 12:55:40 AM

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"I got quite a few"

details?

8/14/2009 12:56:11 AM

Moving to Japan without knowing a single thing about the place I was moving to was pretty risky. Although not as risky as doing the same thing in a place like China I suppose

Now that I think about it, I've actually done the whole moving-somewhere-without-knowing-shit-about-it thing a couple times in my life. Why the hell do I keep doing that?

8/14/2009 12:56:37 AM

bc you have an idle mind

8/14/2009 12:58:42 AM

^^that would scare the crap out of me

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 1:01 AM. Reason : ^^]

8/14/2009 12:59:09 AM

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"details?"

tonight i knew i was ovulating so i didn't take my birth control and made sure sexual relations were made...just to see what will happen.

8/14/2009 1:00:24 AM

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"bc you have an idle mind"

Naw, if anything I have an overactive mind. I get bored too easily and want to move somewhere new. If I know nothing about the place it just makes it that much more interesting when I get there

8/14/2009 1:00:35 AM

do you have a vag thermometer to know when you are ovulating?

8/14/2009 1:15:08 AM

lol

do they make those?

8/14/2009 1:16:04 AM

i get bad pains when i am ovulating....figured i'd see if i'm fertile or not. i am planning on taking my birth control maybe tomorrow...haven't decided. i do want a baby boy though but not marriage.

8/14/2009 1:17:37 AM

wow...just wow

8/14/2009 1:18:58 AM

it may end my burlesque career if i get pregnant but i've had baby fever for a while.

8/14/2009 1:19:48 AM

you just want a baby??? Why?

8/14/2009 1:20:31 AM

You're saying you want to be a single mother?

8/14/2009 1:20:37 AM

yes, i want a baby. i don't want to be a single mother but i'm not too big on marriage....just because i've seen so many end so badly.

8/14/2009 1:21:55 AM

You're still protected from pregnancy if you only miss one day of your birth control.

And amateurish burlesque is not a career.

8/14/2009 1:23:20 AM

drove a car from the back seat
gave someone a high five from a different car at 70mph
ran from the police two or three times
touched the main wire to a home while standing in water
rode with a japanese girl driver on the beltline NEAR CARY

8/14/2009 1:25:04 AM

Marriages are so the woman doesn't end up a single mother with no money.

8/14/2009 1:26:03 AM

no, thats what divorces are for

8/14/2009 1:27:20 AM

yeah, i know....i could double up tomorrow or skip tomorrow too and probably still not get preggo. losing burlesque wouldn't be that big of a damper on my life. i'm getting bored with it. i might already be preggo anyways(got a positive test this morning and have been puking all month...but have had many negative tests). i also didn't get my period last month but i've had positive tests and missed my period before and after doing a blood test they found out i wasn't pregnant.

8/14/2009 1:27:23 AM

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"I tried to eat 50 chicken nuggets once"

you need to come to our hockey tailgates

8/14/2009 1:29:12 AM

i know a girl who ate 80 chicken nuggets

I shit you not

8/14/2009 1:30:11 AM

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"gave someone a high five from a different car at 70mph"

ahaha

8/14/2009 1:31:16 AM

^^^would love too

^^epic indeed

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 1:31 AM. Reason : carrots]

8/14/2009 1:31:42 AM

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"rode with a japanese girl driver on the beltline NEAR CARY"

driving in or near cary is always a risk. i happen to live there so add that to my list.

8/14/2009 1:32:50 AM

-Handshaking at 50MPH while driving to passenger of another car.
-Run off the road by a tractor-trailer
-Run off the road by a dump truck
-Run off the road by a F-350 pulling a trailer that dumped a load of tobacco crates immediately in my lane
-Driving in general, but I have a clean record
-Shooting clays with the wrong people can make you duck sometimes

8/14/2009 1:33:21 AM

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"drove a car from the back seat gave someone a high five from a different car at 70mph ran from the police two or three times touched the main wire to a home while standing in water rode with a japanese girl driver on the beltline NEAR CARY"

By far the most dangerous thing on that list.

8/14/2009 1:36:37 AM

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"not lila: tonight i knew i was ovulating so i didn't take my birth control and made sure sexual relations were made...just to see what will happen."

damn, you're a dumb fuck of a downy drunken retard

(1) progesterin and progesterone PREVENT ovulation, dumbass, so you can't "know you were ovulating" and then quit taking the pill that day.

(2) skipping one pill does very little if any imact to contraceptive efficacy.

(3) you're a fucking dude, DNL. you can't have babies. where's the fetus going to gestate? in a box?





[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 1:39 AM. Reason : ]

8/14/2009 1:37:25 AM

-Daring a drunken fool to shoot me (and he did it)
-Blowing lines off a running cop car
-Attempting to fly an ultra-light airplane, drunk, and never having operated a plane before.

8/14/2009 1:37:35 AM

fuck, compared to some of you i feel actually non-crazy

8/14/2009 1:38:30 AM

yeah joe schmoe why dont you tell her how you really feel!

8/14/2009 1:39:28 AM

i never tire of the high-horse insults that always accompany birth control conversations

8/14/2009 1:40:05 AM

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"you're a fucking dude, DNL. you can't have babies. where's the fetus going to gestate? in a box? "

hahaha

8/14/2009 1:40:15 AM

According to the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG), immediately following ovulation most women experience a slight but detectable rise in their normal body temperature. By monitoring your basal body temperature first thing in the morning before you rise on a daily basis, and tracking the results on a basal body temperature chart, it's possible to determine that ovulation has occurred.

my understanding is that women who are desperate to get knocked up take their temp to determine the best time to fuck and make a baby

8/14/2009 1:42:53 AM

DNL can't have babies, but i(hope) i can. obviously you think that DNL is me all the time.

8/14/2009 1:43:00 AM

are you going to support your child as a burlesque dancer?

keeping it classy i see.

8/14/2009 1:43:22 AM

hahaha maryk so tuff

8/14/2009 1:44:24 AM

no, the burlesque shall go away but i was on my way out anyways. for health reasons i want to have kids soon, if it's even possible for me to do so.

8/14/2009 1:44:42 AM

you will be ready to pop about exam time spring 2010

8/14/2009 1:45:16 AM

WHY?

you are INSANE

8/14/2009 1:45:17 AM

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"obviously you think know that DNL is me all the time."

8/14/2009 1:45:21 AM